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About This Quiz
Millennials and even Gen-Xers tend to make fun of Boomers for not knowing the slang of today ("Ghosting? Do you mean paranormal investigation?"). But the younger generations tend to forget that Boomers had a slang all their own, much of it associated with the hippies and flower children of the 1960s, and some of it with the Beatniks, who were the early Boomers of the 1950s.ÂÂ
Some of these expressions are evergreen, like "cool" or "square." Others, like "groovy," are showing their age. And some, like "quail hunting," you might not recognize at all. But Boomer slang helped the young of the '60s speak in a code that their parents and other authority figures couldn't follow ... which was important, because rarely has there been a generation gap so wide as that between the conservative "Silent Generation" that came of age in the 1940s, and their children, who sought to change the world in the 1960s.ÂÂ
Whatever generation you were born in, you're likely to know some of these classic phrases ... but others might stump you. Do you know what was measured in "lids" and "keys"? Do you know your "bread" from your "threads"? Don't be a drag -- come and test your knowledge of Boomer-speak with our quiz!ÂÂ
If you bought new "threads," what did you purchase?
books
clothes
This one probably wasn't too difficult to guess. "Threads" is still used to mean clothing.
saffron
tires
To run naked through a public event was called _______.
dashing
loping
open-airing
streaking
This was sometimes done as a political protest. This makes us think of Mel Gibson's line in "Signs": "I know you're trying to make a point. I just don't know what it is."
Which of these is a synonym for "go to sleep"?
bang out
crash
"Crash" means to go to bed and promptly go to sleep. Because of this, it's also a term for staying at somebody's house, because the key part of being a guest is that you're sleeping there, not just dropping by for a visit.
lie low
string out
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If you've had a good time, you've had a _____.
bomb
gas
Nowadays, "gas" has unpleasant associations. But back in the day, it meant to have a good time.
affair
tulip
What would a Baby Boomer be most likely to "bum"?
a cigarette
The classic term was "bumming a smoke." The latter, of course, meant "cigarette."
a "feel"
a home
an experience
If you were in need of money, you needed ______.
argent
bread
"Bread" is one of many slang terms for money. "Argent," meaning "silver," is French slang for money.
ink
hair
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In the Boomers' heyday, where would you wear thongs?
as underwear/panties
on your ring finger
your wrists
your feet
"Thongs" were what millennials now call "flip flops" and Hawaiians call "rubber slippers." Meanwhile, a "thong" now is a very brief undergarment, worn under revealing clothing so as to not make a visible panty line.
A cool person was "a joker, a smoker, a midnight _______."
coker
poker
stoker
toker
To "toke" was to have a drag on a marijuana cigarette. The line above is, of course, from the song, "The Joker," by The Steve Miller Band.
The classic Boomer term for "talk," especially meaningfully, was to ___.
conversate
touch base
parley
rap
Naturally, this term was adopted by parents and teachers trying to get through to their kids. Example: "You know I'm always available if you want to rap, Johnny."
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Which of these words for marijuana was NOT in use in the Boomers' day?
chronic
"Chronic" arose in the late-Generation-X to early-millennial days. It started out to mean strong marijuana, but has become more general.
grass
weed
Mary Jane
Ditching from the car, running around it and getting back in was a Chinese ________.
50-meter dash
fire drill
Apparently this passed for great fun in the '60s. (Also, on behalf of our Boomer forebears, we apologize to all Chinese people about the name).
smoke break
roll call
What would a Baby Boomer "cop"?
a meal
a "feel"
"Cop a feel" meant to touch a girl in a sneaky way, without literal or implied consent. Well, *usually* the aggressor was a guy and the recipient a girl, but we suppose there were exceptions!
a book
an exam
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A "head" was somebody who liked to ______.
stay up late
sleep
solve difficult problems
use drugs, often psychedelics
Our favorite use of this word comes from Stephen King, who candidly said in an interview, "I was a head in the '60s. I don't mean I was ahead of everybody else; I was a HEAD."
If you needed to leave quickly, you had to "bug out" or beat _____.
air
feet
"Bug out" got its start as military slang and spread to the general population. Nowadays you also hear "bang out," from the military term to eject from a fighter jet or flee a situation going downhill.
the road
the trails
"Cat" was a term that simply meant _____.
dude or guy
"Cat" just meant a male person. But it was strongly implied that he was young and hip.
girl or chick
police officer
feline
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If you "dug" something, you ____ it.
understood
liked
made
both #1 and #2
"You dig?" was the classic way to ask someone if they followed what you were saying. But you could also say that you "dug" the philosophy of Epicurus.
