Could you be a rock legend?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Could you be a rock legend?
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About This Quiz

Rock legends seem to have it pretty easy, with all the fame, money and groupies that anyone could possibly desire. Do you have what it takes to be a legend?
Do you actually like rock music?
Nope.
Sure, I guess.
Yeah, but I am more punk or Indie
Love it
Do you have any musical talent?
None, actually.
Maybe a little.
Lots, but I hate to practice.
Yeah, I am awesome.
Which band will you pick?
Poison
Van Halen
Pavement
AC/DC

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What do you think of Axl Rose?
I have no idea who he is.
I can't stand him.
He used to be cool, but he is lame now.
He is awesome.
How is your hair?
I am bald.
Ahh, not so great.
Pretty good.
Amazing.
Finish this sentence: For those about to rock ____________.
Good luck.
We love you.
We wish you would stop.
We salute you!

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Do you have any marketable job skills?
Sure, I have lots.
Some.
Well, I would, but I don't like to work.
None.
How would you look in leather pants?
Awful.
Silly.
Ironic.
So good.
Do you want to be famous?
Not at all.
Not really.
Kind of.
Totally.

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How does the idea of hanging out with groupies sound?
Disgusting.
Boring.
Funny.
So cool.
Do you like to party?
Not at all.
A little.
Sure, it's fun.
I love it.
Who would you be in the band?
Bass player.
Drummer
Guitarist
Lead singer

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What do you think of hipsters?
I don't care either way.
I don't like them much.
I kind of am one.
I can't stand them.
Are you willing to practice to get better at your instrument?
No, I have other things to do.
Maybe, I am not sure.
Nah, I am already pretty good.
Sure, I would do it for hours.
What do you think of David Lee Roth?
I don't know who he is.
Hate him.
Dude is hilarious.
Love that guy.

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Pick some lyrics?
“Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world."
"I get up and nothing gets me down."
"You may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack."
"Stand up and be counted / For what you are about to receive."
What's your favorite type of music?
Rap
Techno
Emo
Death metal
What do you think of hair metal?
Awful.
Pretty lame.
Hilarious.
Good stuff man.

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How many times have you made the devil horn sign with your hands?
Never.
Maybe once or twice.
A bunch of times, but as a joke.
I do it all the time.
How often do you think about music?
Hardly ever.
Sometimes.
Often.
All the time.
Would you like to have photographers following you around?
I would hate it.
I don't think so.
It might be amusing.
Yeah, that would be so cool.

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What would you do if you had ten thousand dollars all of a sudden?
Invest it.
Take a trip.
Party.
Buy a guitar.
Why would you want to become a rock star?
For the money.
For the fame.
For the chicks.
To rock... why else?
Are you cut out for the 9 to 5 lifestyle?
Sure.
For the most part I am.
Not really.
Not at all.

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How important are marriage and family to you?
Really important.
Kind of important.
Not that important.
Not important at all.
Who do you dress most like?
Justin Timberlake
Neil Young
Kurt Cobain
Mick Jagger
What's the best '60s band?
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Kinks
The Rolling Stones

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What do you think of the Grateful Dead?
I don't know much about them.
I like them okay.
Love them.
Hate them.
When do you usually go to bed?
9 PM
11 PM
1 AM
3 AM
How often do you work out?
A few times a week.
Once a week.
Every few weeks.
Never.

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