Friends: who said it?

By: Kelly Scott
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4 min
Friends: who said it?
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About This Quiz

"PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!" No matter how many times you've watched this scene, you know there's no chance that couch is going up the steps! If you were around during the 1990s and 2000s, you're definitely aware of the lives and antics of Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross. 

In 1994, NBC premiered one of their most successful shows to date "Friends." Following a group of 20-somethings in New York City, the sitcom focused on their hectic professional and personal lives.

While the plot might've had you captivated, it was the quotes that left you laughing in your seat. Just how much further was that couch going to PIVOT up the stairs? Who shocked us all when they announced: "I got off the plane?" Who taught you that true love occurs with lobsters? For those of you easily rattling off the answers, it seems that this quiz might've met its match!

After ten seasons, "Friends" said goodbye to Monica's apartment and the world. With over 230 episodes, the characters seem always to come alive, and they certainly do with this quiz!

Do you have the 'unagi' to pass this quiz or will you go running to Yemen in fright? Let's find out if your memory will "be there for you" as you master this quiz!

Who said this memorable line: "The fridge broke so I had to eat everything."
Monica
Joey
In season 6's "The One With Joey's Fridge" Joey's refrigerator breaks down, so he tries to manipulate his friends into paying for part of it. Plus he has to eat all those perishables by himself.
Richard Burke
Chandler
Who said this memorable line: "Chandler, in all my life... I never thought I would be so lucky... as to ... fall in love with my best ... my best ... There's a reason why girls don't do this!"
Monica
In the final episode of season 6, "The One With The Proposal Part 2," Chandler has campaigned to convince Monica he never wants to get married in order to make his planned proposal a surprise. The two finally get engaged after Monica takes things into her own hands by proposing to him but is too emotional, so Chandler rescues her with a perfect proposal.
Rachel
Phoebe
Chandler
Who said this memorable line: "If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches."
Chandler
Phoebe
Phoebe says this line to Rachel and Monica as she holds their ears in season 2's "The One After The Superbowl Part 2" when Monica and Rachel have been fighting over Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Joey
Monica

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Who said this memorable line: "PIVOT!"
Rachel
Chandler
Ross
Ross yells this in season 5 "The One with the Cop" when Chandler and Rachel are trying to help Ross get his new sofa into his apartment.
Monica
Who said this memorable line: "Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!"
Chandler
Ross
Joey
In season 10's "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught" the gang is sitting on the couch in Central Perk as Monica inhales a delicious chunk of cake. Monica answers, quickly, that she'd give up sex, Ross says he'd give up food, (but remarks it's a "Sophie's Choice" to make him decide between sex or dinosaurs), and Joey has this line as a ​response when Rachel asks him.
Who said this memorable line: "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving... and then I can't think of a good word for right here."
Phoebe
Joey
In season 7, Monica and Chandler ask Joey to officiate at their wedding and he says this great line to them as he's writing his speech.
Ross
Frank Buffay Jr

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Who said this memorable line: "All right. Umm, you could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2... a 1, 2, 3, a 3, a 5, a 4... a 3, 2, 2, a 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4 ... 2, 2, 4, 7, 5, 7, 6, 7... 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7!"
Rachel
Monica
Chandler asks Monica and Rachel for some advice in season 4's "The One With Phoebe's Uterus" because he is nervous about being intimate with Kathy since she used to be Joey's girlfriend. Kathy is very grateful to Monica and Rachel for their excellent advice.
Phoebe
Who said this memorable line: "I got off the plane."
Phoebe
Carol
Monica
Rachel
This is from the season finale, "The Last One Part 2" after Ross had poured out his heart to Rachel, but she leaves anyway. When Ross arrives home, a few minutes later, Rachel shows up, having realized she loves him, too.
Who said this memorable line: "Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes??"
Chandler
Monica
Joey
This classic Friends line happens in season 3's "The One Where No One's Ready:" Ross has an important night but no one else is ready to go. Joey and Chandler fight about chairs and clothes. Joey spills hummus on Phoebe's dress. Monica hears an old message from Richard and thinks that it might be new; she leaves him a message which she then tries to erase, but just makes it worse. Rachel can't decide what to wear; Ross gets angry and Rachel decides not to go... unless he drinks the fat.
Phoebe

