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Smile like a donut! This is a quiz that you'll never forget. We're bringing you the craziest sexual slang terms, old and new, and we want to see if you can define them.ÂÂ
If you've ever been to a sex toy party, you've probably heard every possible sexual slang term out there. If you don't know what a sex toy party is, think "Young Living Essential Oils" meets "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as you and your friends watch a woman attempt to explain how to use various contraptions and lotions without using the scientific terms for the human anatomy.ÂÂ
Alright, you don't have to be a sexpert to know most of these terms. As a matter of fact, chances are you've heard some of them on the street, in conversation with friends and most definitely on the Internet. We're going to dig deep on this one and conjure up some slang you probably haven't heard in a while, if at all. Get ready for the sexiest quiz out there. We've found 35 sexual slang terms, and we want to see just how many you know. Take this quiz to see if you can talk to the little man in the canoe about getting some facetime in.
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What is the biblical term for boobies?
Big bags
Holy grails
Holy grails refers to the fact that the original purpose for boobs is to drink from them. This also works with the fact that some men just can't find them properly ... but we're all good with Indiana Jones figuring out the mystery.
Bobbins
Joggers
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If you only have sex with your partner on special occasions, what is it called?
CEO sex
Booty Callin'
ABC sex
Those who are in long-term relationships or have entered into matrimony are usually the only ones who know about this. ABC sex is what happens when you only have sex with your partner on anniversaries, birthdays or Christmas. However, it's always someone's birthday ... don't forget that.
Booty grazing
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Do you know what the oddly militarized word for a dong is?
Charizard
Snaker
Boto
Bacon bazooka
While it may be a little difficult to figure out how this term even remotely resembles a penis, we suppose if you consider the saltiness of what shoots out of it, you could get a better visual of how it became named such.
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Any person who enjoys finishing things off orally might have a nickname related to a famous author. What is that nickname?
Charles Dickends
While there are many different slang terms for blow jobs, when it comes to describing someone who enjoys giving them, the term Charles Dickends is an easy one to remember, especially if the giver is an English major.
Bill Shakesit
Edgar Allen Blow
Michael Frighten
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This term for a penis seems like it comes straight out of the wizarding world. What is it?
Inoculus
Wand of life
Clearly the penis is very much like a wand, and it technically gives life, so it's not much of a stretch to say that it is the wand of life. All Potterheads out there probably know the game where you find a passage and replace the word wand with the word penis every time.
Remus
Reamer
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What is another way to say you performed oral sex on a woman?
We facetimed.
Giving oral sex to a female used to be known as giving face. However, these days, thanks to phone apps, we get to use the term facetime. It works out the same way, and is a nice way to code things so your parents don't think you're doing anything bad.
I dipped into her canyon.
I gave her the Push Pop.
We sucked face.
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If you text every prospect in your contacts in hopes of some sexy time, what are you doing?
Furrbing
Booty grazing
Lonely? Got stood up? Did that bartender turn you down again? No problem! Cast a net, and let everyone you've ever made out with know that you miss them. The first one to respond gets the pleasure of your company that night.
Slurping
Grasping
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When someone gets a little too over the top telling you about their sexual encounters, what do you call them?
Wailer
Adlibby
Pornocchio
A pornocchio is just what it sounds like. It's that dude or chick who talks about how great the sex was and how awesome of a job they did, even if it's clear that it wasn't fun. Oh, you had sex 50 times in 24 hours? And it was fun? Sure.
Cabbage Muff
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Tapping a rebound immediately after breaking up with someone is also known as what?
Blowing the points
Falling the trap
Jumping the bones
Sexercism
A sexercism is meant to be a cleansing experience to help you forget about the pain that your ex put you through. It's a means of forgetting about the sex so that you don't have to focus on what you had in the days that follow your relationships.
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These aren't as rare as you think. What is another word for having sex with someone you have barely spoken to?
