Can We Guess If You Wear Boxers Or Briefs?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess If You Wear Boxers Or Briefs?
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About This Quiz

Do you like to keep things light and airy or tucked into bed like a toddler? Everyone has their own preference, but which is yours? Answer these few questions and we'd like to guess if you wear boxers or briefs!
Would you say you have good fashion sense?
That's probably not the first thing I'd say.
Yeah, pretty good.
Sometimes.
I've won awards.
What is your underwear color and design scheme?
I prefer red flannel.
Any color with a satin finish.
I don't have a preference.
I like cotton, maybe some animal print.
Which blend of fabric do you prefer?
Cotton.
I love modal.
I think my tag says polyester.
Silk.

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How do you enclose your underwear?
Mine has an open flap.
I like at least one button.
I never really think of that.
Does it matter?
Has your underwear ever seconded for another piece of outwear?
I've worn mine as tennis shorts.
Maybe at the beach.
All the time.
Nah.
Does your significant other wear your underwear?
Yes, gross.
No, they are too gross.
That's an ugly thought.
I'm not sure they'd fit.

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How much money are you willing to pay for a pair of underwear?
$15 a pair.
$10 a pair.
$9.00 for a bag of 11 - plus two free extras.
Up to $50.
Should underwear be stylish?
Sure.
Maybe for sexy time.
I don't see why they would be.
Yes.
Do you test the product before buying?
I always try them on first.
That seems wrong.
I never even thought I could do that.
Depends on how much of a hurry I am in.

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How do you decide on which underwear to buy?
Honestly, I look for style first.
A soft fabric is important.
Cost is the biggest player.
I just grab something.
What do you feel your clothing style is?
Fashion forward and bold.
Relaxed.
All over the place.
Quirky.
How active are you?
I tend to lounge around.
I go for a jog a couple times a week.
I'm at the gym all the time.
I am a Spartan.

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What is the best reason to not wear boxers?
They are too loose.
They don't hold anything in.
They should be airy, but really they just hold all the sweat in.
I don't have anything against boxers.
What is the best reason to not wear briefs?
They are too tight.
They feel like a breeding ground for sweat, odor, and who knows what else.
They show off my fat.
I have nothing against briefs.
Which is most important to you?
Comfort.
Style.
Individuality.
Pride.

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What kind of a bed do you sleep in?
I sleep on a cot in my friend's kitchen.
I have a queen bed with $50 sheets and a comforter.
I sleep on a King bed with only sheets.
I have a huge bed with tons of pillows, blankets, sheets, and did I say pillows?
What is your job like?
I am at a desk all day.
I'm always outside.
I move around a lot, but usually indoors.
I work from home.
Do you have a preferred designer?
Calvin Klein.
Hanes.
Fruit of the Loom.
It really doesn't matter.

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Which age do you think you were actually cool?
9.
15.
26.
32.
What do you think of the heated seat feature that comes with cars?
It's annoying when I forget to turn it off.
I like the toasty feeling.
In the winter it is amazing.
Sometimes it is a nice treat.
Where did you grow up?
In the city.
In the country.
The 'burbs.
All over the place.

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Which magazine would you pick up while waiting at the dentist's office?
"GQ"
"ESPN"
"People"
"Cosmopolitan"
Which of these has happened to you?
I've worn my boxers as tennis shorts when I was tight on time.
I forgot to tuck things back into my underwear after going to the bathroom.
I couldn't decide on boxers or briefs so I went au naturel.
I've walked outside not wearing any pants or underwear.
What do you wear to the beach?
Long surf-board shorts.
Bikini.
A pair of jeans.
Nada.

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It's midnight on Saturday. What are you doing?
Watching a movie.
Sleeping.
Eating cold Chinese food.
Waiting to get into the club.
Which is your favorite TV show?
"Will and Grace"
"Project Runway"
"Superstore"
"Castle"
How long do you wait for a first kiss when you are dating?
I jump right in.
I'm always locked and loaded.
Three dates.
I prefer to wait for a few dates, but am ready if the situation dictates.

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What music do you listen to, in order to get "in the mood?"
Slow jazz.
Barry White.
Country love songs.
Celine Dion.
How do you prefer your clothing?
Relaxed.
Tight.
Over-sized.
Comfortable.
How well do you accept change?
I am open to change but may not jump in.
I'm not into change.
I'm all for change.
I guess it depends on what you want me to change.

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