Can We Guess the Last Time You Got Drunk?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess the Last Time You Got Drunk?
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About This Quiz

History has proven time and again that people really love alcohol. Prohibition just didn't work at all and, if we're being honest, it was a terrible idea. Alcohol is a part of our culture! Even churches use wine in their religious ceremonies since we've been brewing various kinds of alcohol for literally thousands of years. Consuming responsibly is important, and being sure to moderate drinking is necessary. But if you're safe when you drink, it doesn't have to be a bad thing by any means. It really makes a fun time more fun, doesn't it?  

There's no shame in enjoying the odd beer or glass of wine. Heck, have a mojito or two if you like. We all know what happens if things go too far, though. At some point in the night you're going to reach your limit and then things get a little wacky. When you're drunk, you're like a less-coordinated, not quite as smart version of yourself. Maybe you get a little silly or a little bolder. Maybe you just want to dance.  Do you think we can guess when it happened last? Maybe if you tell us a bit about yourself, we can surprise you. Let's belly up to the bar and we'll tell you just when you last got drunk. Take the quiz and see!

Have you ever been disappointed that a bar wasn't open yet when you showed up for a drink?
Yes!
Once, but it was St. Patty's day.
What time do bars open again?
Never.
If you go to lunch with friends, what are you going to order to drink?
Beer
Maybe a glass of wine.
Probably just a soda.
I'll take a milkshake!
How often would you say you talk to friends on social media?
Constantly.
A few times a day.
I try to check in once a day.
Not that often, really.

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Have you ever frequented a bar so much that they ran a tab for you?
Oh yeah.
There was one place.
Never happened.
Do bars still run tabs?
Do the bouncers at your favorite bar know your name?
We're all pretty friendly.
I know the bartender!
Unfortunately, no.
I don't have a favorite bar.
If you plan to go out for an evening with friends, do you drink at home before you go?
Of course. You have to prime the pump!
If it's a big night, sure.
Not really, no.
That seems excessive.

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Have you ever done a keg stand?
I pretty much invented the keg stand.
In college.
No, I haven't.
I'm not 100% sure what that is.
When you're out partying, are you ever the designated driver?
Never.
I got picked once or twice.
I have been before.
I don't really party that much.
What's your favorite kind of liquor to drink?
Tequila
Vodka
Whiskey
Gin

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Do you have beers in your fridge right now?
I have an actual beer fridge.
I have a few.
Not at the moment.
I don't keep alcohol in the house.
What's your favorite kind of wine?
I'd rather drink beer or liquor.
I like a nice red or even a blush.
I'll drink white sometimes.
I don't drink wine.
How long do you typically stay at a party if there's no alcohol present?
How is this a party?
Probably not long.
I'm willing to stay a couple of hours.
As long as the party lasts.

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Do you have bottles of alcohol in your home right now?
I have a mini bar.
One or two.
I have one for special occasions.
Nope.
What's your all-time favorite cocktail to drink?
Martini
Mimosa
Cosmopolitan
Old-Fashioned
How many drinks can you handle in one sitting?
I can power them down all night.
I can handle 5 or 6.
I feel pretty tipsy after a few.
I've never counted.

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Have you ever drank so much you got sick?
More than I care to remember.
It's happened in the past.
Not in years.
No.
If you're out with friends and drinking, what else are you doing?
Isn't that enough?
There's a good chance I'm dancing.
We're probably celebrating a holiday of some sort.
Enjoying time chatting with friends.
How often do you drink when you're all by yourself?
When I'm relaxing or having a meal.
Only if it's been a super stressful day.
I can't recall when I did that last.
I never have.

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Have you ever played a drinking game like Beer Pong before?
Played and dominated!
Yes, I have.
I watched other people play.
No.
When you drink, do you actively want to get drunk or not?
I'm just trying to have a good time.
Sometimes.
I guess it depends on the situation.
Oh, no. I like to stay in control.
Do you ever drink liquor straight?
Best way to drink bourbon.
if I'm doing shots.
I have but I don't like it.
No.

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How much money would you spend on alcohol in the average year?
I feel like it's best if I don't know.
Maybe $1,000 a year or so.
Probably just a few hundred dollars.
Not much at all.
When you do enjoy a drink, where are you usually?
At home.
Some kind of club.
With friends.
There isn't a place I frequent more than anywhere else.
How much do you tip a bartender for a drink?
$1 a drink.
I usually tip at the end of an order, maybe 15% or so.
Whatever the going rate is.
I'm not sure what's considered appropriate.

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Is there a particular flavor profile you like most in your drinks?
I'll drink whatever.
I like sweet drinks.
As long as it's not too harsh.
Not really.
Do you have a favorite brand of beer?
I have a few favorites.
There's one I prefer.
Whatever's on tap is fine.
I don't care for beer that much.
What's the earliest time of day you've ever had a drink?
I've started my day with a drink before.
Lunchtime.
Maybe around 5.
In the evening.

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What kind of alcohol do you like the least?
I've had some pretty bad malt liquor before.
Really cheap wine.
Tequila.
Whiskey.
Have you ever drank to the point that you couldn't remember what you did that night?
More than once.
In the past.
Maybe once.
Never.
Are you a fun drunk?
I think I am.
My friends like being with me, so maybe?
I can get pretty wild.
I wouldn't know.

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