Can We Guess if You're Male or Female?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess if You're Male or Female?
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About This Quiz

Some people like to say there isn't a whole lot of difference between being male and female, and, when it comes right down to it, people are people.

Others say there is a huge difference between the sexes. And, if it weren't for little things like babies to keep the human race alive and physical attraction between males and females, there wouldn't be any reason for guys and gals to hang out at all.

Well, no matter which camp you fall in, we think if you answer a few questions for us, we will be able to tell whether you are male or female.

Some of you, of course, are going to be easier to guess than others. If "The Notebook" is your favorite movie and you love dresses and the color pink, you're probably a female. Or if you really like flannel, power tools and pickup trucks, you're probably a guy. But when it comes right down to it, who knows? We think we do. So when you get done whipping up dinner and mowing the lawn, take this quiz and we will tell you whether you are a man or a woman.

What are you waiting for, bro (or ma'am)? Take the quiz today!

Hang a painting
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Can you hang a painting evenly?
It'll be close enough.
I can hang one, but I'm not sure if it will be even.
I think I can.
Of course, I can.
Starting a fire
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How good are you at building a fire?
I am an amazing fire builder.
I'm not that great at fire building.
I am pretty good at building fires.
I stink at building fires.
Boiled eggs
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How many ways can you cook an egg?
I can't cook eggs.
I can cook an egg one way.
I know how to prepare eggs in a couple of ways.
I know how to prepare eggs in all sorts of ways.

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Kiss to make it better
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How often have you kissed it to make it better?
Are you trying to be funny?
I have never done that.
I do it sometimes.
I've done it tons.
Alcohol beer
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What do you drink?
Whiskey
Domestic beer
Craft beer
Wine
Shoe closet
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How many pairs of shoes do you have?
I have four or less pairs of shoes.
I have between five and nine pairs of shoes.
I have between 11 and 20 pairs of shoes.
I have more than 20 pairs of shoes.

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Hair
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How into your hair are you?
I never think about it.
I'm not that into it.
Well, I do think about it a lot.
I am so into my hair.
Book pages
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What kind of book would you read?
I'd read a sports book.
I'd read a nonfiction book.
I'd read literature.
I'd read a romance novel.
Watching TV with popcorn
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What is your favorite show?
"Sons of Anarchy"
"Mad Men"
"Real Housewives"
"Vanderpump Rules"

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Alone
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Would you be cool being single?
Sure, I don't care.
No, I need someone to take care of me.
For a while, I would be fine.
No, I couldn't handle that.
Movie genres
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What kind of movie do you like?
Action movies
Dark comedies
Dramas
Romantic comedies
ChuckNorris Delta Force
The Cannon Group
What do you think of Chuck Norris?
He is the best.
He is pretty cool.
I don't like him.
Who?

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Sewing machine
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Are you good at sewing?
I would have no idea how to do that.
No, I stink at it.
I am okay.
I am awesome at it.
Gossip
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You found out your friend was talking behind your back. What do you do?
I hit them with a roundhouse kick.
I stop hanging out with them.
I confront them.
I pretend everything is fine but plot revenge.
Softball
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Have you ever played softball?
Umm, what?
I'm thinking about playing on the office team.
I played in college.
Of course!

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Social Networks
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What social media do you use the most?
I don't use it.
I'm on Facebook.
I'm on Instagram.
I'm on Pinterest.
Cheer up
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How do you cheer yourself up?
I spend some time alone or with my dog.
I go out with pals.
I do yoga.
I watch TV.
Bear in wild
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What would you do if a bear attacked you?
I'd play dead.
I'd punch it in the snout.
I'd run screaming.
I'd beg for my life.

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Canoeing
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Are you good at paddling a canoe?
Of course, I am.
I am okay.
I stink at it.
I have never tried it.
Bar nightlife
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Where are you most likely to hang out?
A dive bar
A sports bar
An Irish pub
A wine bar
Skincare mask
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Do you spend a lot of time taking care of your skin?
No, I don't do that.
I do in the winter.
I try.
Of course, I do.

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Basketball sports
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What sport would you be best at?
Football
Basketball
Tennis
Figure skating
Teaching
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What might you teach a class in?
Proper chainsaw use
How to fix a car
Yoga
Scrapbooking
Comedy
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How many dirty jokes do you know by heart?
I know more than five dirty jokes by heart.
I know between three and five dirty jokes by heart.
I know one or two dirty jokes by heart.
I don't know any.

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Eyeliner
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Are you good at applying eyeliner?
I think we're done here.
How hard could it be?
I am pretty good.
I am a pro.
Jeans
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How much do you like your butt?
I have never thought about that in my life.
It is okay, I guess.
I hate it.
I love it.
Grilling
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Are you good on the grill?
I am the master!
I do okay.
I do my best.
I have never tried.

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Throwing football
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Can you throw a spiral?
I can throw a perfect one.
I can if I warm up.
I don't think so.
I am not even close to throwing a spiral.
Stone skipping
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How many skips do you get when skipping stones?
I get at least 12 skips when I skip stones.
I get five or six skips when I skip stones.
I get maybe one or two skips when I skip stones.
I don't get any skips when I skip stones.
businessman-close-up-designer-suit-1342609
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Are you good at tying a necktie?
I am the best.
I am pretty good.
I kind of stink at that.
I can't do it at all.

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