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About This Quiz
Most people are familiar with their zodiac sun sign, but did you know that your moon sign can be just as important? It's true: while your sun sign is a key indicator of your personality in general, readers of astrological charts give great weight to moon signs and rising signs as well. Your sun sign may define what your interests and passions are, but your rising sign controls how you appear to others and your moon sign establishes the way your emotional needs develop.
Because moon signs have such a strong impact on how you behave in emotional situations, they explain why your relationship style might not match your sun sign. For instance, Leos are said to be quite bold in romance, but if you have a Pisces moon, you might be considerably shyer than the average lion. Aquariuses have a reputation for unconventional behavior, but a water bearer with a Virgo moon might just be open to a date at the country club.
Don't believe us? Take this quiz! We'll ask you all about your relationship behavior, from how you handle family conflicts to your feelings about cheating, "couple friends" and more. After we guess your moon sign, you can look up your chart online to see if we're correct. Whether we're right or wrong, exploring your moon sign is a great step if you're relatively new to astrology, as it can teach you much about your inner workings.
So, are you ready to spill the tea about what kind of lover you are? Brew up a fresh pot of Earl Grey and get ready to take this quiz!
Your boyfriend brutally dumps you via speakerphone while his crush is listening in. How do you get back at him?
I accept the dumping and stay cool. Eventually he will hit on me again, which will give me the chance to cruelly reject him.
I tell everyone what he did and make sure he is socially ostracized!
I retain my dignity. I don't get angry at him over the phone and I never tell anyone how much he hurt me. People come to believe I was too good for him.
I date his best friend, of course. (I had my eye on him anyway!)
Which of these love songs do you relate to the most?
"Famous Blue Raincoat" by Leonard Cohen
"S'Wonderful" by George Gershwin
"Let's Stay Together" with Al Green
"I Know What Boys Like" by The Waitresses
Is it important that you and your partner have "couple friends" and "couple activities"?
Not really. I want my partner to be bound to me by desire, not cute habits.
I think it's fun to have couple friends! You can go camping together, play bridge, rent cabins ...
Couple friends can be easier to socialize with, since you're both at the same stage of life. But not all your friends need to be coupled up.
I can't make up my mind whether it's important or not. I can think of a number of pros and cons.
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When someone is trying to seduce you, which flirtation tactics should they use?
If someone is attracted to me, I expect them to have the guts to ask me out.
They should give me a true (and lavish) compliment!
They should notice what I'm into and ask me a thoughtful question about it.
I like it when people play hot and cold ... being nice one minute and ignoring me the next. Is that bad?
If you were getting married and had an unlimited budget, where would you hold your wedding?
In Hawaii, on a volcanic beach
Vegas, baby!
The south of France
I'd rent out the Met.
Out of the blue, your crush texts you and asks if you want to go on a road trip across the country. What do you say?
"Tell me more."
"I'll pack my bags!"
"Sorry, but I don't think I can rearrange my schedule ... "
"Maybe! Could you send me a detailed itinerary? Can I take my special pillow?"
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You get on an elevator with a handsome man. In this small, enclosed space, you notice that he smells utterly delicious. What kind of cologne is he wearing?
Something spicy that smells like an old British library
Something intense that smells like a drink made with lime and rum
A cool, crisp scent with a citrus edge
Something totally bizarre and intriguing, like a niche perfume that smells like wet cement
Be honest with us: Have you ever read your partner's texts or emails?
Guilty as charged. What are you going to do about it?
No ... but I've thought about it!
Look, I know it's wrong, but I also want to know what my partner is up to.
Ugh, what an awful invasion of privacy! I'd never do that.
It's Valentine's Day. Your girlfriend wants to got night-swimming in the ocean. Do you say yes?
Of course. I also insist that we skinny-dip.
Heck yes! Sounds like an amazing time.
No way. That sounds dangerous.
I don't do the ocean, so I ask if we could "swim" in a nice cozy hot tub instead.
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To get your attention, how should a person with a crush on you dress?
In all black, with leather boots
They should wear bright colors and show lots of skin
They should dress elegantly, in designer clothes
They should wear eye-catching, interesting pieces. I like it when people have a sense of humor about their look.
During the course of some idle chatter, you find out your partner listens to several right wing podcasts (and not ironically). Is this a deal breaker?
Probably, unless I can change his mind.
It's a deal breaker because I don't like people who talk about politics all the time!
It depends. Is he listening to wingnuts or people with mainstream conservative positions?
Yep! I don't want to be with someone who isn't progressive.
When you go to the zoo, which animals do you HAVE to visit?
The snakes!
The lions and panthers!
The elephants!
The monkeys!
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If you could be any female celebrity for a day, who would you choose to be?
