Can We Guess What Type of Crop You Farm?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess What Type of Crop You Farm?
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About This Quiz

There are a few staple crops in the world that provide a disproportionately large amount of the calories that humans eat. These include wheat, maize, rice, potatoes, soybeans, yams, sorghum, cassava, sugarcane and sweet potato - and if you haven't heard of a couple of those or find it surprising that they are on the list, that's because they are staple crops in parts of the world that tend not to export as much to the United States or Europe.

While some crops can grow in a huge variety of places, others prefer a specific climate and topography. For example, potatoes hail from the Americas but transferred beautifully to the European climate, which is itself pretty varied. However, salad crops can only grow where there is plenty of water and thus aren't suited to certain places. Rice is an extremely labor-intensive crop that can produce several harvests a year, while barley grows one crop a year and thus gives you the winter off. Certain fruits only grow wild for a few weeks but put up a large greenhouse, and all bets are off!

This means that different crops lend themselves to different cultures and personalities. Historically, it was the crop that shaped the culture, but these days farmers - like the rest of us - can choose more easily what they think suits them. Tell us a little about yourself, and we'll figure out what you'd farm!

What's your number one feeling about the future?
I don't think about it much actually.
Hopeful
A little concerned
Highly optimistic
What sort of climate do you like?
Hot and humid
Cool and windy
Anything works for me
Rainy
How steady a worker are you?
Extremely
I'm quite erratic.
Somewhat
Not very

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How glamorous are you?
Not at all
A smidge
More than I think I realize
Incredibly
Are you naturally nurturing?
Somewhat
I can be when I want to be.
Very
No
Do people understand you?
Yes, mostly
Yes, universally
Not at all
They think they do.

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Do you get on with most people you meet?
Mostly
Yes, always
No, but I'm not trying to.
Once they get to know me
Do you mind taking up space?
I like it.
I love it!
No, I hate it.
If I have to
Do you worry that you don't think long term enough?
No, I always think long term.
Yes, I try to think that way but it is hard.
No, I'm doing a good job there.
I know I don't, but I'm not worried about it.

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Do you often find yourself cleaning up other people's messes?
Yes, often
I don't do that.
Yes, it's frustrating.
They clean up my mess.
How important is it to stay in good shape?
One should try to stay healthy.
It's good for the summer, but in winter who cares?
Not very
It's very important all the time.
What sort of person do you like to work with?
Hardworking and pragmatic
Willing to do anything to hit a deadline, but not too intense
Caring and thoughtful
Innovative and fun to be around

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Do you prefer the great outdoors?
Yes, generally
Only in good weather
I love it!
I hate it.
What landscape suits you?
Steep mountains
Rolling plains
Green meadows
Anything's good for me.
Is project-based work your jam?
No, thanks
Yes, please
A mix suits me.
I like rolling overlapping projects.

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How important is beauty in your work?
Not at all
It's incidental but nice.
Very important
More than you'd think
Are you methodical and precise in your thinking?
Yes, I have to be.
Not really
No, I experiment a lot.
I can be when necessary.
How good are you at bringing a little joy into daily life?
Not good at all
I have my moments.
Very good
The best

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Do you ever take time for yourself?
Nope
Yes
No, but I want to.
Not much
Can you handle complex processes?
Yes, that's easy.
No, simple is best.
Yes, the more complex the better
Not many, but if it's just a few, then yes
Do you use a lot of heavy equipment?
No, that's why I have hands.
Yes, my farm can handle it.
Not often
I use a mix of equipment and hard manual work.

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What's the soil like where you live?
Wet
Sandy or clayey
A mix, including some chalky
Well ventilated and rich
Is water access an issue?
No, we have more than we need.
Occasionally
It will be if we don't adjust.
No, we have plenty.
How important is making a profit?
Not at all, I just want to get by.
It's important because income is seasonal.
Not at all, I just want to do a good job.
Very; I'm not a charity.

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Would you hope for your children to be farmers?
No, I work so they can do something else.
Yes, one of them should follow in my footsteps.
If they want to be
If they're drawn to it, then I'd be thrilled.
When did you learn to farm?
As a child
As a teen
In agricultural college
I came to it through another career.
Who is the main customer for your crops?
Supermarket
Supermarket and livestock
Organic market
Farmers' market

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How predictable are your crops?
Extremely
Slightly less than I'd like
I don't really mind about that.
Not very
How many harvests a year is ideal?
Three or four
One
Two - the main one and the cover crop
Two or three would be amazing!
How important is regenerative agriculture?
Fairly - you don't want to kill the goose that laid the golden egg.
I'm realizing I should care more about it.
It's the whole point!
I don't know what that is.

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