Twitterbang
Twitter bangs are technically the act of two people having sex before exchanging 140 words with each other. It's basically another way of saying that you're having sex with someone you don't know at all, and you've probably already forgotten their name.
Pintabang
Instabang
Facebang
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Do you know the sweetest name for a vagina?
Candyland
Sugar walls
While sugar walls generally refers to a woman's vagina that has a sweet taste, it can also be used to describe a vagina that is tight or a supreme pleasure to have sex with. Though many might describe their woman's vagina as such, we aren't sure how many are lying about it.
Treasure trail
Sugar trail
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Can you remember the old middle school term for titties?
Ploppers
Droppers
Knockers
A woman's boobs were once referred to as knockers. While it might not be the most creative term for jugs, it's definitely accurate, as they tend to knock around when she's on top during playtime.
Boxers
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This is the name of a band and a soft penis. What is it?
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
Creed
Limp Bizkit
When you refer to a penis as a limp bizkit, you are telling someone that it was completely soft. It didn't have any kind of game in it, and it was kind of a letdown. The term can also be used to explain how something disgusted a man.
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If a woman is quadskiing, what is she doing?
Giving four guys a handjob at the same time
If you can imagine the act of quadskiing, in order to give four men a handjob at the same time, the four men would have to pair up and stand tip to tip (if you know what we mean) while the woman gets into position.
Giving a handjob while laying down
Buying fruit for sexual purposes
Traveling to get some sex
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What is another word for a vag that is named after a colorful favorite food?
Pink taco
More specifically, the pink taco refers to the labia minora, which resembles a a folded tortilla ... if it were pink. If this turns you off to tacos, you're probably more interested in men's genitalia.
Green chili
Rainbow carrot
Yellow muffin
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Which emoticon gives you another way to convey large breasts in text conversation?
(x) (x)
( . ) ( . )
it's amazing what a few simple punctuation marks can do in a text conversation. In order to convey large breasts, you simply have to put a couple of periods within some parentheses and you get your point across.
(X) (X)
( i )( i )
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When someone isn't into giving out handies, but does so anyway, what is it called?
Being annoyed
Jerkin the Merkin
Plucking the chicken
There are times when people give out handies as a quick method to get the job done for their partner. It's all about giving them what they need and being there for them. It's also known as plucking the chicken.
Frickin' the Stickin'
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What do you call someone who enjoys doing it with people in mascot costumes?
Slurbee
Team player
Trophy
Furrbie
Not to be confused with the furry community that enjoys dressing up like stuffed animals to have sex, a furrbie is someone who is simply into being dressed up as a mascot while having sex (the receiver of the sex doesn't necessarily have to wear a costume).
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If a penis is rather hairy, what would you call it?
Slim Jim
Scooby
Bearded war hammer
Naming penises after weapons is all fun and games until you get to the war hammer stuff. While many partake in manscaping these days, don't be surprised if you unzip those jeans and see a bearded war hammer pop out.
Hercules
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This term is meant to be a compliment, but is more of a Halloween-y term for big boobs. What is it?
Spider catchers
Mice feeders
Rat holes
Flesh pumpkins
When referring to "lovely" breasts or giant titties, you might call them flesh pumpkins. Most likely because pumpkins are huge. And those of us who have experienced large breasts know that they're probably just as heavy as pumpkins, so we guess it works.
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On a movie date with your significant other, you enjoy a bunch of popcorn and then give him a handy. What is the slang term for this?
Butter rub
That theater popcorn does have quite a bit of butter on it, especially if you put extra on there. That fake butter flavor is sure to get on your man's love stick when you give him an old fashioned after (or during) the show.
Pop stop
Corn holing
Mill breaking
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When you're trying to get someone to give you a blow job, you might tell them to do what?
Take your teeth out.
Smile like a donut.
If you attempted to smile like a donut reading this, we apologize. It's definitely a visual command when you think about it, and it could work well if done properly, but for the most part, we imagine it ends in a lot of dudes getting slapped in the face.
