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About This Quiz
It was August 1969 on a farm in Bethel, New York, where upwards of 400,000 people peacefully coexisted for an epic, 32 artist line-up music festival. Future generations never got to experience the magnificence of Woodstock, but given the chance, would you have gone? Play on and we'll take a guess!
How do you feel about war?
"Make love, not war."
Some wars are unavoidable.
I'm conflicted.
I'm completely against it.
How do you feel about recreational drug use?
All drugs should be decriminalized.
I'm all for it.
I think it's a slippery slope.
It's not for me.
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About how many concerts do you attend in a given year?
I'm not a regular concert goer.
One or two concerts a year.
More than a few concerts a year.
As many as I can possibly afford.
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What is one word that your critics would use to describe you?
Rebellious.
Childish.
Confused.
Irresponsible.
Would you be willing to ditch your car and walk the remaining five miles to make it to Woodstock?
Probably not.
I'd consider it.
Without a doubt!
No.
Can you deal with unsanitary conditions in public restrooms?
Temporarily, yes.
No, that's unacceptable.
If I had no other choice, I guess.
Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
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Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
No, but I want to!
Yes, the best way to swim is naked.
No, and I don't plan on ever doing that.
Sure, once or twice.
Does love conquer all?
I'd like to think so.
Love has nothing to do with it.
Yes, absolutely.
Love isn't always enough.
Does the idea of smoking "grass" in a hut made out of literal grass appeal to you?
That's my idea of a good time.
Not really, no.
Kinda, but I'd rather do something else.
I can see the appeal in that.
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You're feeling trippy, which artist/group do you listen to?
Radiohead.
Jimi Hendrix.
The Grateful Dead.
The Chainsmokers.
Do you keep up with pop culture?
Sometimes, depending upon what's considered newsworthy.
Nah, it's not one of my interests.
Yes, it's fascinating.
Who doesn't?
How do you feel about authority figures?
I don't like being told what to do.
I was taught to respect authority.
It depends on the authority figure.
Fight the man, man!
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Are you happy with the U.S. government?
They're a bunch of corporate sellouts.
I'm not unhappy.
Things could be worse.
Absolutely not!
What do you think of psychedelic drugs (mushrooms, PCP, LSD)?
They're dangerous.
They're consciousness expanding.
They're illegal.
They're fun.
Are you willing to travel great distances following your favorite artists and bands?
I don't have the means, but I have the will.
Probably not.
I'd travel reasonable distances to see them play.
Of course! I'd be honored to have the experience.
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Has anyone ever called you a "hippie?"
No.
I self-identify as a hippie.
A couple times.
Yes, it happens all the time.
How often do you talk and/or dream about Woodstock?
It comes up almost every time I hang out with friends.
Never.
Occasionally, when it comes up naturally.
Probably a bit more than the average person my age.
Do you like to dance?
I'm not the best, but I still enjoy it.
Yes, I love getting my groove on.
No.
I don't know how to dance.
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Can half a million people coexist in unhealthy conditions, deprived of adequate food and water, without growing violent?
It depends on the group of people.
Yes, why not?
Typically, no.
It's highly unlikely.
How do you feel about the draft?
I'm conflicted, but ultimately, I don't think it's right.
It's disgusting.
It's our patriotic duty.
It's a necessary evil.
When someone offends you, what's your immediate response?
I walk away.
I laugh it off and try to de-escalate the situation.
I get fired up.
I defend myself.
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Have you ever engaged in indiscriminate sex?
I've had my share of one night stands.
Indiscriminate sex is the best kind of sex.
It's not my thing.
No, I prefer to take things slow.
What word would you use to describe the police?
Fuzz.
Pigs.
I wouldn't disrespect them by using derogatory nicknames.
Cops.
Which of the following songs is a possible theme song for your life?
"Piece of My Heart" by Janis Joplin.
"Touch of Grey" by The Grateful Dead.
"Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
"Cheap Thrills" by Sia.
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Do you enjoy being surrounded by a sea of human beings?
As long as the people are friendly, I don't mind.
Yes, it's exhilarating.
I've never experienced this, but I doubt I'd enjoy it.
I wouldn't say I enjoy it.
Are you comfortable with casual nudity?
I'd probably blush, but I'm not uncomfortable.
Most definitely. I encourage it.
Clothes exist for a reason.
I'm not comfortable, but I'm not totally opposed to it.
Have you seen "Woodstock" the documentary?
I didn't know there was one, but I'm interested.
Yes, multiple times.
No.
I started watching it, but never finished.
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