Can We Guess Which Position You Would Play in the MLB?

By: Torrance Grey
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Can We Guess Which Position You Would Play in the MLB?
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About This Quiz

When the weather gets warm, and the grass pokes through the snow or mud, our thoughts turn to one thing ... baseball! Maybe yours do, too, and if they do, you might also have fantasized about playing in the big leagues. But what position would suit you best?

For some of us, the less athletically gifted, thinking about this is strictly a theoretical exercise. For others, it's not. If you've played baseball (or softball) recreationally or for school, you were probably assigned a position that suited your physical gifts, like your height, build, foot speed and the quality of your throwing arm. 

For this quiz, we're not going to worry about that. Rather, we're going to get under the hood psychologically and try to determine what role in baseball you're fundamentally suited for. In other words, if all of life were a great big diamond, what position would you play? So this quiz is for everyone, whether a true athlete or a klutz with two left feet. 

Where do you fall on this personality spectrum? An ultra-flexible, quick-witted shortstop or a solid, implacable catcher? A baseman, the insider and team-player type, or more of a loner in the outfield? Or even the center-of-attention sharpshooter, the pitcher? There's one way to find out!

Other than baseball, which sport interests you most?
Gymnastics
Power-lifting
Cross-country running
There's no sport other than baseball.
What kind of role do you play at work?
I'm the rainmaker; I do one of the most difficult and important things.
I have a hard job and have to face blame when things go wrong.
I'm one of the rank-and-file, and that's what suits me best.
I'm a "floater." I have several skills and go where I'm needed most.
What do you usually have for breakfast?
Eggs, a smoothie, maybe an espresso ... gotta fuel my day.
Whatever the whole family will eat, maybe cereal.
Something tasty, like waffles and fruit. I don't worry too much about "superfoods."
I skip breakfast a lot.

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How close are you to the family you grew up in?
Pretty close; we never drifted apart.
I don't always feel like I fit in, but I've stuck close.
Close, I guess. They make a big deal of me when I come home to visit.
Since they always need money or help, I guess that's being close.
How do you resolve a fight with your significant other?
We talk it out; I'm pretty forgiving.
I'm usually too busy settling others' arguments to get in fights myself.
If we're fighting a lot, I just break things off. There are more fish in the sea.
I use my ample charm to smooth things over.
Would you call yourself religious?
What, not sleep in on Sundays? No way.
Yeah, it's a family thing.
Generally ... I like the social aspect of it and the community support.
I have spiritual leanings, and I am interested in many world religions.

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How do you like to work out?
Swimming
Weight-lifting
Cross-fit
I don't, really.
What kind of car appeals most to you?
A solid SUV
A European or Japanese sports car
A '60s or '70s muscle car
A maneuverable hatchback with great mileage
How do you like your coffee?
With milk and sugar
Strong and black
I'm picky; I like a quality cappuccino or espresso.
I don't always have it the same way; I try different things.

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Which of these would you prefer as a first date?
I'd ask my date what he or she would prefer to do.
Bowling, pottery-making or another activity we can have some laughs about.
Hiking or doing something else out in nature.
It depends, but I'd definitely spend some money on it. First dates should be memorable.
Which of these is a relationship deal-breaker?
Predictability
Self-centeredness
Neediness
An excessive "need for space"
What's a good age to get married?
When the time is right, you'll know.
When you're ready for the financial responsibility.
Later is better; I regret marrying young.
I'm not sure I ever will marry.

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How many kids do you have, or want?
I've already got a few.
I only have (or want) one, kind of like a protege, to pass on my unique skills.
I don't have any yet, but I do want two or three.
I don't have any, and I'm not sure I ever will.
Which of these diets would you try?
I'd try about anything, just to see how it makes me feel.
Paleo appeals to me.
Keto, probably; I do need to watch my weight.
I don't really diet.
What kind of pet would you enjoy most?
I'm a dog person.
Something low-maintenance; maybe a cat.
Something exotic and with a personality; maybe a ferret.
We already have too many pets.

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What's your drink of choice?
Beer. Does that make me dull?
A classic cocktail, like a gin-and-tonic
I like to try new cocktails and mixed drinks.
I don't often drink. I might have wine occasionally with my S.O.
What do you like to do on weekends?
Catch up on sleep
Party
A short road trip to somewhere interesting
Maybe get in a long run
Which of these is closest to your idol?
Billy the Kid
Wyatt Earp
Charles Lindbergh
Winston Churchill

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What job appeals to you most?
Long-distance truck driver
Judge
Journalist
Actor or other entertainer
In your family, whom would you say you're closest to?
A sibling
One of my kids
Both my parents are really supportive.
I enjoy everyone and don't play favorites.
How do you deal with a friend's betrayal?
I cut them out of my life.
My friends rally around me to help.
Time to open up a can of ... well, you know.
I'm pretty sly; few people get the chance to spring a betrayal on me.

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What role do you fill in your circle of friends?
I'm the one they call in emergencies.
I'm the colorful one they talk about a lot, and maybe envy a bit.
I'm a bit of an outsider, with only a few close friends.
We're all just kind of friends who hang out ... I've never really thought about "roles."
How do you feel about workplace gossip?
I'm often the subject of gossip. I've had to get used to it.
I shut it down pretty quickly.
It serves a purpose. I like to be in the know.
People tend not to share gossip with me, so I don't really have an opinion.
What do you like for dinner?
I make things that aren't too complicated, like pasta or big sandwiches.
It depends, but it's gotta include meat.
Often, I'm a breakfast-for-dinner type; I'll have cereal or scramble some eggs.
Whatever people put in front of me; I don't cook for myself a whole lot.

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What's a reasonable work week in terms of hours?
Relatively few -- if I can get my work done in 15 or 16 hours, why put in more?
I'll work overtime if I'm needed.
The usual 40 suits me fine.
I like my job so much they practically have to make me go home.
How much do you worry about your weight or appearance?
Not much at all
I put a lot of effort into how I look.
I rely more on my charm than looks to attract people.
I care about being buff, but not really about being conventionally attractive.
What kind of illness or injury frightens you the most?
Something disfiguring
Something that wouldn't let me take care of my family anymore
Something that would require me to rely on others
Something that would put me in a wheelchair

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Which of these desserts would you enjoy most?
Key lime pie
Chocolate cake
Good old ice cream
Fruit and cheese. I don't like heavy stuff.
If money/work/family was no object, where in the world would you live?
Los Angeles or New York, someplace with a great club scene
Any big city, with lots of interesting people to meet
A ranch with plenty of space
I'd probably just travel, never actually putting down roots.
How do you think you might die?
Probably I'll get shot for being in the wrong bed.
Not sure, but I think a dare will be involved.
It's dull, but probably some kind of cancer or a heart attack.
I'm not allowed to die; too many people need me.

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