Can We Guess Which Truck You Own?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess Which Truck You Own?
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About This Quiz

Does rolling down a dusty, country road in your pickup with your dog at your side sound like your idea of a good time? Once you own a truck, life keeps getting more adventurous. Truck ownership offers a lot of freedom and versatility that car owners could never really appreciate. Plus, truck owners love their trucks so much they start to take on their traits over time!

Let's take a look at both the inside and the outside of your truck. Tell us about all those little details that only you would know because driving a truck is an intimate relationship. Then tell us how you feel when you are driving it. Do you feel like the king of the road, or are you designed for more of an off-road trek through the woods? The way you view yourself behind the wheel and the ins and outs of your truck's dashboard, engine and chassis will help us to guess exactly which truck you own!

As you motor your way through the quiz, choose the responses you feel most accurately describe your beloved truck. We will put it all together and decide if you park a Tacoma or a Ram in your driveway!

What do you use your truck for?
As a farm truck.
Getting around town and looking cool.
Going out into the deep woods.
Hauling everyone else's stuff around.
Why do you think girls love guys who drive trucks?
They are big.
That's a myth.
Because I look damn good in one.
It's all about power.
What is an essential feature for your truck?
Heated seats.
A power outlet.
Hauling capacity.
A 10-speed transmission.

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Where do you take your truck on the weekends?
Into the woods to hunt.
Out fishing.
Mudding.
Into the mountains for some me time.
What's the strangest thing you've done with your truck?
Used it as a swimming pool.
Added a built-in welder.
Turned it into a sleeper: thank you HEMI!
Added a snorkel.
You're stuck in traffic and are late for a hot date. What do you do?
Take 'er off road.
Lay on the horn until the vehicles in front of you move aside.
Drive right over the vehicles in front of you.
Put on some hip music, and keep it cool.

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How do you get those RPMs moving?
Plowing snow.
Mudding.
Flooring it down the highway.
Hauling a boat behind me.
What is your go-to "the lover isn't looking" food?
Pizza.
Hot dogs.
Donuts.
French fries.
What generation truck owner are you?
First.
Second.
Third.
Fourth.

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What kind of truck bed do you have?
Short bed.
Standard bed.
Long bed.
Stepside bed.
What is the climate like where you live?
Mostly hot and I'm surrounded by desert.
Pretty nice all year round.
It's always wet and muddy.
It snows all the time.
After you bought your first truck, how long did it take for a friend to ask you to help them move?
A couple days.
A couple weeks.
A month or two.
Within the first year.

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Why did you choose not to own a car?
They don't haul as much as I need.
They are just not big enough.
I don't look as cool in a car.
Are you even asking me this question?
What automotive career do you wish you had?
Automotive engineer.
NASCAR driver.
Part of a racing pit crew.
Mechanic.
Do you let people eat in your truck?
As long as they clean up after themselves.
As long as it isn't something messy.
Get back to me on that.
Nope.

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What's your dog like?
It's a big old mutt who is always with me.
It may be small, but it has a big bark.
It will only sit in the truck's bed.
It's just a puppy, but I see big things for it in the future, especially during duck season.
What's the biggest thing you'd haul behind your truck?
Another truck.
A boat.
A trailer filled with tools.
Anything that gets stuck in a snow bank.
What duty truck do you drive?
Light Duty.
Medium Duty.
Heavy Duty.
Who cares as long as I have a truck.

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Do you buy new or used?
I like to buy old rusty trucks.
I usually buy a truck that is a couple years old.
I prefer new, but drive trucks until they are well used.
I always buy new trucks.
Are you frugal?
I try to be.
I don't pay attention to money.
Not as much as I should be.
Not at all.
Where's the worst place you've gotten your truck stuck?
In a swamp.
In a snowbank.
In the middle of a frozen lake. Okay, so it was at the bottom of a frozen lake.
Upside down at the base of a mountain.

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How do you help others with your truck?
I plow snow off driveways and roads.
I help them move.
I tow them when their car breaks down.
I drive my friends where they need to go.
What kind of hat do you wear?
Ball cap.
Sombrero.
Cowboy hat.
No hat.
What is something that bugs you about your truck?
I can haul way more than I want to load.
I am always looking down on people.
I look way too good.
I'm tired of people being jealous of me.

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Do you look different while driving a truck rather than car?
I practically regrow the hair I had when I was a teenager.
I think I grow another four inches.
I'm pretty sure women mistake me with Chris Hemsworth.
I don't know, I'm pretty good looking already.
How is driving a truck different than other vehicles?
For starters, it is just cooler.
I'm much higher off the ground.
I do the damage rather than getting damaged.
It turns eyes.
What kind of shirt do you usually wear?
A t-shirt.
A buttoned long sleeve
A sweatshirt.
No shirt and a farmer's tan.

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Do you hunt or fish?
Both.
I hunt duck and small game.
I hunt deer.
I don't hunt.
Who is allowed to drive your truck?
Me and my wife.
Me, and on a rare occasion, my kids.
Just me.
I'll let people sit in the front seat to test it out, but not drive.
If your truck is too big to park in a parking spot, what do you do?
Park in two parking spots.
Drive to the back of the parking lot and park there.
I park on the street.
I don't drive a truck that's that big. Yikes!

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