Could You Make it as a Disney Cast Member?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Could You Make it as a Disney Cast Member?
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About This Quiz

Being a Disney Cast Member is an intriguing way to make a living, there is no doubt about that. But do you have what it takes to be a Disney Cast Member?
How many times have you been to a Disney park?
Never
Once or twice.
Between three and five times.
Six or more times.
Do you want to go to a Disney Park soon?
Not really.
I guess so.
Sure, that sounds fun.
Yeah, I live to do that stuff.
Who is your favorite cartoon character?
He-Man.
Bugs Bunny.
Donald Duck.
Mickey Mouse.

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What do you think of Walt Disney?
I have no idea who Walt Disney was.
I think he was kind of odd.
I think he was really cool.
I think he was a genius.
How do you react when you see a Disney Store in the mall?
I'd make fun of it.
I'd look in the window.
I'd go in and maybe buy something.
I'd get super excited.
How many Disney related groups are you involved with in on social media?
They have groups?
None, but I check them out sometimes.
Just a couple.
More than a couple.

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How many things do you own that say "Disney" on them?
I don't own any.
One.
Two.
Three or more.
Do you get offended when people say they aren't into Disney?
Umm, why would I get offended?
No.
Maybe a little.
Yes, a lot.
What is the most times you have watched the same Disney movie?
I have never seen one.
Once.
Twice.
Three or more times.

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How many Disney movies do you own?
I don't own any Disney films.
I have one or two.
I have between three and ten films.
I own more than ten films.
Do you have a Disney character that you really identify with?
No.
Maybe a little.
Sure, I guess.
Oh for certain.
If you dated someone and found out they hated Disney, would you still go out with them?
Of course, that would be stupid not to.
Sure, why not?
Yes, but I would think it was odd.
No way.

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Do you like the Universal theme parks?
Sure, they're cool.
It is okay.
Not really.
No, I hate them.
If you were a Cast Member at Disney and someone asked where The Simpsons Ride was, what would you do?
I'd tell them where it was, without letting them know it wasn't in the park.
I'd laugh.
I'd sigh and tell them they were in the wrong park.
I'd give them some major attitude.
Can you speak more than one language?
Nope.
A little bit.
Yes, I speak two.
Yes, I speak three or more.

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Are you patient with people that don't speak English?
Nope.
I guess so.
I try to be.
Yes, I am very patient.
Do you like kids?
I hate them.
I don't mind them.
Yeah, they are cool enough.
I love them.
How do you talk to a kid?
I stand over them and look down.
Just like I would talk to anyone else.
I try to be gentle and speak softly.
I crouch down on their level.

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Do you have a lot of tattoos and piercings?
Yeah, I have a ton.
I have a few.
I have one.
No, I don't have any.
What do you think of dress codes?
They make me mad.
I don't like them.
They are fine.
They make me feel safe.
Are you patient?
Not at all.
Not really.
I think so.
Yes, very.

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How long would you take trying to explain something to a person?
A minute.
A few minutes.
Ten minutes.
As long as it takes.
What do you think of strangers?
I don't trust them.
I ignore them.
I don't mind them.
I think of them as an opportunity to meet a friend.
What do you do if a stranger asks you directions?
I give them the wrong directions for fun.
I ignore them.
I do my best to help.
I draw them a map.

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What kind of climate do you like?
A cold one with lots of snow.
A moderate one.
I don't mind a hot climate.
I love a hot climate.
Do you mind working outside all day?
I hate it.
I've never worked outside, but I wouldn't mind trying it.
I don't mind it.
I love it.
Do you mind working on weekends?
I would hate that.
Whatever.
I guess not.
Not at all.

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What about working on holidays?
I would rather die.
I wouldn't like that.
If I got paid enough.
As long as I like my job, I don't care.
Would you like to read to the kids during storybook time?
That sounds awful.
Not really.
I guess so.
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
What do you think of Goofy?
He's annoying.
He's boring.
He's funny.
He's amazing.

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