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From the largest land mammal to a tiny insect with deadly disease potential, the animal kingdom is full of dangers! How well do you know your deadly beasts? Find out now with our quiz!
I'm known for my gorgeous mane -- on males, at least.
Cape buffalo
lion
In lion prides, it is usually the females who hunt. But both males and females have been known to attack humans, if opportunity arises or other game is scarce.
piranha
pufferfish
I got my name by killing my mate after sex.
black widow spider
We're not sure about the evolutionary advantage of eating a mate -- does she need the calories to grow and lay her eggs? One thing we *do* know is that the black widow's bite is rarely fatal, unless you're a child or already in poor health.
brown recluse spider
black mamba snake
deathstalker scorpion
I have no natural predators in my chilly environment.
hyena
polar bear
In the arctic, nothing hunts the polar bear, except other polar bears. It isn't responsible for too many human fatalities, simply because there aren't many humans in its environment, except well-prepared explorers.
pufferfish
rattlesnake
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My fur has beautiful rosettes.
arctic wolf
leopard
The leopard is incredibly strong -- just witness its tendency to drag dead antelope up trees to eat them. The name is a combination of Latin words for "lion" and "panther," because it was once thought to be a hybrid of these species.
tiger
timber wolf
My name makes it sound like I need a shave.
Cape buffalo
grizzly bear
People tend to steer clear of the fearsome grizzly bear, found in North America. However, these bears don't seek out conflict with humans, mostly fighting because they don't climb trees well (unlike the nimble black bear).
polar bear
Kodiak bear
I'm tiny but deadly, causing an astounding 2 to 3 million human deaths a year.
amoeba
flea
mosquito
Malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, Zika ... all these and more are spread by the tiny mosquito. Bioethical debates about controlling mosquito populations by gene manipulation or sterilization are ongoing.
sparrow
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There's a constellation and a Zodiac sign in my honor.
box jellyfish
elephant
rattlesnake
scorpion
Scorpions are venomous, of course. The aptly-name deathstalker scorpion kills more humans than any other type.
Awww ... but I look so chubby and cute!
jaguar
hippopotamus
The hippopotamus seems like evolution gone crazy -- its closest relatives are ocean mammals like the whale. Its name means "river horse" and it resembles a wild boar or pig. It also looks much too heavy to be as dangerous as it is.
polar bear
tarantula
I'm an aquatic villain in a lot of B movies and adventure comics.
Orca whale
moray eel
piranha
Piranha are famous for their use by Bond-villain-type characters in fiction, who are forever threatening to throw people into tanks of these hungry fish. In truth, although they are carnivorous, they rarely attack humans.
pufferfish
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I am hunted for my ivory.
honey badger
elephant
Elephants do charge and kill humans -- particularly males, when they are in a state of increased testosterone called "musth." But we kill far more of them than they do of us (as is true of many other species).
jaguar
tiger
I have a bill like a duck.
platypus
The features of this eastern Australian animal are so diverse that early naturalists thought it might be a hoax. It's cute but aggressive, with the males having venomous "spurs" on their back legs.
poison dart frog
bull shark
rhinoceros
My sting is usually not thought of as fatal.
adder
honeybee
Generally, a bee sting is a momentary pain. But for people who are allergic, it can be fatal without medical intervention. Then there's the "Africanized" honey bee, a hybrid that exhibits aggressive behavior, chasing some victims nearly a mile to sting en masse. Ow!
scorpion
tarantula
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Don't be formal ... call me Tazz!
Tamil tiger
tasseled tree snake
tree frog
Tasmanian devil
The Tasmanian devil is a fierce hunter and fighter. However, like several animals on this list, it's not known for attacking humans.
I gave my name to a muscle car.
cobra
The several species of cobra have different levels of venom. The king cobra has been reported to kill adult elephants with its powerful venom.
bull elephant
rhinoceros
coral snake
I often kill my prey by rolling it in the water.
crocodile
This maneuver is known as a "death roll" -- the victim is rolled over and over until it drowns. (Is it just us or does that seem unnecessarily cruel?)
pelican
piranha
hammerhead shark
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I look a bit like a hippo, except for my horn.
alligator
elephant
Gila monster
rhinoceros
The rhinoceros is another animal that is far more threatened by humans than a threat to us. Sadly, persistent misconceptions that powdered rhinoceros horn has health benefits drives continued poaching.
I'm sometimes called the banana spider because of where I like to hang out.
Brazilian wandering spider
The Brazilian wandering spider has a deadly venom which can cause, among other things, a painful erection in men. That has made its venom of interest to medical researchers developing new erectile-dysfunction drugs. (That's one clinical trial we wouldn't sign up for!)
brown recluse
black widow
tarantula
I'm classified as one of the pit vipers.
boa constrictor
coral snake
Komodo dragon
rattlesnake
Rattlesnakes are pit vipers, meaning they have heat-sensing pits on their faces. These don't just sense heat the way skin does -- the pits actually relay information to the brain that creates thermal images, similar to infrared ones, that snakes use in combination with the information they get from their eyes.
