Can You Navigate an Awkward First Date?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can You Navigate an Awkward First Date?
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About This Quiz

You've found someone interesting, and the date is set to happen. You've squelched your nerves, and you've preened your hair to perfection. Everything's going to be great... until the date gets underway, and it's a disaster, filled with long silences and surreptitious checking of watches. It's an awkward first date! How are you going to handle it? Let this quiz figure it out for you so you know what do to next time!

We're going to present you with some of the most awkward dating moments you could possibly encounter on a first date. Whether your date drones on about their ex for an hour, belittles the server, or it simply turns out you have no sense of humor in common, we want to find out how you would handle yourself. Your responses will help us to gauge how you would deal with them in real life. Would you excuse yourself and not come back to the table, or would you keep drinking until the date started to liven up? 

There are no right or wrong choices when it comes to navigating an awkward first date, but there are more compassionate choices. Try to be on your best behavior as you go through your quiz date. Once we feel you out, we'll let you know how well you did!

What generation are you?
Greatest Generation
Generation X
Baby Boomer
Millennial
Have you ever gone on a date?
Yes
Like a date date? Or, just friends?
I think so?
No
How much alcohol do you think is appropriate for a first date?
1 glass of wine
2-3 drinks are okay
I’ll stop when I begin to feel a bit tipsy
Hey, as long as I can make it through the door without falling over I’m good.

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What kind of a car do you drive?
Fancy sport’s car
Nice pickup truck
Conservative sedan
Something eco friendly
What do you consider a good date spot?
Movies
A fancy restaurant
Beach picnic
I love White Castle
Do you wear cologne or perfume?
I dab a tiny bit on
Just deodorant
None at all—I break out!
I douse myself with as much as I can

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How do you handle conflict between strangers?
I try to negotiate a win-win compromise between both parties
I stand back to see where the argument will go.
I start yelling, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
I run away as fast as I can so I am not an accomplice
What kind of kisser are you?
Soft and gentle
I like to swap gum
It’s a bit of a mess when I’m done
I might break your teeth with my approach
Have you ever had a run-in with the law?
Well, I haven’t killed anyone, but I guess I am always covered in blood.
Sure, there was that one scuffle.
I was pulled over for a damaged tail light once.
Let’s just say I was standing up for my friend.

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What coffee do you prefer in the morning?
Light roast
Medium roast
Dark roast
I don’t drink coffee
What time do you go to bed at night?
8:00 p.m. sharp!
Around 9 or 10.
After the bars close at 3:00 a.m.
I’m a vampire and sleep during the day.
What is your personality
Stoic and bold.
Quiet and shy.
Spontaneous and loud.
I’ll crack a joke at a funeral.

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Have you ever had sex on the first date?
What’s a date?
Sure, not a problem.
Maybe once.
I would never!
How do you handle stress?
I handle stress well.
I feel anxious and just want it over.
I do things that make my stress worse.
Insert thumb in mouth. Crawl into bed and cry in fetal position.
Have you ever broken up with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
If it comes to that, then yes.
I married my first date.
I behave so badly they break up with me.
I’ve never had one.

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Has someone ever broken up with you?
They better not, or else!
Sure, but it was my fault.
No. I only date casually so I don’t have to deal with a break up.
No, I’m an angel.
How old were you when you went on your first date?
14
15
17
18+
What kind of pet do you have?
A dog
A cat
I’m good with goldfish
No, thanks.

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Do you work out?
Gym rat!
I walk enough at work.
I prefer watching reality TV.
Well, I have a membership. I think I used it last year.
Can you keep a secret?
Nope! Best to just move on.
I’m pretty good with secrets, especially if I consider you a good friend.
My lips are sealed.
Maybe, depends on how juicy it is.
What kind of a driver are you?
If I’m not driving 100+, why am I even driving?
I’m a big road tripper. Just love to drive slow and forever.
I’ve had a few fender benders, but nothing serious to leave a note for when the other vehicle owner got back.
Never been in a crash, and I’m proud!

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What kind of music do you listen to?
Rock
Gangsta’ rap
90’s Hip-hop
Old school classics
Do you kiss on the first date?
If given the chance I will, but I’m not going to go for it.
I’m a kiss-o-holic.
I prefer not to, but is he/she is cute enough then sure.
Not a chance. I want to know the person first.
How would you describe your hairstyle?
Not sure. What color is it today?
Latest fashion.
Classic
Conservative.

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What have you done to avoid kissing someone?
Dropped something so you could pick it up.
Faked a phone call.
Turned the kiss into a hug.
I don’t fake anything.
Do you believe in PDA (Public Displays of Affection)?
Hand holding – sure.
I’ll lip-lock in front of anyone.
I don’t mind if others do, but it’s not my thing.
Gross!
If you were paid millions to have a great career, which would it be?
Athlete
Musician
Artists
Movie star

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How long did you go to school?
Graduated college.
Some college.
Graduated high school.
Got my GED.
How do you feel about a 1st date?
Love meeting new people.
They’ve always been awkward for me.
I hate them. I’ll even stick with a person I don’t like so I don’t have to go on a 1st date again.
I can’t wait for my 1st date.
How do you like your dates to go?
They can easily last a weekend.
A couple hours if I like the person.
I take them slow, with several stops.
I prefer less than an hour at lunch.

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