An uncool person might have been called a ______.
kitten
grommet
rectangle
square
For maximum effect, you'd draw a square in the air with two fingers. It was the Boomer equivalent of holding a thumb-and-forefinger "L" in front of your forehead.
Losing one's cool was knowing as flipping one's _____.
cat
hat
ride
wig
If Bart Simpson had been a Boomer, he might have said, "Don't flip your wig, man!" (Instead, of course, of "Don't have a cow!")
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If something was "boss," what was it?
awesome
"Boss" was still around in the early 1980s, as evidenced by the cult novel, "The Grounding of Group Six." One character decides he has met a "boss chick" at boarding school.
authoritarian
a drag
very tall
What would you do at the submarine races?
watch submarines race, of course
take a nap
make out
Of course, you can't really watch submarines race (if there was such a thing), they're underwater. So inviting a girl to the submarine races was a way to invite her to park by a body of water and make out.
swim
Number 1 rule at Boomer parties: Don't _______ the joint!
bogart
To hold onto a marijuana cigarette long after you should have passed it on was called "bogarting." Why? Because in his movies, Humphrey Bogart often had a cigarette clamped in his mouth, for long periods of time.
grant
gable
lose
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A well-built girl was known as what kind of house?
a brick house
This expression was immortalized by the Commodores song of the same name. "Thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six/What a winning hand!"
a full house
a three-story house
a new house
After a drug high is over, you _________.
come down
"Coming down" is the classic expression for the feeling of drugs wearing off. It's the equivalent of "sobering up" for alcohol.
glow out
bum out
buy more drugs
"Chrome dome" was a popular insult for a ______.
bald man
Boomer fun: Yell, "Hey, chrome dome!" at your bald principal or teacher and then hide in the bushes. (Seriously, had fun not been invented yet?)
bad architect
person with an uncool car
ugly person
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What was an "acid test"?
a check to see if drugs were pure
a group experiment with psychedelics
In the 1960s, most drug users believed that group use led to more profound experiences. The term "acid test" was immortalized by the book, "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test."
a check to see if dollar bills were tainted with acid
dropping hints to find out if a new friend used psychedelics
A psychological block or a neurosis was known as a ______.
grey area
hangup
"Hangups" were the hallmark of the older generation. The holy grail of enlightenment was to have no hangups at all.
millstone
ravine
A person with hangups might also have been described as _________.
groovy
hard up
uptight
Your parents and other authority figures were uptight. You and your friends were "laid back."
zoned out
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The phrase "Sock it to me!" was popularized by which show?
American Bandstand
Laugh-In
The full name of the show was "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In." Its name was a homage to the "be-ins" and "love-ins" of the '60s.
The Phil Donahue Show
The Tonight Show
The person from whom a Boomer bought drugs was a ________.
drummer
guru
pusher
The term "pusher" is slightly derogatory, suggesting the person influences others to use drugs, getting people turned on to them, in order to ensure regular "customers." It's mostly been replaced by the less loaded term "dealer."
driver
Carl Jung's concept of _________ was important to the Boomers.
the "ubermensch"
the universal principle
randomnness
synchronicity
Synchronicity is a relationship between two seemingly unrelated things, or two people having the same thought at the same time without contact with each other. It's hard to explain succinctly, but you can find good summaries of Jung's idea online.
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If you're smoking a "_______," you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
core
bird
roach
A roach was the very butt of a joint, smoked down to the end. You could re-light one if you were desperate.
spider
A person who worked as a dishwasher was a _________.
rubber glover
no-count
pearl diver
Yup, "pearl diving" sounds like an exotic sex practice, but it was just washing dishes for pay. At least, according to the Beatniks, those early forerunners of the hippies.
sink jockey
"Keys" and "lids" measured what?
drugs
"Key" was simply short for "kilogram" (which is, frankly, a lot of any kind of drug). A "lid" was an ounce bag of marijuana.
farmland
sexual attitudes
water
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A "yard" was a __________.
jail cell
gram of LSD
tall person
thousand dollars
You don't hear this one much anymore. It's been replaced by "large" or "a K."
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