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About This Quiz
What do Taco Bell and romance have in common? More like what don't they have in common? Is any fast food place more romantic than Taco Bell? Could any menu be more in touch with your innermost desires? Think about it - you have levels of spice from Mild to Hot to Fire. You can have it cheesy if you're into that sort of thing. You can go al fresco to keep it fresh. You can stick around for breakfast the next morning. Come on! It's like Taco Bell is built on a pile of nachos and innuendo. ÂÂ
Since it's so obvious Taco Bell is basically a gateway to your romantic soul and all things you find attractive, you may as well harness that knowledge and do something fun with it. For instance, did you know that if you were to give us a brief but detailed rundown on your Taco Bell likes and dislikes, we could accurately discern what kind of guy you're attracted to? It may sound like it stands in defiance of all that's right in the world, but it's true! Your taste in men and your taste in tacos are eerily similar. Take the quiz and see!
What's the single greatest thing Taco Bell ever put on their menu?
The Naked Chicken Chalupa
The soft taco
The Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
The Crunchwrap Supreme
Are you a serious Taco Bell eater? How many soft tacos can you handle in one sitting?
There's one way to find out.
Let's keep it reasonable. Maybe three?
As long as there's hot sauce, I'll have a few.
I'll try five or six.
Is there a particular meal during the day that you would most like to have at Taco Bell?
I love Taco Bell breakfast.
Lunch is always good.
Dinner is good.
You eat when you're hungry!
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When you're eating at Taco Bell, are you looking for a big meal or just a quick bite to eat?
I guess that depends on the day.
Just a reasonable meal is good.
A quick bite is great.
I expect to be satisfied.
A taco comes with just lettuce, cheese and meat. How do you improve yours?
I want red strips, potatoes, jalapenos, everything.
That's just how I like it.
Lots of Fire sauce and jalapenos
Extra meat
You like nachos, right? Everyone likes nachos! How do you like yours?
Nachos BellGrande
With nacho cheese
With salsa
With guacamole
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Taco Bell can give KFC a run for its money when it comes to preparing chicken. What's the best chicken dish?
Naked Chicken Chips
Chicken Soft Taco
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Chicken Burrito Supreme
When you have that early morning taco craving, you need Taco Bell breakfast. What will you order?
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Breakfast Soft Taco
Grilled Breakfast Burrito
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Sometimes you need something a little different when you're having dinner. What are you ordering?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
7-Layer Burrito
Quesarito
Mexican Pizza
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No doubt that your tacos are going to make you a little thirsty. Which drink would you pick?
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Pepsi
Brisk Mango Fiesta
Iced Coffee
Is there even a point to having a taco with no cheese? Of course not! But which cheese is best?
Nacho cheese
Shredded cheese
Lava sauce
Three cheese blend
You can go to any burger place in the world for plain condiments like ketchup. Taco Bell has hot sauce! What kind do you want?
Fire sauce
Mild sauce
Diablo sauce
Hot sauce
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Are you a burrito fan? Then which of these would you choose?
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Burrito Supreme
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Is there a specialty item on the Taco Bell menu that really makes you hungry?
Mexican Pizza
Fiesta Taco Salad
Chalupa Supreme
Crunchwrap Supreme
No one wants to eat a taco all by itself, you need a combo. Which is the best one?
Breakfast Crunchwrap Combo
3 Soft Tacos Combo
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Combo
The Grande Burrito Box
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A quesadilla is a pretty delicious snack or a meal, depending on how you're feeling. What's the best kind of quesadilla?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Cheese Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Steak Quesadilla
You may not be down for a cheap man, but you can appreciate cheap tacos at Taco Bell. What would you pick from the Value Menu?
Three Cheese Nacho Grande Burrito
Cinnamon Twists
Spicy Tostada
Chicken Enchilada Grande Burrito
Sometimes you need a dessert to finish up your meal. Which sweet treat works best for you?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Cinnamon Twists
Caramel Apple Empanadas
Cinnabon Delights
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You need to fill that taco with something. What's the tastiest filling?
Refried Beans
Seasoned Beef
Shredded Chicken
Steak
Steak is good when that seasoned beef just isn't cutting it. What's the best steak item?
Cheesy Steak and Egg Breakfast Burrito
Steak Soft Taco
Steak Chalupa Supreme
Steak Burrito Supreme
You need a side dish with your tacos because that's just sensible. What's your favorite side?
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Chips and Nacho Cheese
Seasoned Rice
Pintos N Cheese
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When a normal drink won't do, maybe you need a frosty cold Freeze. Which one would it be?
Strawberry Skittles Freeze
Snapple Lemonade Freeze
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
OrangeCream Pop Freeze
Do you have a group of friends with you? You need a Party Pack!
Variety Taco Party Pack
Taco Party Pack
Supreme Variety Taco Party Pack
Grande Meal
If you're looking to eat by the numbers, which of these numerical foods would you choose?
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Nacho Cheese Doritos Double Decker Taco
7-Layer Burrito
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What's the cheesiest item you might find yourself craving?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheesy Roll Up
Quesarito
Cheesy Potato Griller
Taco Bell and junk food go so well together they actually make Taco Bell out of junk food! Which is the best one?
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Cheetos Burrito
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Beefy Fritos Burrito
You need to sauce up a taco if you're going to have a proper meal. Which is the best sauce?
Mexican Pizza Sauce
Salsa
Creamy Jalapeno Sauce
Guacamole
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Let's take a moment to remember all the items Taco Bell has had to retire. Which discontinued menu item do you wish you could try?
The Bell Beefer Sandwich
BLT Taco
Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme
Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito
Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. What's the worst sounding thing they ever made?
Seafood Salad
Naked Egg Taco
Cinnamon Crispas
Naked Chicken Chips
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