Dress Someone of the Opposite Sex and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status

By: Erica Sklar
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Dress Someone of the Opposite Sex and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status
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About This Quiz

How well do you know what the opposite sex wears to a soiree, a beach vacation, or a first date? You might be surprised at what your style says about your relationship status.

Your fashion sense says so much about you, whether you're always making suggestions of hot kicks for your friends or designing your own wardrobe. But can it say so much that your relationship status is a giveaway? Style is subjective, but what it says about you might be more scientific than you think. Do you remember what your sweetie wore on that first date, or did it fade into the background as their personality made a bigger impact? How much does style impact the way you view dating - do you do the shopping in your partnership, or do you expect them to buy for you? Are you an accessory maven, or are you trying too hard to stick out of the crowd?

This quiz will help you learn which parts of your style are envied by everyone around you, and what you might want to think twice about before you buy. Learn more about classic style, the importance of accessories, and whether you should build a future of dressing the opposite sex or keep working on your own wardrobe before you head into somebody else's closet. 


On your first date, it's dinner and drinks. How do you dress them to impress?
Stay hip: patterned top, wool beanie, and prepared to order the most obscure cocktail on the menu.
Jeans, a t-shirt, blazer. Maybe a flashy pocket square, necklace, or another cool accessory.
A button-down and leather jacket never go out of style.
It's good for people to see a lot of personality upfront, and who knows, maybe there'll be dancing later. Bold colors and patterns are everything.
What's the best item to bring on a beach vacation?
Guayabera tops and Bermuda shorts, all the way
Bathing suits galore! One for every day!
A trusty blend of linen and cotton for post-beach outing
Who doesn't look good in a sarong?
What is the most stylish hiking outfit?
T-shirt with an obscure micro-brew to go with all the other top-notch gear.
Good boots and a short that shows off calves, definitely.
Actually, functionality is key on a hike: quick-drying pants with lots of pockets are crucial.
Hiking? To a hot spring? People go all natural in hot springs, right?

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Winter coats: what's the best choice?
Puffy coats in a solid color, for sure
Something that's warm without giving up style: a waterproof trench, for example.
Down parka, knee-length, with thumb holes
There's no best choice: you need options for all types of winter weather!
Is there such a thing as a functional sandal?
Have you not heard of Chaco?
Birkenstocks mold to your feet and are wearable almost anywhere!
Sandals aren't always meant to be functional, but mules are great on everyone.
Nope, but flip-flops look cute on everyone.
What color basic tee?
Royal blue: let people know that basic doesn't have to be boring.
White: classic without being pretentious
Black. Always.
Can I choose striped?

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Denim cuts matter. What's your preferred cut?
Skinny! Is this even a question?
The bell is coming back.
Straight-leg, mid-rise, dark wash
Cutoffs, of course. Show off those great legs!
What hat is the best hat?
Wool, neutral color, probably from a lost and found somewhere.
A great haircut is way better than a hat, but if you must, a sports team is probably the way to go to show off your personality.
A stylish fedora with an otherwise simple outfit goes a long way.
Trucker, with my own screen-printed image on it.
What do you wear to a black-tie wedding?
Can I be busy that day?
Borrow something or splurge on something you'll be able to wear every time!
Classic black
Everyone else is going to look the same, so try a bold color like orange or yellow and show people you're not afraid to be different.

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What pattern do you buy?
Chevron
Polka dots - small ones, though
Stripes: vertical on pants, horizontal on tops
Cats, glasses, bikes - or all three!
Glasses aren't just for vision, they're for fashion! What frames do you prefer on the opposite sex?
Something a little different, like a two-toned frame or a bright red
Black wayfarers are sexy on everyone.
Clear frames really show off other facial features without compromising style.
Frame shape is key here: go for a cat eye or a John Lennon.
If not jeans, then...
Dickies
What? Jeans.
Athleisure, especially joggers
Who wears jeans? Patterned leggings, thrift-store finds, anything but jeans!

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Time for a workout! What do you put them in?
A t-shirt of a great band that's now broken up, probably.
A great deal from a great brand because working out isn't where you want to skimp and end up with see-through pants.
What you wear matters, but what you do matters more. Build a workout routine together, and the outfit will fall into place.
Get ready to go out! My workout happens on the dance floor.
Sweater weather has arrived - cable knit or not so much?
Definitely not. Grandpa sweaters are the way to go.
Oh yeah. Solid color cable knit.
Sure, but let's not overdo it.
Cable knit is cool, as long as it has some modern touches.
What kind of jewelry do you throw in the mix?
Limited, but involving leather
Simple and silver
Wedding rings, bangles or watches, bold accent pieces
Costume jewelry!

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What's good to wear at bedtime?
Whatever's around.
It's good to have a few *special* pieces waiting in the wings.
Matching tops and bottoms, flannel in winter, cotton in summer
Nothing, of course
What sneaker is the perfect sneaker?
Chuck Taylor
New Balance
Nike
Vans
What haircut do you want the opposite sex to have?
A little shaggy, but it's styled that way.
Something classic and cool
Edgy haircuts paired with classic looks
Changing all the time, because it's just hair!

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How do we feel about hair dye?
Nah, natural all the way
Cover up those grays!
Tasteful colors only
It's only hair!
Tie-dye: yes or no?
Oh, no
Um, maybe just one piece? Like a tank top? On a summer day?
No
Sure, why not?
Are you into someone of the opposite sex wearing vests?
A good vest is a great thing, especially if it has a retro look.
No to sweater vests, yes to puffy vests
Rarely
Vests make excellent additions to a wardrobe.

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Those pants are too big! What belt is the way to go?
Flag pattern, all the way. or whales. Or plain canvass military-store style.
Leather, probably brown
Try a braided belt for something different but still tasteful.
Glitter!
What kind of phone case do you want to see?
None. No case shows how careful you can be with a delicate object.
Something that looks pretty new and shows you take good care of your valuables.
Something that matches everything in your wardrobe without drawing attention to itself.
Get ten and change them out every few days so you don't start to seem predictable.
Gloves, mittens, or withstand the cold?
Fingerless gloves
Gloves, but the ones with special texting fingers.
Soft leather gloves, with luxurious lining
Mittens!

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What's under all that?
Simple and solid
Cheeky, and I mean that.
Something that hugs you in all the right places.
Variety is the *spice* of life, amirite?
What's on your printed tee?
A bar nobody's ever been to.
A sports team
A race we ran together.
A witty pun
Cosmetics can help or hurt. What do you say?
Minimal, and only to accentuate what's already there.
A little color never hurt anybody!
Basic grooming and cosmetics are good for your skin and beyond!
Oh yes. In fact, you can find my makeup tutorials online.

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What's that thing around your neck?
It's an ascot? Oh, you've never seen one?
It's a bow-tie, perfectly knotted.
It's a necktie, in black.
It's a bolo! I found it at an estate sale!
What socks are everyday socks?
Athletic socks do the trick. Nobody sees your socks, right?
Black trouser socks
Patterned trousers: try argyle with a solid pant.
Something that reminds you of who you are! Animal patterns, cacti, carpe diem! I have socks that say that, in fact.
How do you feel about earrings?
Sure, earrings are cool.
Diamonds are forever.
Simple or not at all
Mismatched, with a few piercings, and something that really elevates your style.

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