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The movie "Animal House" was one of the funniest comedies ever about college life, one that was filled with amazing characters. Which one of them are you most like?
Would you be a good dean at a college?
Are you kidding me?
No, that would be way too much pressure.
Maybe - would I meet chicks?
That would be right up my alley.
How many beers do you drink a week?
Oh, I don't know. 50 or so?
Between 1 and 10.
Between 10 and 20.
None.
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Would you rather party all the time but never hook up, or hook up all the time and never party?
Party all the time for sure.
Wait... can't I have both?
I don't care about partying if I could hook up.
Neither.
How would you flirt?
By drinking until I seemed cool.
I would try to get to know the person.
Just by being gorgeous.
By showing off my stock portfolio.
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What reason would you choose a college?
its party scene.
How economical it is.
How easy it is to hook up.
Its academic standing.
How long will it take you to graduate from college?
At least 7 years.
4 years.
5 years
3 and a half years. I am going to take summer classes.
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Who would you most likely be, in the opinion of your professor?
The worst student in the class.
The teacher's pet.
The student they would have an affair with.
Their student assistant.
Your assignment is due tomorrow. When did you finish it?
I am just getting started on it right now.
A few days ago.
I am just about done.
I finished a week ago.
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Which movie might you get a role in?
"The Blues Brothers"
"Amadeus"
"Van Wilder"
"Ernest Goes to Camp"
Do you need to be hammered to have fun?
Umm, yeah.
No, I don't need it, but I do enjoy it sometimes.
Well, it sure helps a lot.
No, not at all.
What is your favorite drinking game?
Flip Cup.
Quarters.
Up and Down the River.
I don't know any drinking games.
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You are at a punk show - what do you do?
Get in the pit and mosh.
Hang in the back and check out the show.
Try and hook up.
Leave.
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Would you rather earn your money or have it given to you?
is this a trick question? Give me that.
A little of both.
Who needs money? I have a trust fund.
It means nothing if you don't earn it.
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What do you like most about Russell Brand?
That dude likes to party!
His movies are funny.
That guy has a way with the ladies.
Nothing, I can't stand him.
Which of these have you done the most?
Skateboarding.
Hitchhiking.
Driving a convertible.
Driving a tractor.
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What do people say is your main flaw?
I am irresponsible.
I am too passive.
I am not faithful to my partners.
I am too serious.
Would you ever cheat on a test?
Sure. Why, are you offering to help me do so?
No, it is too risky.
Only if I was sure I could get away with it.
No, it is wrong.
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