Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Star Wars Opinions?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Star Wars Opinions?
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About This Quiz

Star Wars isn't a series of movies. It is a cultural phenomenon. It's a cultural touchstone that is constantly reinventing itself, splitting into more and more media by the day. First, there were movies and lunch boxes. Then there were toys and video games. Soon there were television shows, novels, even an actual religion recognized in the UK.

Opinions on the evolution of Star Wars vary. Some fans really did love the prequel film trilogy. Some have taken to the new trilogy. Many knew the original three films and read the books, pretending the rest of the franchise's development hasn't happened. Many children were introduced to the series not through the movies or television shows, but by their PlayStations. Star Wars can be experienced visually, or on the many soundtrack albums released as CDs and MP3s.

So where do you stand on Star Wars? Which characters are your favorites? Which plot twists do you play over and over again in your mind? Which of the films stands out to you as the best of the bunch? Answer these questions, and we'll take our best guess at your age based on how you feel about the greatest film franchise of all time!

Of these, which was the best Star Wars film?
"The Empire Strikes Back"
"Return of The Jedi"
"The Phantom Menace"
"The Last Jedi"
Of these, which was the worst Star Wars film?
"The Force Awakens"
"Attack of The Clones"
"The Empire Strikes Back"
"A New Hope"
Of these, which moment in the Star Wars films did you love the most?
When Darth Vader defeats Luke
When Darth Maul fights the Jedi
When Han Solo kills Greedo
When Poe takes out the big Star Destroyer

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Did the re-worked special effects and deleted scenes improve the original films?
Absolutely not.
They were interesting to see, but no.
Wait, there's a shorter version?
What are "the original films"?
Which of these Star Wars films would you be willing to watch over and over again?
"The Empire Strikes Back"
"A New Hope"
"Rogue One"
"The Force Awakens"
Of these, which character do you most identify with?
Obiwan Kenobi
Han Solo
Jyn Erso
Luke Skywalker

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Of these, which character do you dislike the most?
Kylo Ren
Jar Jar Binks
Poe Dameron
Darth Vader
Which of these would make the best video game?
A strategy game involving capital ships
A MMORPG set on a planet from Star Wars
A dogfighting game set in Star Wars
A Street Fighter style fighting game
If you could be in one of the Star Wars films, which would you want to act in?
Episode IV
Episode VI
Solo
Episode VIII

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Which was the most heartbreaking moment in all the Star Wars films?
When Yoda died
When Luke's aunt and uncle died
When Obiwan died
When Luke died
Which was the best Star Wars TV show?
"Star Wars: Droids"
"Star Wars: Clone Wars"
"Star Wars: The Clone Wars"
"Star Wars Rebels"
Which was the worst Star Wars TV show?
"The Christmas Special"
"Star Wars Forces of Destiny"
"Star Wars: Ewoks"
"Star Wars: Droids"

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Which item of technology would you most want to have from the Star Wars mythology?
Medicine
Faster than light travel
Energy production
Light saber technology
Which Force power do you admire the most?
Mind control
Foresight
Psychokenesis
Force lightning
Which ship from Star Wars was the coolest?
Tie Fighters
The Millennium Falcon
Star Destroyers
X-Wings

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Who among these characters was the coolest?
Han Solo
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
Kylo Ren
Which of these alien characters would you most like to hang out with?
Jabba
Yoda
Chewbacca
Porgs!
What planet from Star Wars would be a place you'd like to visit?
Dagobah
Tatooine
Coruscant
Kashyyyk

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Which actor from the Star Wars saga have you followed outside those films?
Harrison Ford
James Earl Jones
David Prowse
Daniel Craig! He was a stormtrooper in "The Force Awakens!"
Which of the Star Wars books do you like best?
The Han Solo Trilogy
"Splinter of The Mind's Eye"
"Heir To The Empire"
What's a book?
Which of the Star Wars books do you like the least?
"Champions Of The Force"
"Dark Apprentice"
"Jedi Search"
Again, what's a book?

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Which character from the films would you cosplay?
Han Solo
A stormtrooper
Qui-Gon Jinn
Kylo Ren
Which Star Wars character was on your childhood lunchbox?
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
Darth Maul
Chewbacca
Which Star Wars toy do you still own?
A Kenner stormtrooper
A Kenner Darth Vader
A Hasbro Darth Maul
Toys? Pah! I play video games!

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How did you feel about how things ended for Luke Skywalker?
It made total sense to me.
I'm angry and disappointed.
It was sad.
Who cares about that old guy?
How did you feel about how things ended for Han Solo?
Utterly disappointing
Lame
I wish he'd been in the film more before getting killed.
Which one is he again?
Who had the coolest lightsaber?
Darth Vader
Darth Maul
Luke Skywalker. He had two!
Qui-Gon Jinn

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What is the franchise's greatest strength?
It's a compendium of tropes from the 20th-century film.
It's really out of the box thinking for science fiction.
It uses classic myth in a new and interesting way.
It's got great special effects.
What is the franchise's greatest weakness?
It's not doing anything new or inventive.
It is having trouble producing characters as compelling as the original ones.
The films are getting too long.
They aren't coming out fast enough.
How soon do you go to see the movies when they come out?
I wait a couple weeks.
I wait a week.
I go opening day.
I go soon after opening day.

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