Can We Guess Your Dream Job Based on Your Pizza Topping Preferences?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess Your Dream Job Based on Your Pizza Topping Preferences?
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About This Quiz

If a pizza place offers 10 topping choices, then you can make 1024 different types of pizza at that one place alone. More toppings mean more options. Crust types, maybe spices or sauce changes and the number just keeps going up. It's conceivable that one really good pizza place with a lot of options could have a few thousand different ways to make a pizza.

That's pretty amazing, right? But it's also valuable information. Pizza is such a popular food because of that great range of diversity. A burger usually has the smallest handful of variations available - do you want pickles and lettuce and ketchup? You could never get thousands of options. You can never make it so individual. Not like you can with a pizza. Pizza is the culinary equivalent of humanity at large! A wide variety of tastes and appearances. Diversity made delicious!

We're so confident that we can interpret what your pizza choices mean that if you help us build a perfect pizza right here, we'll be able to use that information to tell you what your dream job is. Who knew pizza was so informative? We did! So grab your mozzarella and take the quiz!

You're at the frozen aisle of the store and pizza is on sale. What are you going to buy to have as a snack by yourself?
Hawaiian
I'm not big on frozen pizza.
Pepperoni
Plain cheese pizza
What's the single greatest topping you can put on a pizza, aside from cheese?
Spicy sausage
Just one? Man, this is harder than I thought it'd be.
Pepperoni
Different cheese
Yeah, pizzas have cheese on them but there are a million kinds of cheese. What kind do you like on your pie?
Feta
Provolone
Cheddar
Just mozzarella

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How do you like to sauce a pizza?
BBQ sauce is kind of good on a pizza.
Ever tried it with a creamy garlic sauce? So good.
Extra sauce, if I can
Just normal sauce
What kind of crust is the crust for you?
Thick crust
Deep dish
Stuffed crust
Thin crust
You can make your own pizza or just get a premade kind. What's the best made-for-you pizza out there?
Hawaiian
Meat Lovers
Deluxe
Margherita

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Let your inner carnivore out and tell us the best meat that isn't pepperoni for a pizza.
Ham
Bacon
BBQ chicken
Sausage
How many toppings are too many toppings for a single pie?
You don't need more than four.
No such things - pile it all on!
I could handle five or six.
Just two or three, if that
Is there a topping you like that other people hate seeing on their pizza when you get it?
Pineapple
Anchovies
Olives
Onions

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Pizza is sort of healthy, right? Which veggie topping is worth ordering every time?
Mushrooms
Jalapeno
Tomato
Onion
Some pizza places add some unusual items to the menu compared to the big chains. What item would you try to see how it was?
Corn
Shrimp
Artichoke
Broccoli
How long can a pizza sit out before it's not safe to eat?
I've eaten some old pizza, so I don't know.
Like ... a day?
A couple of hours, right?
You need to get that in the fridge within an hour or so.

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How do you reheat cold pizza anyway?
Put that thing in the oven
You reheat it?
You slap it in a pan on medium heat.
Microwave is fine.
No one likes every topping. What topping will make you avoid a pizza entirely?
Anchovies
Pineapple
Black olives
Banana peppers
Sometimes the difference between a good pizza and a great pizza is how it's cooked. How do you like yours?
Wood oven
A nice brick pizza oven
Just a normal pizza oven
Grilled

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So is homemade pizza something you'd ever try to pull off on your own?
You know it!
I make some killer pizza.
With a premade dough, sure
If I had some help
What spice do you need on a pizza to push it over the edge into greatness?
Red pepper flakes
Fresh garlic
Is parmesan a spice?
Fresh basil
There's "normal" pizza and then there are some less mainstream pizzas. Which kind are you going to try?
Mexican pizza
Sushi pizza
Dessert pizza
Breakfast pizza

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It's time to test your mettle. How many slices of pizza can you down in a single sitting?
Three or four at least
I will eat that whole pizza, I don't care how big it is.
What size pizza are we talking about?
Five. I will eat five.
What's one thing a pizza place can do to make you never want to order from them again?
Deliver it cold
Skimp on the toppings
Crust that tastes like cardboard
Sauce that's too sweet or taste like it's canned
Do you eat your crust?
The crust is like a banana peel, you throw it away.
You bet I do.
I dip mine in ranch.
If it's not too crusty

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What's the best time of day for a pizza?
Late night
There's no wrong time.
Dinner
Lunch
Of all the big pizza chains, who do you think makes the best pizza?
Pizza Hut
Dominos
California Pizza Kitchen
Little Caesar's
Does pizza need a side dish and if so what are you eating on the side of yours?
A nice Caesar salad
Wings!
Potato wedges
Pizza doesn't need a side.

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There's a lot of emotion when it comes to ranking pizza by region. Who makes the best pizza?
New York pizza is clearly the best.
Chicago style is best.
I like Detroit-style pizza.
I really like all pizza so ... you know ... whatever.
Would you eat a vegan pizza?
Sure
Is that even possible?
I'd try it, I guess.
I'm not down for that.
Do you need that gooey, stringy cheese when you pull a slice away from the whole pizza?
I do like when that happens.
That's key to a good pizza.
Doesn't matter.
I prefer my pizza to be altogether not pulling apart.

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Is it acceptable to have ham, bacon and sausage on the same pizza?
Sounds OK
So much pork. I love it!
That might be too much.
Maybe just two of them?
You can only eat so much pizza before you need a drink. What are you having?
Water
Beer
Milk
Soda
You can get all kinds of other food pizza-style or pizza flavored. What's your favorite?
Pizza chips
Pizza sub
Hot pockets
Goldfish crackers

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