Can We Guess What Kind of Man Gets You Off?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess What Kind of Man Gets You Off?
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About This Quiz

In realistic terms, there are probably about 3.5 billion different kinds of guys out in the world. Unfortunately, that's a few too many to try to describe right here and now. However, we can refine that down a little bit if we try. Some guys are more into their own looks than others; some are very artsy; some are physically powerful; some are happy to read a good book. It's the diversity of life, and there are nearly endless options.

But in very general terms, there are some qualities among many men you find appealing without a doubt. The things you might list on a dating app when you're describing who and what you're looking for in a partner. The basic, bare bones "have to have them" qualities that you find attractive in other people regardless of how they look or where they're from. Those things are not only super important, but they're also the foundation of what makes a person attractive to you. We bet those qualities are so ingrained in how you look at the world we can even guess what kind of guy you're attracted to just from a few simple questions. Don't believe it? Why not take the quiz and find out for yourself?

Are you the kind of person who dates a lot or is it more of a rare thing for you?
I go out as often as I can.
I like to go out now and then.
I'm not super big on dating.
It depends on my schedule.
Where do you usually meet new people?
Through friends
At work or school
Online
Playing sports or at the gym
Are you shy when you meet someone new or do you dive right in?
I'm fairly bold, usually.
I can be a little shy.
I guess it depends on the circumstances.
I'm very outgoing.

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Have you ever taken someone home within a couple of hours of meeting them?
Oh, yeah
Never
I never have but I might someday.
I like to know you a tiny bit better than that.
If a guy wants to get a second date, what does he need to do on the first date?
Turn me on
Be a gentleman
Hold a good conversation and make me laugh
Keep up with me
Speaking of first dates, what's the worst place a guy could take you?
The movies
His place
A loud club or bar
A fast food restaurant

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If you saw your attractive neighbor getting changed through a window, what would you do?
Keep watching
I'd look away and pretend it never happened.
I'd try not to look, but then I'd probably look.
Probably let them know they need curtains next time I saw them.
Can you have sex with someone you're not in love with?
Obviously
I'd rather be in love.
I guess, but I bet it's better when you're in love.
All you need is attraction.
How do you feel about role play in the bedroom?
I could be down for that.
Not interested
Ooh, fun!
Seems like a time waster.

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Would you ever wear some kind of costume to spice things up in bed?
Maybe something simple
I don't think so.
I love costumes!
No, thanks
What's the very first thing you do after you've had sex?
Pass out
Cuddle
Go to the bathroom
Rehydrate
Do you ever send your partner sexy texts during the day?
Dirty texts
Well, cute texts maybe
Yes!
I might tease a little.

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Which of these qualities do you think is most important in a man you want to have a relationship with?
Independence
Compassion
Intelligence
Strength
What's more important to you, looks or a sense of humor?
Honestly? Looks.
They're both important but other things are more important.
A sense of humor
Can I have both?
How important is it that your family likes the guy you're with?
Not even slightly important
Extremely
It's not the most important thing, but I'd like it if they did.
It's a nice perk.

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Would you ever let your friends hook you up with a guy?
Nope
I have in the past.
Sure, if they thought we'd be a good match.
It's possible, but I'd be a little leery.
What can a guy do to turn you off instantly?
Act all weak and indecisive
Be overly arrogant
Make fun of the things I like
Try to control me
If a guy wanted to impress you by cooking a meal, what should he make?
I'm happy to just order out.
I'd be happy with any kind of home-cooked meal.
Something exotic
Anything that's tasty and healthy

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Do you need to get married to prove your love?
No
Yes
I don't think it proves it so much as it confirms it.
You don't need to, but it's nice.
Do you need a guy who can jump into any situation and take the lead?
Yes
Not necessarily
I prefer someone who can observe and see what needs to be done.
Nothing wrong with being assertive
Do you like a guy who's creative in the bedroom?
Sure, why not?
Within reason
Creativity is key.
Stamina is more important than creativity.

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If you want to spend the night with your guy but he tells you he already made plans with his best friend, what happens next?
Guess I'm alone tonight.
Hopefully, we could find a compromise.
Maybe we can all hang out.
If he made plans, he should stick to them.
Is it alright for a guy to check out someone else when you're out together?
That's what guys do.
I'd be very insulted.
Who knows, I might check 'em out, too.
Hell, no
What's your favorite romantic comedy?
I don't like rom-coms.
"Pretty Woman"
"The Princess Bride"
"There's Something About Mary"

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Should a guy hold the door for you?
Doesn't matter.
Yes
I think it's polite for anyone to hold a door for anyone else regardless of gender.
This isn't the Dark Ages.
Would you ever watch a dirty movie with your man?
Oh, yeah
I'd hope he's not into that.
Sure, why not?
Why watch when you can act one out in real life?
Have you ever had a friends-with-benefits relationship?
A couple
No
Once
They're good to have during a dry spell.

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Did you ever date someone your parents or friends told you was bad news?
More than once
Not in a long time
No
I trust the judgment of my friends and family.
How frequently do you want to be having sex with your man?
As often as possible
There's no set schedule.
Whenever we're in the mood.
Daily sounds good.
Would you rather have a guy who was romantic or really good in bed?
Good in bed
Romantic
Both?
Those are just two of a lot of qualities he should have.

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