Can We Guess What One Word Describes Your Kinky Side?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess What One Word Describes Your Kinky Side?
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About This Quiz

Kink isn't well understood by most people. Certain films and books portray kink as a sign that something is wrong with the kinky person, and that the love of the right person can "fix" that "problem." This perception could not be further from the truth. Most kinky people are great the way they are - they aren't twisted people who want to do anything without consent. They just like things that some may find unusual, and they tend to find other people who are into the same thing.

Of course, kink comes in so many varieties it can make your head spin. There are all manner of fetishes, from those to do with objects, to costumes, to role playing, to places, to situations, to a social dynamic. Kink includes interests as diverse as specific toys, sensory deprivation, BDSM, and more subtle variations and distinctions than you can shake a NSFW toy at.

Consider your kinky side. How kinky are you? How unusual is your kink? Are you even ready to know where you fit on the spectrum of kink? Well get ready because you're about to have everything about your kinky side summed up in one word. Take the quiz!

How much do you like to be in control?
Only rarely.
Never!
I always like to be in control.
I sometimes like it.
How much is your excitement related to outside sensations?
I'd say about a quarter of it is like that.
All of it.
About half of it.
A third of it.
How private are you about your kink?
Fairly private.
Extremely private.
Not private at all!
A little private.

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How comfortable are you in your own skin?
Totally.
Mostly, most of the time.
It depends on how drunk I am.
Not at all comfortable.
What material do you like to get your props made of?
Leather.
Latex.
I don't mind.
Polyester.
What kind of toy would you like to control?
A plug.
I don't like to control them.
A gag.
Handcuffs.

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Do you use a safe word?
Naturally.
I have to use something other than a word.
No.
Yes, but it changes sometimes.
How do you dress for your play?
Suggestively.
In a bag.
In street clothes with nothing underneath.
It depends on the day.
How loud do you like to get?
I like to yell.
Sometimes I like to cry.
I keep things quiet.
It depends on the day.

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How do you like to flex your muscle?
With the back of my hand.
While bound.
In public.
Dressed as a cop.
Who do you like to involve in your play?
My spouse.
My dom.
Whoever strikes me that day.
One of a small group of friends.
Do you like to hear your name when you play?
Not my "name" per se.
Yes, all the time.
Sometimes.
Never.

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What part of your body would you prefer wind up sore?
My backside.
My lungs.
My feet.
My voice.
How long do you like your play sessions?
An hour or so.
Days.
Ten minutes.
Hours.
What is your favorite place to play?
In my bedroom.
In a dungeon.
In an airplane bathroom.
On a set.

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What skill most influences your play?
My physical endurance.
My mental toughness.
My timing.
My ability to do accents.
How many partners do you have in an average year?
Two.
One.
Dozens.
Three.
How much do you trust your partner?
A lot.
With my life.
Not too much.
I trust them to be discreet.

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What are the odds that your kink could get you into trouble at work?
It'll never get back there.
I keep those things separate for a reason.
At work? Try at court!
Oh yeah, if they found out, I'd be done for.
How many costumes do you have for your games?
Two.
A dozen.
None.
Dozens.
What is your favorite sound, when you play?
Thwack!
My heartbeat in my head.
"What are they doing?"
"Bravo!"

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How common is your kink?
Pretty common.
Uncommon, but more common than you'd think.
I don't know.
Loads of people do it.
How judged is your kink?
Not much anymore!
Very.
Not as much as maybe it should be.
It's extremely judged.
Is your kink legal?
Yes, of course!
Not everywhere.
Explicitly no.
Mostly.

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What's the worst thing that could happen to you as a result of your kink?
I might get a bruise.
I could die.
I could go to jail.
I could lose my job.
How much does one playtime differ from another?
It's subtle.
They don't, typically.
They are completely different.
They are mostly different.
How much of the time do you like to be dominant?
Half.
None!
All!
About a third.

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How quickly do you get bored with your partner?
Rarely.
Never.
Quickly.
It takes a while.
How much of your excitement comes from the non-physical?
A little.
All of it.
Most of it.
Half of it.
How much of the time do you like to be submissive?
About half of it.
As much as possible!
To be honest, sometimes, I like to be all submissive.
Two thirds.

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