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Who said this memorable line: "I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."
Ross
Monica's larger size was a running joke throughout the series, and of course, Ross, ripped this zinger.
Chandler
Jack Gellar
Judy Gellar
Who said this memorable line: "My sister's gonna have my baby!"
Phoebe
Frank Buffay Jr.
Phoebe's brother Frank says this line during season 4's "The One With The Embryos" after Phoebe emerges from the bathroom after taking a pregnancy test and informs them that the fertilization "took."
Ross
Joey
Who said this memorable line: "I thought it'd be great, you know? Have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."
Phoebe
Chandler
Monica
Joey
Joey shares his thoughts on living alone.

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Who said this memorable line: "Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"
Rachel
In season 4's "The One With The Jellyfish" Rachel shouts this line at Ross as they fight after he fell asleep reading her letter... and then it's Chandler that replies, "I knew it!!"
Monica
Phoebe
Who said this memorable line: "Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Rachel
Joey
This line is from season 7's "The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs." When Rachel invites Tag over for Thanksgiving dinner because he's depressed after breaking up with his girlfriend, Rachel has to decide whether to comfort him as a friend or to make a move. Joey helps Rachel out with this classic Joey comment.
Phoebe
Chandler
Who said this memorable line: "That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"
Joey
Joey says this line in season 4's first episode, "The One With The Jellyfish" after Monica gets stung by a jellyfish and Joey remembers that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away.
Phoebe
Rachel
Ross

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Who said this memorable line: "She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!"
Monica
Joey
Phoebe
One of everyone's favorite episodes, in season 2 "The One With The Prom Video" Rachel forgives Ross for "the list" and kisses him passionately after the gang watches an old video of her and Monica getting ready for their senior prom. Phoebe says this line towards the end of the episode, reinforcing her lobster theory from earlier on.
Chandler
Who said this memorable line: "What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday parties?"
Joey
Rachel
Ross
Chandler
In season 2's "The One With The Baby On The Bus" Chandler and Joey take care of Ben for the day, but accidentally leave him on a city bus while meeting women. They retrieve him from Human Services, but are a little unsure whether they've got the right baby.
Who said this memorable line: "All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference."
Phoebe
Rachel
Chandler
This is a classic Chandler line, from the pilot episode of the series, "The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate" or "The One Where It All Began."
Ross

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Who said this memorable line: "Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree. Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls."
Phoebe
Phoebe says this in season 2's "The One With Phoebe's Dad" when the gang celebrates Christmas.
Chandler
Rachel
Joey
Who said this memorable line: "Gum would be perfection."
Ross
Phoebe
Rachel
Chandler
This line is all the way back from season 1's "The One With The Blackout," said by Chandler to Jill Goodacre when she offers him gum while they are trapped in an ATM vestibule during a New York City blackout.
Who said this memorable line: "Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."
Gunther
The gang struggles throughout the episode with Phoebe's boyfriend Roberts shorts being a little too revealing ... but Gunther lets him know with this well-placed line to take care of his business.
Chandler
Ross
Joey

