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About This Quiz
We all love Sheldon Cooper, but we know better than to think we could all live with him. Do you think you have what it takes to be Sheldon Cooper's roommate? Take our quiz to find out!
A guy comes running out of the apartment building yelling, "BEWARE!". What do you do?
Hightail it out of there.
Scoff and continue up the stairs.
Spray him with disinfectant.
Ask for more details.
What kind of scientist would you prefer to be?
Astrophysicist
Experimental Physicist
Theoretical Physicist
Other / None
Do you know what your mother said on March 5th 1992?
Yes.
No?
My mother wasn't alive then.
Who cares?
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Are you asking me or telling me?
Asking you.
Telling you.
Telling you?
I don't have time for this nonsense.
Kirk or Picard?
Original series over next generation, but Picard over Kirk.
Picard.
Kirk.
Who are they?
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Sheldon tells you to sit down, what do you do?
Take the first available seat.
Wait for him to sit first.
"I'd rather stand".
In a post-apocalyptic world which task would you assign the highest priority?
Locating a sustainable food source.
Reestablishing a functioning government.
Procreating.
Preserving the knowledge of mankind.
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Would you be willing to donate eggs/sperm?
Yes.
No.
Depends, what's the process like?
No, I'd be committing genetic fraud.
When you're upset what do you do?
Order a dozen cats.
Start weaving on a loom.
Build a nuclear reactor.
Eat ice cream.
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Which quote speaks to you most?
" Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
"That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad."
" I'm not insane, my mother had me tested."
"The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked."
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Who would you rather spend the day with?
Albert Einstein
Stephen Hawking
Nikola Tesla
Christian Bale
Which drink would you rather drink?
Tequila Sunrise
Grasshopper
Virgin Cuba Libre, and would you make it diet?
Slippery Nipple
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There are four dumplings, but only three people. What do you do with the extra dumpling?
Eat it.
Throw it away.
I wouldn't have ordered them in the first place.
Give it to someone else.
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Which would you rather watch tonight?
Star Wars marathon.
Dr. Who.
Documentary on Jellyfish.
How to lose a guy in 10 days.
How would you describe your act of coitus?
A whimsically inventive time.
HOT.
Non existent.
What's coitus?
Do you currently, or do you ever plan to engage in tap dancing?
Sure sounds like fun.
Maybe.
I am an avid dancer.
Nope.
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What's for dinner on Thursdays?
Souplantation .
Big Boy.
Pizza Night.
Anything can happen Thursdays!
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Which game would you rather play?
Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Star Trek 3-D Chess
Klingon Boggle
Rock Band 3
In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play the "Maple Leaf Rag?"
Tuned bayonets
Cheese danish
A blade of grass.
I don't understand.
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