Decorate Your Christmas Tree and We'll Guess What Holiday Movie Best Describes Your Life

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Decorate Your Christmas Tree and We'll Guess What Holiday Movie Best Describes Your Life
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About This Quiz

Christmas trees tell us a lot about the people who decorate them. Are they feeling stressed about the holiday? Are they having a great time? Are they improvising a plan? Let's take a look at how you do it.
Did you steal any of the decor on your tree?
I might've taken an item or two.
Of course not.
Yeah, I took it from the office.
It was given by friends.
How tall is the tree?
6'
4'
2'
12'
If it's real, is it pine or fir?
Pine
I don't know.
That's outside my job description.
It's a fir.

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If it's fake, is it green or silver?
Green
Green and silver!
Silver
We couldn't even imagine a fake one.
Is there tinsel on the tree?
Yeah!
Yes, the neat sort kind.
Some of that long kind
No, that's tacky.
How about candy cane?
I ate them all.
We have a few.
I don't like them.
We have a lot, they're yummy.

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Do you include candles?
No, I wouldn't feel safe.
Just on Christmas Day.
That's too much work.
Yes, it's tradition.
Do you use all matching ornaments, or a mishmash?
A mishmash
Mostly matching
I just throw on whatever I find.
All matching
Do you have any ornaments with sentimental value?
A few
One
No
Many

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Do you call them ornaments or baubles?
Ornaments
Both
I didn't know they had a name.
Baubles
Do you treat your tree to keep the needles on longer?
I forgot.
We got it pre-treated.
Couldn't be bothered.
Of course, we did it ourselves.
When do you put the tree up?
December 23
December 20
December 24
December 21

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When do you take it down?
January 2
December 28
December 26
January 6
Do you use lights on the tree?
Of course, some
Of course, loads
No
Yes, they're the newest thing.
Blinking lights or steady lights?
Blinking
Both
Neither
Steady

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White lights or colored lights?
Colored
Both
Neither
White
How many strings of lights?
3
2
1
5
What's the diameter of the tree?
5'
3'6
2'6
6'

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What's on top of the tree: angel or star?
Star
Santa Claus actually
Neither
Angel
Is there anything religious-looking on the tree?
No
A couple of things
Just the one thing
Everything is religious-looking, actually.
Do you put presents under the tree from days before Christmas?
Yes, it's more fun.
Only the day before
We're not that organized.
No, that's naughty.

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Is the tree on a stand or in a bucket?
Stand
Bucket
Both
It's in an ornate pot.
Is the tree in the living room, stairwell, dining room, or elsewhere?
Stairwell
Living room
Other
Dining room
Where did you get the tree from?
A local place that delivers
The guy downstairs
No idea, my other half got it
From a nearby wood

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How much is the tree?
$30
$50
$20
$5
Do you get any new ornaments each year or are they all older?
We get a few new ones.
They're mostly older.
They're all new.
They're all older.
How old is the oldest ornament on the tree?
Nine years
Six years
Two days
25 years

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Did you make any of the ornaments?
A few
One
No
All
What is the dominant color among the ornaments?
There is no one color.
Green
Black
Red
How much time do you take to decorate your tree?
An hour
An evening
Ten minutes
A day

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