Describe Your Life and We'll Give You a Bible Name

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Describe Your Life and We'll Give You a Bible Name
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About This Quiz

When you wake up in the morning, do you hit your needs or head directly to the coffeepot without passing go? Everyone lives their lives differently, but your specific way of living can see you earning your own biblical name during this quiz. Whether you think of yourself as more of an Elizabeth or a Barnabus, we're here to let you know if you are on the right track. 

As you tell us the details of your day-to-day life, we'll pick up on little traits that have long been associated with the meanings of certain names. Then, we'll compare your answers to the names found in the Bible until we are confident that we've found the one that best matches your responses. Don't be so fast to call yourself Mother Mary until you've finished! It might be something else altogether. 

Try your hardest to remember that we never pass judgment on the things you choose to do. We are simply here to give you a little insight about your biblical persona. Will your Bible name be the name you wish you were born with, or will your mind be opened to a brand new moniker? Answer our questions, and you'll find out! 


Do you wake up early or do you sleep in?
I'm up with the chickens.
I get up around noon.
I'm up early during the work week.
My hours are all over the place.
If we asked your boss about your work, how would it be described?
Flawless
Earnest
Accurate
Late
What is the most stressful thing you face on a day-to-day basis?
Traffic
Finances
My boss
My kids' schedules

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Which of your daily meals is the largest?
Dinner
Lunch
Breakfast
I snack more than I make meals.
Do you check your monthly horoscope?
I don't believe in such things.
I check my daily horoscope.
I check my romantic horoscope sometimes.
I check my horoscope a few times a year.
Are you more of a manly man or a girlie girl?
I'm not really either.
I'm more of a tomboy.
I'm totally a girlie girl.
I'm more of a manly man.

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On any given day, what would you be wearing at 6 p.m.?
Workout clothes
Pajamas
Work clothes
Lounging clothes
Which kind of movies do you prefer to binge watch?
Mystery
Romance
Documentaries
Thriller
Do you often play the lottery?
If the jackpot is huge, I'll play.
I never play the lottery.
I play the lottery every week.
I get a scratch-off ticket once in a while.

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Which of these things sounds like most fun?
A $10,000 shopping spree
A trip around the world
Living off grid
Hot-air ballooning
Do you have any pets?
Does my spouse count?
I have a couple of pets.
I have a goldfish.
I have a cat or dog.
How often do you read a religious text?
I read my Bible in church.
I look things up sometimes.
I read the scripture every day.
I never read religious texts.

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Do you cook or order takeout more often?
It's an even mix.
I order more takeout.
I love doing the cooking.
I use the microwave a lot.
Do you follow a strict daily routine, or do you wing it?
I take it as it comes.
I have a very strict routine.
I have a flexible routine.
I do what I want when I want.
How often do you look in the mirror?
I always look when I'm in the restroom.
I check my lipstick a lot.
I look when something feels out of place.
I look in the mirror when I get ready in the morning.

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Do you make sure to drink the recommended about of water per day?
I don't know how much that is.
I always get my eight cups in.
I always fall short.
I try, but it's a lot of water.
How quickly do you fall asleep when you go to bed?
I'm out when my head hits the pillow.
It takes me a long time to fall asleep.
If I'm stressed out, it takes a while.
It depends on how tired I am.
What is your current relationship status?
I love my cat!
It's complicated.
I'm loving the single life.
I'm hitched.

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How would you describe the state of your bedroom?
Cozy
Dumpster fire
Tidy
Spotless
Which room of your home do you spend the most time in?
Bedroom
Kitchen
Office
Garage
Do you ever donate your time to your community?
I'm too busy with work.
No, but I donate my old clothes.
I donate money more than my time.
I do donate a little of my time.

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Which of these things scares you the most?
Being alone
Failing
Going broke
Getting spinach in my teeth
What sort of place do you currently live?
Suburbs
City
Small town
Country
Which superpower would make your days easier?
The power of mind reading
The power of flight
The power to hypnotize
The power of super strength

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Do you spend a lot of time outdoors?
I wish I could!
I work outdoors.
I try to get some fresh air every day.
I'm usually found inside.
Are you currently wearing pants?
That's a little nosy!
I'm wearing leggings.
Yes, I'm wearing pants.
I am not wearing pants.
How much coffee do you need to get through a day?
A few pots of coffee
I don't drink coffee.
A cup or two
I prefer energy drinks.

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How do you feel after you watch the evening news?
I'm a little afraid for humanity.
I never watch it.
I always feel uplifted.
I guess I feel informed.
When do you shower during your day?
I shower in the morning.
I like to shower after work.
I shower a couple of times a day.
I don't shower every day.
Which of these virtues is most important to your way of living?
Respect
Courage
Loyalty
Compassion

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