Lady Gaga
Madonna
Issa Rae
Kate Winslet
It's 2040. You can date humanoid robots equipped with artificial intelligence or regular people who are less attractive and trustworthy. What do you do?
I'd stick with real people. Only they can understand the true human experience.
I'd be tempted to date a beautiful robot, to be honest.
I'd love to date a robot, because a robot could never hurt me like a human.
I'd be willing to date both!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much would you enjoy taking a bubble bath with your partner?
7. It's not my dream date, but I wouldn't say no to it.
9. Sounds like some good, clean fun!
3. That sounds messy!
6. Could be fun, but what if I get cold?
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What's more important: having a partner who listens to you or having a partner who has a good job?
In a relationship, I crave being understood. That's more important than a job or a salary.
I like living the high life, so I think I'd prefer a partner with a good job.
Good job all the way. I can train my partner to listen to me later.
Can I have both? I might need both.
Which animal do you act like when you're hurt?
A screaming opossum
A furious lynx
An angry bull
A wounded gazelle
Imagine you have the budget to get any hair style and color you want. What do you get?
I'd get flowing, waist-length black locks.
My hair is already perfect.
I want the chicest lob on the planet
I'm craving asymmetric silver hair.
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What quality distinguishes your best relationships? Passion, witty banter or something else?
My most memorable relationships have featured searing passion and fearless emotional vulnerability.
I love dating people who are out of my league; they feel like the most exciting conquests!
My favorite relationships have been with people who were loyal and competent. I find "dull" qualities like that to be very attractive.
My best relationships have been with people I could have good conversations with.
Your boyfriend has a brother who he's always lending money to, even though the brother never pays him back. How do you handle it?
I secretly get an acquaintance to foreclose on the brother's house so he has to move far away.
I confront the brother and ask him to start paying my wonderful boyfriend back.
I tell my boyfriend that he needs to stop letting his brother sponge off him if he wants a solid financial future.
I don't say anything because it's none of my business.
If your partner were wealthy AF, what jewels would you hope they gave you?
A rope of pearls and emeralds
A giant diamond ring
A gold and garnet bracelet
Sapphire earrings
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You have a choice between two guys. One is a workaholic who built his business from the ground up. The other is a trust funder who spends most of his time painting. Who do you pick?
I'd pick the businessman. I'm a workaholic, too.
I'd pick the painter; he sounds like a delight!
I'd choose the business guy. Together, we'd create an empire.
I'd pick the painter. Frankly, I'd spend the whole day painting if I could!
If you suspected you were about to get dumped, would you confront your partner about it or preemptively dump them?
I'd act like everything was fine while I crafted an intricate three-part revenge plan.
I'd take them out for the most romantic date they'd ever been on.
I'd preemptively dump them. I can't stand being humiliated.
I'd confront my partner and ask that we talk things out. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding.
In your opinion, what's the greatest music video of all time?
"Lemonade" by Beyoncé
"Fancy" by Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX
"Blackstar" by David Bowie
"Let Me Blow Ya Mind" by Eve and Gwen Stefani
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Have you ever dated two people at once?
Um, who hasn't?
I've had an affair or two, but they made me feel very guilty.
I only need one love in my life.
Honestly? I'm dating like three people right now.
If you could own any purebred puppy, which one would you get?
I'll take a Schipperke, please!
I'd nab an Italian greyhound.
I'd get a Pomeranian.
I'd go for a fluffy Bolognese.
Do you like watching proposal or promposal videos with flash dances, or do you think they're cheesy?
They're so cheesy. I would hate it if my partner proposed to me in public.
Dude, I love them so much that I made my own promposal video!
(Shudder) They give me secondhand embarrassment.
Aw, they're kind of cute. I can't hate on them.
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Would you ever stay in a relationship with a person who cheated on you? If so, why?
I could never stay with someone who betrayed me. How could I ever trust them again?
Are you kidding? Why would someone cheat on ME?
If it were a one-time mistake, and I really loved the other person, I'd consider staying.
If someone cheated on me, I'd want to know why. Was it because they were unhappy? Should we explore an open relationship?
Do you like to follow traditional gender roles in your relationships, or do you think society should evolve past gender stereotypes?
I don't mind traditional role play in the bedroom but I don't like it in the course of everyday life.
To be honest, I think traditional gender roles serve a purpose. I feel good when I'm fulfilling my conventional gender role.
I'm only traditional about one thing: I don't go Dutch on dates.
Traditional gender roles are nonsense. It's not the Middle Ages anymore!
Imagine you have a million dollars to give away to charity. Who would you donate to?
I'd give all the money to organizations that fight cancer in children.
I'd give the money to wildlife preserves. We can't let any more animals go extinct.
I'd donate the money to environmental organizations seeking to mitigate global warming. Humanity must plan for the future, starting now.
I'd give the money to arts organizations. What's life without beauty and innovation?
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