Can We Guess if Your Significant Other Is More Like a Cat or a Dog?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess if Your Significant Other Is More Like a Cat or a Dog?
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About This Quiz

Do your significant other like to annoy you while you're using the computer, or do they save their need for attention until the mornings? Sharing the things you love, and the things that drive you insane, about your sweetheart will clue is into their animal behaviors. We'll figure out if they are more of a sly pussy cat or a slobbering dog! 

Dogs are amazing companions, but they are a whole lot more needy than cats. On the flip side, cats are more independent and need less constant attention. Throughout this quiz, we're going to ask you some fairly intense, and hilarious questions, about your relationship. We'll need to know the things about your love interest that you find endearing and the ones that make you want to move away and change your name. Our love for out pets is unconditional. In many ways, it's the same for our favorite pets of all - our partners! 

By the time we're done, we're confident we will nail down your significant other's place in the domestic animal kingdom! Give us all the nitty, gritty details about your lives together. Then, we'll let you know if your partner is more cat or more dog!


How tidy is your boo?
Not at all
Reasonably
Very
You could literally do surgery in their kitchen.
Do they groom a lot?
In a haphazard way
Not really
Often
Constantly
If they want to snuggle, is a snuggle definitely happening?
No, but then they mope.
No, they're respectful.
It's probably on.
It's on.

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How about if you want to snuggle?
They will always find the time.
They usually find the time.
If they're into it.
They might say no just to be contrary.
Do they ever shut down for no obvious reason?
Never
Once
Sometimes
All the time, it's weird.
Do they reliably call people back?
They call more than is appropriate.
They call a polite amount.
They usually call.
They forget for weeks at a time.

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Do they wear their heart on their sleeve?
Absolutely
In a way
Only around trusted loved ones
No, they are a closed book.
Do they leave hair literally everywhere?
Everywhere! Everything I own is hairy now.
Most places
Yes, but they clean up.
No, they are too neat.
Do they have trouble using the bathroom correctly?
No, they get it.
They used to.
Not really
Yes, but they are otherwise fastidious.

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Do they bring you presents all the time?
Yes, thoughtful ones
Yes, thinks they like.
Yes, thinks they think I like.
Yes, things they know I do not like.
Do they bring you stuff you really don't want or need?
Once in a while
About half the time
Often
They have no idea what I want, so yes.
Do they tell everyone else they love you?
Oh yes, you could see it a mile off.
They do when it comes up.
They do if asked.
They often pretend not to know me in public.

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Are they good with strangers?
No, they are protective.
Mostly yes
They are standoffish.
They only like me.
How protective are they?
Like a mama bear
Like a mom
Like a cousin
Like some dude you met that one time who thought you were slightly embarrassing
If you're sad, do they always comfort you?
Every time
Nearly every time
If it is convenient.
If they want something from me.

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If you're happy, do they celebrate with you?
Every time
Most times
If they are also happy that day.
If they feel like it.
Are they warm and kind?
All the time
Most days
Some days
Not really
Do they express their love with physical affection?
They hug me so much it is actually inconvenient.
They hug me often.
They touch me when they feel like it.
They touch me to get my attention.

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How eloquent are they?
Not at all
Somewhat
Fairly
Very
Do they love heights?
They prefer not.
They don't mind either way.
They like them fine.
They love them.
How do they feel about water?
They love it.
They like it.
They do not like deep water.
They hate it.

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Do they depend on you for a lot of things?
Everything
We are mutually codependent.
We are heathily independent.
They barely notice I exist.
Do they love to go out and about with you, or on their own?
With me 100%
With me half the time
With me if they're not busy.
They fly solo.
Do you usually know what they are up to?
Yes, they text me all day.
They tell me before they go.
They sometimes remember to tell me.
No, if they just didn't come back one day, I wouldn't even know where to start looking.

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Do they do what you want them to do, most of the time?
Yes, they are a doormat.
Yes, they are obliging.
Yes, they are easygoing.
No, they are actively contrary.
Do you know with certainty they will be loyal to you from now until eternity?
Yes
Probably
If I deserve it.
Doubt it.
Do they manipulate you without realizing it?
Yes, but that's the only way.
Not very successfully, but yes.
No, they know.
They can't be bothered.

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Do they manipulate you on purpose?
Never
Only if they really want something.
Not really
That's the only way they do it.
Are they very set in their ways?
They are very set in MY ways.
They are very set in OUR ways.
They are indeed, yes.
I am set in their ways.
Do they love to be around you even if you're not talking, just to feel your presence?
Yes, 24/7
Yes, hours each day
Yes, from time to time
Rarely

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