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Who said this memorable line: "Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, lives in a box!"
Joey
Monica
Monica rips out this memorable line in season 4's "The One With Chandler In A Box" where Chandler tries to make up with Joey by spending most of Thanksgiving in a box.
Gunther
Frank Buffay Jr
Who said this memorable line: "He's a transponster!"
Monica
Chandler
Rachel
Rachel hollers this out during the gang's trivia game in answer to the question, "What is Chandler Bing's job?" The trivia game show was emceed by Ross to settle their bet that Monica and Rachel know Chandler and Joey better than the guys know them - the stakes are high: If the girls win, the chick and the duck have to go. If the guys win, they get the girls' apartment.
Joey
Who said this memorable line: "But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed."
Joey
Joey says this in season 2's "The One Where Joey Moves Out" to Chandler when they are discussing the pros and cons of sharing a toothbrush. Joey wants to know why they can share the same bar of soap but not a toothbrush, and Chandler tells him it's because soap is self-cleaning... then Joey replies with this eye-opening zinger.
Chandler
Monica
Rachel

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Who said this memorable line: "Every day is lesbian lover day!"
Ross
Ross says this line in season 1's "The One With The Birth" when Carol gives birth to Ross's son Ben, who is named after Phoebe.
Monica
Chandler
Rachel
Who said this memorable line about the Miami Vice sountrack: "They were just giving it away at the mall... in exchange for money."
Joey
Rachel
Chandler
Chandler says this to Monica in season 8's "The One With The Tea Leaves" when Monica discovers that Chandler doesn't put the CDs back in the right cases and a project to organize them is undertaken.
Monica
Who said this memorable line: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
Joey
Chandler
Rachel
Rachel says this to Ross in season 2's "The One Where Eddie Won't Go" after Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe read a female empowerment book, Be Your Own Windkeeper, which has even more detrimental effects on their relationships with each other than it does on their relationships with men.
Phoebe

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Who said this memorable line: "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."
Chandler
Joey
Joey says this to Chandler during season 1's "The One With the East German Laundry" when Chandler needs help breaking up with Janice
Ross
Gunther
Who said this memorable line: "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
Monica
Rachel
Phoebe
Chandler
This quote from Chandler comes during season 3 "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel" when Chandler is scared of the "tunnel" of commitment until Joey convinces him to face his fears... but then Chandler overdoes it and scares Janice away for a while. Monica and Rachel welcome Chandler to "their side of the tunnel" and console him with ice-cream.
Who said this memorable line: "They don't know that we know they know we know."
Phoebe
Phoebe says this in season 5 "The One Where Everybody Finds Out" ... Phoebe, while looking at Ross' potential new apartment with Rachel, looks out the window and sees Chandler and Monica "doing it." Phoebe and Rachel decide to use their knowledge of this romance to play some practical jokes on Monica and Chandler -- jokes which include Phoebe making passes at Chandler. Monica realizes they must know (now everyone knows except Ross!) so she and Chandler play along, and each side tries to see who will crack first.
Rachel
Ross
Joey

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Who said this memorable line: "New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy."
Monica
Joey
Phoebe
Do you remember this line from the first season, "The One With the Blackout"? Chandler is trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. The rest of the gang hangs out at Monica and Rachel's apartment and when Ross tries to share his feelings with Rachel, he is attacked by a cat. While searching for the cat's owner, Rachel and Phoebe meet "the Weird Man", known in later episodes as Mr. Heckles. The cat turns out to belong to Paolo, an Italian hunk who lives in the building and doesn't speak much English.
Ross
Who said this memorable line: "Over the line? You're so past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
Ross
Rachel
Joey
This quote is from "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line" in season 4. Chandler kisses Joey's girlfriend Kathy, and it causes a rift once he 'fesses up to Joey.
Phoebe
Who said this memorable line: "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."
Monica
Monica says this line to Rachel at the end of "The Pilot" as they cement Rachel's place in the Friends' gang.
Ross
Chandler
Phoebe

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Who said this memorable line: "Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
Rachel
Joey
Joey says this to Rachel when she chooses not to take his advice.
Phoebe
Chandler
Who said this memorable line: "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I just say that out loud?"
Rachel
Phoebe
Monica
Chandler
This quote is from the pilot episode of season 1 by Chandler when Ross is talking about how depressed he is over his failed marriage with Carol.
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