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About This Quiz
It's very likely that everyone has some kind of fetish they're into, to a greater or lesser degree. The question at some point has to become what even qualifies as a fetish. For most people, the word is used to indicate something unusual. It's something you're into that is not the standard, basic sort of thing, but who decides what that means? For instance, if you find feet really attractive, what makes that a fetish? Everyone has feet, so that doesn't make it unusual. Is it uncommon because you're only supposed to find certain body parts attractive? Says who? Or does it become a fetish because you're unusually obsessed with it and it's the only thing that attracts you? When you really start getting into it, there's a lot to unpack.
At the end of the day, if your fetish doesn't hurt anyone, doesn't disrupt anyone's life and it makes you happy, it's probably A-OK. Safe, sane and fully consensual fun shouldn't have to have any shame attached to it, whether you're into feet or balloons or dressing up like your favorite characters from "Star Trek." With that in mind, do you think we can figure out what that fetish of yours is? No judgment here, just some fun. Take the quiz and let's find out.
Say it's a beautiful day in July and you're heading to the beach with some friends. What do you want to do most?
Go swimming
I'm up for anything.
Just chat and hang out
Watch people
What do you think is the best way to meet someone if you're looking for someone new to date?
Online somewhere
Tinder
Through friends
Just out in the world
How far is too far to go on a first date with someone?
I'm sure a kiss is fine.
Is there such a thing as too far?
Hey, sometimes you just have a one-night stand. It happens.
Depends on how well you knew each other before, I guess.
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If you're just having some private time alone, what do you think you'll be wearing?
I like some leather.
Something soft
Nothing
Doesn't matter to me.
Some foods are more strongly associated with those intimate, sexy times than others. What do you like best?
Ice
Chocolate sauce
Strawberries
Whipped cream
Have you ever whipped up a music playlist specifically designed to help set the mood?
No, but I will put music on.
Of course
More than one
I have not.
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How many people would you say even know about your fetish?
I'm pretty open about it.
Just a few that I've gotten comfortable with.
I let people I'm in a relationship know.
Very few
Suppose your parents found out about your fetish. How would that go?
I can think of worse things they could learn.
That would be weird.
I'd rather they didn't, but I guess we could pretend it never happened.
Ugh. Please no.
How often would you say you Google your fetish and read things about it or watch videos?
I might buy stuff but I don't want a ton of videos.
Not much at all
Every so often when I get in the mood.
A lot
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If your partner is at work and you won't see them for a few hours yet but you're feeling a little frisky, what would you do?
Set up something special for when they get home.
Send some dirty texts.
Take some pics for them.
Just be patient.
Is your fetish so important that you need to indulge it constantly or do you just try to enjoy it once in a while?
Not constantly, but it's nice whenever I can enjoy it.
It's more like a special occasion thing.
As much as I can
Once in a while
Do you feel like people would judge you if they knew your fetish?
Not too much
Some people would.
Only people I don't care about
Absolutely
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How much enjoyment can you get out of your fetish out in the real world, not in a bedroom scenario?
I can't enjoy it out in the world at all.
Maybe little hints here and there but not much
Sometimes, some situations allow me to enjoy the same feeling.
A lot, actually
Would you be satisfied with an evening of indulging only your fetish and not engaging in any other kind of fun?
I don't think so.
Well, you can't pull it apart like that.
Definitely
I'd need a little more.
How likely are you to need some kind of a safe word when you're indulging in your fetish?
You need to have a safe word.
Never had one before
I have one handy.
It's not really applicable.
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What would be the most amazing place you could think of to have some fun with your fetish, assuming it was cool to do so?
A dungeon
The mall
A private club
The beach
If we were picking through your closet and drawers, what color would we find most represented in your wardrobe?
Grey
Red
Black
Blue
Are you attracted enough to danger to date someone with a criminal history?
Sure, why not?
I might try to avoid anyone who seemed dangerous.
That seems kind of hot.
Doesn't matter to me either way.
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When you meet someone new what do you tend to notice about them first?
Their eyes
Their hair
Their smile
Their feet
Does the internet have a lot to tell you about your fetish or not?
Soooooo much
I mean ... I guess there's some stuff.
I don't look into it that much.
Tons
If you were looking to rank things, would you say your fetish is really popular with people or not?
Seems really big
You know, I have no idea.
I don't think it's hugely popular, but I know people are into it.
It's well known, but I don't know if it's popular.
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Are you attracted to a partner who is physically taller or larger than you?
That's kind of hot.
Doesn't matter that much.
I can be.
Not really
Do you like a partner who can be a little dramatic and theatrical sometimes?
Sure, that can't hurt.
You better believe it.
I could see an upside there.
Doesn't matter to me.
What are your thoughts on body art and piercings?
Very sexy
Some can look good.
As long as they're professionally done and look good
Not a huge fan
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Do you need anything extra to help enhance the enjoyment of your fetish?
Yep, there's gear involved.
A few accents make it better.
Sometimes, but you don't "need" it.
Not at all
How do you bring up what you're into with other people for the first time anyway?
I'll just come out and talk about it.
In the heat of the moment, it's not that difficult.
I guess you have to ease into it.
I can talk about it online.
Are there certain articles of clothing someone can wear that really enhance the mood for you?
Nothing specifically, no
Definitely
I mean ... in general, I guess.
One or two things
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How important to you is it that a partner takes really good care of themselves physically?
It's nice but no big deal.
It's not that relevant.
Just in a general sense
Pretty important
Do you like your partner to have the same fetish as you?
Yeah, that could help.
Oh, yes
Similar but not necessarily the same
It doesn't matter.
You have one "main" fetish, but do you have others?
I have more.
I guess so.
I guess it's part of a couple of fetishes.
Mostly just this one
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