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Based on a 1970 novel of the same name, the "M*A*S*H*" characters stole everyone's hearts with their dark humor about war and compassion. If you were a "M*A*S*H*" character, which one would you be?
How do you handle yourself in an emergency situation?
I snap into leadership mode.
I run and hide.
I call the police.
I take deep breaths and do what needs to be done.
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Which 70s sitcom do you like most?
"M*A*S*H*."
"Welcome Back, Kotter."
"The Brady Bunch."
"Bewitched."
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Which war's history do you know the most about?
The Korean War.
The Vietnam War.
World War II.
The Civil War.
How would you relax during times of high stress?
I would drink.
I would go for a jog.
I would take a bubble bath.
I would cry it out.
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Which original "Star Wars" character did you like most?
Obi Wan Kenobi.
Hans Solo.
Chewbacca.
Princess Leia.
What do you like most about camping?
I like getting away from it all.
I like sitting around the fire.
I like being outdoors.
I like nothing about camping.
If you were stationed overseas, who would you write most?
My spouse.
My parents.
My siblings.
My sweetheart.
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If you were away for an extended period of time, what would miss most from home?
I would miss my bed.
I would miss my family.
I would miss the food.
I would miss my bathtub.
Are you patriotic?
I am patriotic, but I do question things.
I am really patriotic.
I'm as patriotic as the next person.
It would be un-American to be unpatriotic.
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Which song about America do you like most?
"America the Beautiful" by Katharine Lee Bates and Samuel A. Ward.
"God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood.
"The Star Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key.
"My Country 'Tis of Thee" by Samuel Francis Smith.
How would you dress up a boring uniform?
I would accessorize with jewelry.
I would never break from regulations.
I would make them into skirts.
I would add a scarf.
What do you love most about America?
I love our freedom.
I love our democracy.
I love our individuality.
I like our wealth.
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How do you think you would do in basic training?
I would make it all the way through.
I would most likely collapse.
I would barely make it through.
I would breeze through it and ask for more.
How good are you at taking orders?
I'm not very good with taking orders.
I do what I'm told.
I do things my own way, but I do them.
I obey the orders I agree with.
Would you make a good field doctor?
Yes, I would adapt well.
No, I would be a terrible doctor.
I wouldn't be able to function in such unsanitary conditions.
I could be trained to be an excellent field doctor.
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Which 70s film did you like most?
"Jaws."
"The Exorcist."
"Close Encounters of the Third Kind."
"Annie Hall."
Does the sight of blood make you squeamish?
No, I can handle it.
Yes, I can't handle seeing blood.
Only seeing my own blood makes me squeamish.
No, it's part of my everyday activities.
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Which "M*A*S*H*" character do you think you are most like?
Margaret Houlihan.
Hawkeye Pierce.
Radar O'Reilly.
Maxwell Q. Klinger.
How would you look in camouflage?
I don't know. I would have to try them on and see for myself.
I look wonderful in camouflage.
I would look terrible in camouflage.
I would find a way to rock some camouflage.
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What did you like most about the "M*A*S*H*" television series?
I like the acting.
I liked the comedy.
I loved the storylines.
I loved the characters.
What television military show do you like best?
"NCIS."
"China Beach."
"Band of Brothers."
"Army Wives."
If you were in the military, where would you go on leave?
I would visit a nearby country.
I would go home.
I would go barhopping.
I would visit family.
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