Get the snorkel.
Get thirsty.
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Throwing it back to Shakespearean times, what is another way to say that two people are having sex?
Doing sex stuffs
Making it happen
Making the beast with two backs
If "Othello" gave teens anything, it delivered to them the best way to describe sex in the human race. Think about it. When two people get together, they technically become one, and they make monster sounds, and sometimes just the two backs are showing.
Kissing naked in bed
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Somewhere between a raging erection and a completely flaccid penis is one of these. What is it?
Hubby
Almosty
Kindy
Chubby
Most men describe their morning erections as chubbies. They aren't technically in working order, but they aren't completely at rest either, giving them a name that creates a gray area for the phases of a happy penis.
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This term for vagina might have you saying "sorry Charlie." what is it?
Tuna Town
Changing the word vagina into a place gives people who are interested in that sex organ a goal. You can say things like "I'm landing in Tuna Town" or " I made a quick stop in Tuna Town" as a way to tell your friends that you scored.
Micro Machine
Marilee Nitter
Flitter Focus
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If you sneeze during oral sex, what have you done?
James Franco
DeFranco
When you really think about it, this had to have happened to a few people in order to actually be considered a slang term. While most people might feel the sneeze coming and pause their endeavor, others are dedicated and will just sneeze through it.
More Franco
Franco Marone
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What is another way to say that you had sex without using a condom?
Moving in
Getting wild
Raw dog
While many these days call it raw doggin', others have called it riding bareback. These are all ways of explaining that you had unprotected sex. Some think sex is more fun this way, others can't tell the difference.
Scare tactics
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Do you know what lady nuts are?
Ovaries
When you really think about it, the ovaries in a woman function much like the nuts on a dude, so it makes sense that they might be referred to as lady nuts. Although it's not the best in scientific terms, it does make a little bit of sense.
Boobs
Nipples
Teeth
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Can you tell us which of these terms means "nice tits"?
Ups
Eye magnets
For many, looking at different areas isn't necessarily done on purpose. Therefore, when a woman has large breasts that people notice without even thinking about it, those breasts are called eye magnets.
Thumbs
Thumbs ups
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When a dude's peen is wider than it is long, what would you call it?
Big
Fun
One
Chode
Penises come in all shapes and sizes, and everyone who is into penises has their preference. Some people like long skinny ones while others prefer the chode, which is a penis that is big and fat and usually wider than it is long.
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Weapons of mass distraction are what part of the female body?
Boobs
Back when weapons of mass destruction was the favorite scare term for the government, people realized that women had weapons of their own. Those were called weapons of mass distraction.
Nipples
Fingers
Ovaries
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This term for a woman's clitoris is named after a children's book. Do you know what it is?
Pearltongue
Where the sidewalk ends
Shel Silverstein probably wouldn't be super proud that his book of children's poems has become another term for the clitoris. While many men can't find it, perhaps if we all called it this term, they would have better directions.
Thimble
Nosey
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Named after a smaller weapon, this term for a penis includes a food and a fast-travelling projectile. What is it?
Cow rock
Chicken catapault
Beef bullet
Beef bullet is an older term for a penis, and the slang word didn't last very long. This is most likely because it makes a penis seem like a very small thing that pierces through tissue, which can be a turn-off.
Hooker
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If you are caught starring at a woman's tits, what are you doing?
Blawking
Blocking
Drooling
Pulling a Cameron
One can only imagine that this definition came from the end of the movie "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" in which his friend Cameron has a mental breakdown and simply stares into the nothingness. It's similar to the look of a man who is staring at a woman's breasts.
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When a woman's clit is nestled inside of her vag, what is it called?
The little man in the canoe
When it comes to describing the vagina, people tend to have a little bit of an issue. For this reason, euphemisms and analogies are used to describe what it might look like. Someone once reported that the clitoris inside of the vag is comparable to a little man laying in a canoe.
The torture chamber
The sleeping sloth
The snail trail
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