Fill In the Blanks and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Fill In the Blanks and We'll Guess How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

Kinky is as kinky does! At least, kinky is either something you're born with or something you develop a taste for as you get older. No matter when you caught the flavor for offbeat bedroom antics, we'll know how kinky you are after this quiz! All you have to do is fill in a few words.

Living out your fantasies has become easier than ever before. Apps like Tinder and a more open mindset have made getting busy a more casual affair than it ever has been in the past. During this quiz, we are going to measure up your kinky leanings based on the way you fill in a few blanks. 

When you see the sentence we give you, there will be a word or a phrase left out. Read each one of the options out oud before you decide which one suits you best. After you get select enough of the possibilities that sum you up, our magic kink-o-meter will do the rest of the job. 

Are you so kinky you should come with a disclaimer, or are you just feeling out your options? Any questions you have will be put to bed. But you probably already know all about going to bed, don't you? 

alone in bedroom
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When I'm alone in the bedroom, I'm usually ______.
Watching a movie
You know ...
Sound asleep
Cleaning something
against my skin
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I like the way your ______ feels against my skin.
Sheets
Lips
Skin
Fingers
swinger's party
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I didn't realize I was going to a swinger's party. Now, that I'm here, I'm going to ______.
Throw my keys in the bowl
Love every second
Try to find the exit
Observe this first time

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kisses
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The best kind of kisses are kisses that are ______.
Heartfelt
Passionate
Sloppy
Sweet
safe word
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I think that ______ is the perfect safe word for most any situation.
Cantaloupe
Butterfly
Basket
Stop
look at my body
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When you look at my body, you will fall in love with my ______.
Abs
Buns
Smile
Legs

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I love it when
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I love it when my sexual partners ______.
Convince me to do something new
Go home afterward
Recommend me to their friends
Tell me how great it was
Which Australian Animal Is Your Spirit Animal?
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In the bedroom, my spirit animal would be a ______.
Bunny
Stud
Hummingbird
Sloth
how long
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It's been ______ since the last time I got busy with someone.
A few days
A few hours
A few months
At least a year

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nothing sexier than
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To me, there's nothing sexier than _______.
Maturity
A sense of adventure
Confidence
An imagination
attracted to someone
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I usually know that I'm attracted to someone when _______
I get shy around them.
I can't stop thinking about them.
I find reasons to be near them.
It's a little too late.
stars
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If I had to rate my bedroom experiences, I would give myself ______ stars.
Four
55
Five
Three

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threesome
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My best friend and their partner want to have a threesome. I think I'll _______.
Need some time to think about it
Dive right in
Decline the offer
Die of embarrassment
porn
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Some people don't like porn, but I think it's _______.
Their business
A life necessity
Totally disgusting
Good for certain occasions
roll in the hay
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After a good roll in the hay, I like to ______.
Take a nap
Have another roll in the hay
Make a sandwich
Talk about my feelings

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give or receive
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They say it's better to give than to receive, but I prefer to ______.
Receive
Take turns doing both
Give
Keep it to myself
in the sack
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Any of my former lovers would tell you that I'm ______ in the sack.
Aggressive
Wild
Attentive
Shy
fantasies
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At least one of my fantasies involves a ______.
Riding crop
Bottle of chocolate syrup
Coworker
Banana

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toy store
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Let's go shopping at the adult toy store! I really need a new ______.
Teddy
Set of handcuffs
Toy
Adult video
watch
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Some people like to watch. I prefer to _______.
Keep private things private
Watch and be watched
Do the watching
Put on a show
in the bedroom
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When it comes down to it, I'm the more _______ person in the bedroom.
Submissive
Dominant
Flexible
Sheepish

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spanked
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Being spanked is my idea of ______.
Hell
Fun
Weird
A dream come true
kitchen item
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The only kitchen item that belongs in the bedroom is ______.
Whipped cream
A wooden spoon
An ice cube
My vegetable steamer — don't ask.
in the mood
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Nothing puts me in the mood like _______.
A little flirting
A hot body
A little innuendo
A steamy sex scene in a movie

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candlelit dinners
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Candlelit dinners are the kind of thing that I _______.
Try to avoid
Use to get what I want
Find old fashioned
Wish my partner would do
I think with my
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Anyone who knows me will tell you that I think with my ______.
Heart
Sex drive
Stomach
Head
nudist beach
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If I were at a nudist beach, I would feel extremely ______.
Uncomfortable
Turned on
Awkward
Blinded

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strip club
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I would never _____ at a strip club.
Anger the bouncer
Forget my singles
Dance
Be caught dead
lost my virginity
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I lost my virginity when I was _______.
Older than most
Really young
In high school
Married
polyamory
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I think that polyamory is _______.
Good for some
A great idea
A little odd
Blasphemous

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