Which Muppet Matches Your Personality?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which Muppet Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

The curtain pulls away, and Henson's comedic cast of characters takes the stage once again. They are sure to make us laugh a bunch, and there will likely be a moment that will tug at our heartstrings as well. With all the many character choices available in the Muppet universe, let's find out which one is a perfect fit for who you truly are.

Are you an aspiring comedian who struggles to find the right punchline to get the laughs? If you have big dreams of making it as the next big stand-up act, but your struggling to simply avoid getting booed off the stage, Fozzie Bear seems like he would be a perfect match for you.

Maybe you identify more as the sane person who is trying to keep things organized and functioning amid a cast of crazy characters. If you find yourself in a leadership position, but you're not exactly sure if you have the courage or patience to get the job done, Kermit the Frog might just be the one for you.

On the other hand, maybe you're a total diva, someone with a tendency to lose your temper if things aren't going just as you like. If you've also been known to use a little karate chop with a "hi-ya" for emphasis when confronted with a dangerous situation, then it seems clear that Miss Piggy is your match.

"It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights. It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight."

Is it easy being you?
It's really not.
I do have to deal with a lot of fools, but I am pretty amazing.
Not really, I always seem to be struggling.
I do better than you might expect.
In a relationship, are you more dominating or submissive?
I'm very submissive. Whatever my darling wants.
It's been so long since I was in a relationship that I'm not even sure.
I'm the dominant one.
I suppose that I'm somewhere in the middle.
Do you play any instruments?
I don't play anything.
I can play a little piano.
I play the banjo.
I've always wanted to take up an instrument, but I haven't yet.

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Are you more of a leader or a follower?
I try to be a leader, but people are pretty maddening.
It depends on the situation, but I do tend to follow more.
I'm definitely more of a follower.
I'm just going to go my own way. Deal with it.
Which color looks best on you?
Orange.
Pink.
Purple.
Green.
Are you more soft-spoken or loud?
I just know that people tell me to be quiet a lot.
I tend to be more soft spoken, until I lose my cool.
I tend to be pretty boisterous, until my feelings get hurt.
I'm pretty loud.

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How do you prefer to get around?
Bicycle.
Motorcycle.
Car.
Flying.
Of the following, which guest star on "The Muppet Show" was your favorite?
Chewbacca.
Steve Martin.
Diana Ross.
John Denver.
Would you consider yourself to be a diva?
Absolutely.
I wish. I'm more like a don't-va, get it?
No, but I'm surrounded by them.
I'm not one, but I can't help but be attracted to them.

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Are you high or low-maintenance?
I'm very easy to please.
I have my moments of drama, but I'm generally pretty easy going.
I guess I have some peculiar tastes. Does that make me high-maintenance?
People say that I'm high-maintenance, but I just know what I like.
Would you say that you have a short temper?
I usually just laugh things off.
Yes, I can go off at any moment.
I can get mad, but it's pretty rare.
It takes a lot to make me upset, but those around me love to push me to that place.
Do you know any martial arts?
I'm studying a martial art right now, but I'm just a beginner.
I'm more of the peaceful type.
No, but it's good to be friends with someone who knows how to defend themselves.
I know karate, hi-ya!

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How likely are you to be the one to bravely save the day?
I suppose it's possible, but I sure hope someone else does the brave stuff.
Yep, that's what I do.
I might tell a joke to lighten the mood, but that's about it.
You never know. I have surprising talents, and I'm very brave.
Which best describes your fashion sense?
Unusual.
Second-hand.
Cutting edge.
Casual.
Are you more of a lover or a fighter?
I'm pretty equally both.
I'm neither of those, to be honest.
I'm definitely more of a lover.
I try to be a lover, but it generally doesn't go so well.

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How would you describe your sense of humor?
Dry.
Silly.
Weird.
Sexy.
Are you good at telling jokes?
I think I am, but it's pretty common for the punch line to flop.
No, that's not something I do.
I'm hilarious, but I wish they were laughing with me, not at me.
I don't do it often, but they are pretty funny when I do.
How successful have you been in life so far?
Honestly, I think I've exceeded everyone's expectations of me.
I do alright, but it does feel like a lot of work most of the time.
It's been a struggle.
I'm a star!

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Are you more of an optimist or a pessimist?
I tend to be pretty pessimistic.
Things are going to work out fine.
I try to be hopeful, but I always seem to get kicked in the teeth.
I have set my expectations a lot lower in my life.
Are you neat and organized or a total slob?
I really have no idea where anything is. My life is a total mess.
I have to admit that I'm a bit of a slob.
I do my thing and let others deal with the mess.
I'm very neat and organized.
Which member of "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem" do you like the most?
Janice.
Dr. Teeth.
Zoot.
Animal.

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Which Muppet movie do you like the most?
"The Muppet Movie".
"The Muppets Take Manhattan".
"Muppets from Space".
"The Great Muppet Caper".
How weird are you?
I guess I have some weird tendencies.
It's weird how amazing I am.
I'm totally out there, man.
I'm about as normal as they come.
Would you say that you have a big heart?
It gets broken a lot, but I do have a huge heart.
I do have a big heart, but I protect it well.
I'm a sweet person who always gives my all.
I try to keep my heart out of things.

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Is loyalty one of your character traits?
I am loyal to those who have shown me their friendship.
Not at all. What have you done for me lately?
I'm only loyal to those I can really trust.
I am loyal to the very end.
Could you see yourself performing for the circus?
That's what I'm doing now.
Yeah. If things don't improve around here, that's where I'm going.
No, I'm not a freak show.
I'd rather not. That seems a little too risky for me.
Do you ever feel like an outcast?
Never, I'm admired by all.
I wouldn't go that far, but I do feel like a bit of an outsider sometimes.
Not really. I'm blessed with all the many friendships that I have.
Yeah, I generally do feel that way.

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Do you enjoy flying?
I prefer to have my feet planted firmly on the ground.
I'm a little afraid of flying.
It's one of my favorite things.
Yeah, it's way faster than driving.
Does the label "hopeless romantic" fit you?
When it comes to love, I'm definitely relating to the "hopeless" part.
I think I'm much more practical than that.
Yeah, I often get swept away.
I definitely do have a romantic streak in me.
Have you been known to take things way to literally before?
Yeah, that is definitely a problem that I have.
No, I'm smart enough to know what a figure of speech is.
It has happened before, but it's rare.
People know to mean what they say around me.

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