Describe Your Perfect Christmas Vacation and We'll Guess Which Tree Ornament You Are!

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Describe Your Perfect Christmas Vacation and We'll Guess Which Tree Ornament You Are!
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About This Quiz

Almost everyone loves Christmas, but while some love to stay home, others love to travel. Tell us your preferences, and we'll help you identify the tree ornament that best represents you.
How far are you going?
All round the world
To the mountains
To the lake
To the foot of the garden
How much are you spending?
Over 10K
1K
$500
$300 or under
Who else is there?
My boo
My immediate family
My friends
Three dozen relatives

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How long is the break?
Ten days
Five days
Three days
Two weeks
What's for Christmas dinner?
Fine dining
A goose
A ham
Roast turkey and all the trimmings
Who's making the dinner?
A chef
My family
Me and my friends
I am.

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Who will clean up the cooking afterwards?
A waiter
My family members
All of us
I will, probably. Sigh.
Who is definitely not invited?
Everyone except me and my boo
Negative people
Horrible families who none of us like: we're here for our family of choice.
Everyone is invited.
What's the weather like?
Sunny and breezy
Very cold and snowy
Mild and pleasant
Probably cold and a little snowy

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What are you going to wear for Christmas?
Designer clothes
Regular sweater and corduroys
Comfy cashmere and Uggs
A novelty sweater and jeans
Did you bring the presents with you or are you shipping them to people's houses?
Bringing them back as souvenirs
Bringing them with
Mostly shipping, so that I don't have to go there.
A mix
Will you make the presents or buy them?
Buy them, of course.
Mostly buy
Mostly make
Make them, of course.

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What's your present-per-head budget?
Over $200
$40
$50
$25
Will lots of kids be there?
No, thank goodness.
Yes, a few.
Not yet!
Loads
Will you be around strangers at all?
Yes, but we probably won't speak to them!
Yes, other families in the area.
No, only good friends.
No, only extended family.

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Do you plan to roll New Year's and Christmas into one giant vacation?
Yes!
Just about
I can't afford to.
No
Will you be doing any work over the holiday?
Of course
A little
No, but I will check my email.
The holiday itself is a lot of work
How much jetlag is too much?
I don't get jetlag.
More than a couple hours is too much.
Ideally none.
Any is too much.

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Will you be expected to check in with the office?
Yes, daily.
No, it's closed.
Yes, once or twice.
Nope
Will you gain any weight?
Of course not.
Yes, darn it.
No, I'll be careful.
Naturally
Will you enjoy any romance?
Yes, that's the point.
If there's time.
Yes, it's all couples.
I doubt it.

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Will you see friends or just relatives?
Just my boo
Just the best relatives
Just friends
All the relatives and some friends
Do you like to keep it simple?
I like to keep it sophisticated.
If possible
Yes, please.
I like to keep it chaotic.
What are you drinking?
Sherry
Nog
Wine
Juice

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Do you actually like your family?
Nope
Yes, most
Not really
Yes, all
Do you plan to do any charity work?
LOL no
We might go caroling.
We will volunteer.
We will help out at our church.
Do you want to be out of touch with people on social media over the holidays?
No, half the point is to make them jealous with our pics.
Only colleagues
Yes, please.
No need, everyone I love will be there.

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Do you plan to go to church at all?
LOL no
Yes, once.
We might go to midnight mass.
We will go a few times altogether.
How much decoration will you put on the outside or your house?
None, as we are away.
A little, since it's fun and deters burglars.
A bunch, to get in the mood before we go.
A truly ridiculous amount.
How big is your Christmas tree going to be?
We will share the huge one at the hotel.
About 6'
About 4'
As big as we can squash into our stairwell.

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