Dude: How Chill Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Dude: How Chill Are You?
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About This Quiz

Lots of people try and act chill, but only a few genuine radical people truly are. So what do you think dude, are you chill, or are you just fronting?
How would you feel if you were caught outside in a massive thunderstorm?
That would be awful.
Yuck, I hate getting wet.
Whatever, that isn't that bad.
That sounds awesome.
How do you react if someone gets in your face and yells at you?
I drop them with a roundhouse kick.
I yell right back.
I walk away.
I don't react, no reason to let someone bother me.
How easy is it to harsh your mellow?
I don't know what that means.
Pretty easy.
Not very easy.
It's impossible.

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Do you think it would be cool to live on a boat?
No way.
Not really.
Maybe for a week or so.
Yeah, that would be awesome.
Do you plan out the future?
Of course.
I try to.
Sort of.
No, there is no point in that.
How often do you say "dude?"
Never.
I only say it as a joke.
Sometimes.
I say it all the time.

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Do people say you need to relax?
Yeah I get that all the time.
Sometimes.
Not usually.
Not ever.
How do you react if someone flips you off in traffic?
I try and mess with them with my driving.
I flip them off back.
I ignore them.
I smile and wave.
Do you freak out when you lose your phone?
Of course I do.
Kind of.
Maybe a little.
Not at all.

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How long could you last at a house in the woods that didn't have electricity or Internet?
Maybe a few hours.
A day.
A week.
Months.
Do you ever try and pick out the best piece of pizza before others do?
Well yeah.
I have done that sometimes.
Not often, but yes.
No, I don't think about things like that.
Do people say you talk like you are from California?
No.
I don't think so.
I have heard that before.
Totally.

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How often do you argue?
All the time, it is important to have my voice heard.
Sometimes.
Not very often.
I never do.
Your best friend talked behind your back, what do you do?
Seek revenge.
Stop hanging out with them.
Talk to them about how it hurt me.
Nothing, that stuff doesn't bother me.
Are you afraid of certain animals or reptiles?
Yeah, I hate snakes.
Yeah, who wouldn't be?
Maybe a little.
No, all animals are cool.

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Do you get upset at people that have different political views than you?
Well yeah, everyone does.
Sometimes.
Not usually, but sometimes I can't help it.
No, I don't care what other people believe.
Someone broke into your house and robbed you, how do you feel?
Angry.
Afraid.
Depressed.
I am fine. It's just stuff.
Have you ever been down to your last five bucks?
No, are you kidding me?
No, I manage my money well.
No, but I have been kind of broke before.
Yeah I have.

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How would it feel if you were down to your last five bucks?
I'd be terrified.
I'd be upset.
I'd be full of anxiety.
I'd be fine.
Do you meditate?
No.
I have tried but it is hard for me to do.
I do sometimes.
I do every day.
Do you ever feel like you have bad luck?
Yes, all the time.
Sometimes.
Not usually.
No, I always feel lucky.

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Would you go to the store and get coffee in your pajamas?
No way I would feel stupid.
Not likely.
I might if I were in the right mood.
Of course, why not?
What do you think of "The Big Lebowski?"
I don't know what it is.
I don't like it much.
It is pretty good.
It is awesome.
How often do you yell?
Often.
Sometimes.
Hardly ever.
Pretty much never.

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What word might your friends use to describe you?
Intense.
Driven.
Kind.
Zen.
Have you ever thought of joining the military?
I am a veteran.
I have thought of it, yes.
Maybe once or twice.
No way.
Does waiting in line bother you?
Yeah, no one likes that.
A little.
Not really.
No, it is just time to chill out.

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You don't feel well, what do you think about it?
I think I am going to die.
I think I might need to see a doctor.
I figure it will pass.
I just think positively and know I will be better soon.
How well do you get along with your parents?
Not well at all.
Okay.
Pretty well.
Very well.
What do you do when you see a famous person?
I get super excited.
I go up and try and get a photo with them.
I try to play it cool.
I ignore them.

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