Can We Guess Your Age Based on How Much Millennial Slang You Know?

By: Zoe Samuel
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Can We Guess Your Age Based on How Much Millennial Slang You Know?
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If that sounded like a fully recognizable series of English words that hung together in a series of grammatically dodgy but fully comprehensible sentences, then you're probably a Millennial - or at least, you live with one. If not, you might belong to one of the other great demographic cohorts of our time.

Millennials are the generation who came of age in a very strange political period. Born between 1980 and 2000, they are currently between 18 and 37 years old, and that means most of them have had a cell phone their entire life, and have been texting since at least their teens. They are digital natives who may just about remember the dark ages from before, when you had to plan how to meet someone and then just pray they'd show up. As a result, this is a generation that develops and discards slang at a faster rate than before, and whose colloquialisms are very much informed by the internet. Character limits and the rise of the emoji (formerly known as the emoticon) stirred a creative and innovative lexicon that makes very little sense to some, and is the lingua franca of others.

Are you a totally woke Millennial or a more traditional Baby Boomer? Perhaps you're something in between. Let's find out!

What is twerking?
A provocative dance move.
A motion simulating sex.
A sex move.
Using a screwdriver.

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What does it mean to be woke?
Aware of social problems.
Clear on the perspectives of people other than yourself.
Aware of stuff going on outside of your world.
The opposite of sleeping.

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What does it mean to be lit?
Great, as in "this party is lit".
Drunk, as in "I'm so lit".
Happy, as in "I'm so lit".
Clearly seen.

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What does it mean to glo up?
To mature, attractively.
To grow up.
To mature.
To become an adult.

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What does it mean if someone is said to need some milk?
They need to improve themselves.
It means they are short.
It means they are poor.
It means they are thirsty.

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What could you learn from tea?
Gossip.
The truth.
The inside scoop.
The future.

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What does it mean to be on fleek?
To have flawless styling.
To look great.
To do anything well.
To be great.

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What does it mean to be shook?
To be shaken up.
To be ill at ease.
To be forcefully throttled.
To be dancing really hard.

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What does it mean to be salty?
Grumpy.
Unhappy.
Angry.
Rough around the edges.

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What is a bae?
A significant other.
A loved one.
A girl or boyfriend.
An infant.

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What is a snap trap?
A scheme to see if someone is ignoring your texts.
Following a text with a Snapchat message.
Getting compromising photos from Snapchat.
A plant that ears insects.

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What is a finstagram?
A private Instagram account, for your real friends.
A corporate Instagram account.
A Finnish Instagram account.
An automatic camera.

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What does it mean if someone is thirsty?
They want attention.
They want affection.
They want a specific person.
They need a drink.

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What is draking?
Feeling sad.
General depression.
Clinical depression.
Suicidal depression.

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What does it mean to throw shade?
To criticize someone in a dismissive way.
To dismiss someone in a way that insults them.
To distract from someone.
To ignore someone.

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What is roasting?
Insulting your friends over the internet.
Making a dig at a friend.
Ribbing a friend.
An organized dinner where a friend is honored by making fun of them.

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When might someone say "It's just a prank"?
To excuse bad behavior.
After revealing that they don't actually have cancer.
In a YouTube video.
After a bucket of water falls off a door onto someone's head.

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What does "shots fired" mean?
An argument is unfolding online.
Someone's personal drama is playing out on Facebook.
Someone has started an argument.
Someone is attacking someone else with a gun.

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What does it mean to be hit in the feels?
To be struck by something, emotionally.
To be moved.
To be physically hit in the stomach.
To be shot in the torso.

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What does it mean to be extra?
To really overdo it.
To be more than bonus.
To be chewing cool gum.
It doesn't mean anything without more words.

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What is a side hustle?
A second job.
A dream job you do on the side.
A job you take on deliberately to advance your career or make some more cash.
A job you do in the evening.

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Is "low key" millennial slang?
Yes.
Only in so far as "high key" is.
Does it mean what I think it means?
No!

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What does it mean to be basic?
To be unoriginal.
To be unfortunate.
To be unpracticed.
To be spartan.

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What does it mean to be pwned?
To be roundly defeated.
To be owned.
To lose a video game.
To not know how to spell.

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What does it mean to be turnt?
To get very drunk or high
To brighten at a new prospect.
To change your opinion.
To be burned by a change.

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What is pregaming?
Drinking before you go out.
Smoking weed before going out.
Doing cocaine before going out.
Going over who is playing before attending a game.

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Which of these is goals?
A really nice car.
My dream job.
A lot of money.
An end zone.

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What does it mean to say "sorry not sorry"?
You are sorry, but you think it sounds disingenuous to say so.
I'm saying I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
You don't say it, it's just a non-apology apology.
It means you're an idiot.

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What does "v" mean?
Quite.
Extremely.
Mostly.
It means "versus".

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What does "p" mean?
Pretty, as in very.
Pretty, as in good looking.
Power.
Urine.

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