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I nest in out of the way places, as my name indicates.
wolf spider
brown recluse spider
The brown recluse is also known as a violin spider, for a marking on its body. It isn't aggressive, but you should be careful when poking around attics and basements, because it will bite in self-defense.
tarantula
scorpion
I'm sometimes called the "American cobra."
boomslang
black mamba
coral snake
The coral snake bites very rarely. In fact, US drug companies no longer find it makes financial sense to manufacture antivenin for this snake.
python
Unfortunately, in real life, there's no two-note musical theme when I'm around.
dormouse
pufferfish
Mojave rattler
great white shark
The great white doesn't kill as many people as is popularly believed. Humans are not its preferred prey, so we're usually attacked by mistake, not deliberate hunting.
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I've got a cool name, which you might know from the Harry Potter books.
boomslang
A boomslang is a snake with a deadly hemotoxic venom, meaning its venom causes hemorrhaging. Boomslang skin is an ingredient in some "Harry Potter" potions, as you'll know if you were paying attention in Professor Snape's class.
crocodile
African lion
tsetse fly
Hailing from Africa, I had a guest appearance in "Kill Bill, Vol. 2."
black mamba
"Black Mamba" was the code name of Uma Thurman's assassin character in the Tarantino movies. A character is killed by an actual black mamba snake in the second film.
Cape buffalo
crocodile
tsetse fly
I'm a venomous reptile native to the U.S. Southwest and to Mexico.
Gila monster
We humans made our feelings clear about this big lizard when we gave it its name. Also not helping: Its scientific name is "heloderma suspectum."
boa constrictor
king cobra
scorpion
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I gave my name to a comic-book character.
elephant
bull shark
wolverine
Wolverines look a bit like a cross between a bear and a hyena. They're known for their ferocity, which is probably why one of the toughest "X-Men" characters was named after them.
Komodo dragon
I sound too lazy to hurt anyone!
deer tick
honey badger
nurse shark
sloth bear
The "sloth bear" is mostly found in South Asia. Related to the black bear, it can be very dangerous when provoked.
I'm the largest of all the lizards.
alligator
Komodo dragon
The Komodo dragon can grow up to 10 feet long and has been known to kill humans. One at the Los Angeles Zoo attacked San Francisco Chronicle editor Phil Bronstein in the 2000s, but he got off with only an injured foot.
Mexican beaded lizard
pit viper
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Improbably, I'm a delicacy in Japanese cooking.
blowfish
stonefish
pufferfish
both #1 and #3
"Blowfish" and "pufferfish" are both names for an adorable-looking creature that can blow itself up to almost spherical proportions. Called "fugu" in Japanese, it's a delicacy that must be carefully prepared to eliminate all traces of its toxin.
I'm also called the cottonmouth.
crocodile
garter snake
eland
water moccasin
The water moccasin is a good swimmer and has been known to swim to new offshore homes. The name "cottonmouth" comes from the white interior of its mouth, seen in its wide-jawed threat displays.
A bite from me can cause sleeping sickness.
deer tick
black moccasin
coral snake
tsetse fly
Tsetse flies look a lot like common houseflies. They're more dangerous, though, transmitting sleeping sickness in parts of Africa.
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I might ruin your Australian beach vacation.
box jellyfish
irukandji
sand mite
both #1 and #2
The box jellyfish -- named for its squarish head -- is the more common offshore threat. What makes the irukandji -- found in deeper waters -- dangerous is their size. They're so tiny, they're hard to see and avoid, but pack a powerful toxic wallop.
I sound like a blue-plate special at a sushi restaurant.
blue-ring octopus
The blue-ring octopus is normally a brownish color, but the lovely, almost irridescent rings appear when it's bothered. Also when bothered: Its neurotoxic bite. So don't bother it!
coastal taipan
hammerhead shark
stonefish
Known for my stripes, I kill more humans than other big cats do.
leopard
lynx
panther
tiger
Tigers are endangered, but that doesn't stop them from being a danger to humans. Most tigers that hunt humans seem to be old, injured, or not proficient at hunting, like tigers raised in captivity.
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I might be sleeping on your couch right now!
cat
dog
Man's best friend kills about 35,000 humans a year. Mostly, this is through the transmission of rabies in countries where the disease is not well-controlled.
parrot
ferret
In a short story, I was called "The Most Dangerous Game."
Cape buffalo
elands
jaguars
humans
Humans are the most successful predators ever to walk the earth, hunting not only for food but for sport. This is not to mention the secondhand violence of damage we've done to animal habitats in pursuit of natural resources. Just remember that the next time you call a crocodile or a grizzly bear "vicious!"
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