Go on a Hunting Trip and We'll Guess How High You'd Rank in the Military

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Go on a Hunting Trip and We'll Guess How High You'd Rank in the Military
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About This Quiz

All sorts of jobs can be found in the military that suit all sorts of temperaments and skill sets. Indeed, the things that all military personnel need to have in common are, while admittedly very important, actually relatively few in number: discipline, patriotism, the ability to follow (and possibly give) orders, physical fitness and so on. The skills that take a person to the top of the hierarchy, however, are very specific. You need to understand strategy and be a big picture thinker. You need to be a diplomatic person who can manage upward, downward and sideways. Meanwhile, the skills that make a great sniper, a great quartermaster or a great troop leader are also highly varied.

Fortunately, you can figure out where you'd fit in the military without too much guesswork. Just look at how you approach other elements of your life, especially those like hunting that have a lot of overlap in the baseline skills. After all, going hunting requires not just the ability to track and shoot, but the ability to stay calm in a stressful situation, to operate in the great outdoors, to make a plan and stick to it while being flexible, and possibly to feed a small army. That's why if you tell us about how you'd undertake a hunting trip, we can tell you where you'd wind up in the military!

How will you get to the place where you hunt?
Fly
Drive
Walk
ATV
How often do you go hunting?
A few times per season
Twice a year
Once a year, but for a whole week
Whenever I can
With whom do you go hunting?
International friends
A few buddies
Family
Mostly solo

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How far in advance do you tend to plan the trip?
My boo plans it for me.
A few months
A year at least
A week or less
What kind of gun is your primary weapon?
Purdey 12 gauge, side-by-side
Holland & Holland 12 gauge
Winchester SX3 Cantilever Buck
.243 deer rifle
Where do you stay during the trip?
My friend's home
B&B
Tent
In the back of my truck

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If you stay overnight, how do you store your guns?
In the host's gun cabinet
In my room, dismantled
Guns in the tent, firing pins in the car
In my truck, loaded and ready!
How do you carry your ammo?
Monogrammed ammo bag
Monogrammed cartridge belt
Neat little hip pouch
Pocket
Where is the furthest you've gone to hunt?
Scottish Highlands
Spain
Alaska
That I can talk about? Nearby woods

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What do you see as the most difficult form of hunting?
Driven grouse
Wild boar
Bear
Big game, because you don't want to ruin the pelt
If you were invited to shoot big game, would you go?
No
Only if it wasn't endangered
Yes
I couldn't afford the flight!
Can you hit just about anything, irrespective of the weather?
Not if it's really cold
Not if it's really wet
I never have this problem because I always plan too well.
Of course

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How do you protect your hand from the hot barrel?
Gun sleeve
Regular glove
Fingerless glove
I just handle it.
What sort of gun license or permit do you have?
I am licensed in multiple countries.
None - I just live where you can have what you like!
All of them
Concealed carry permit
How would you make sure a kid on the trip is safe to have around?
I would assign a gamekeeper or ranger to supervise.
I would monitor them.
I don't let them fire until they are over 12.
I don't bring kids with me.

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Who will organize the food?
My boo
We each organize some of it.
I do.
My buddy
What happens if it rains?
I slog on through it - my tweeds will protect me.
I take a little break.
I knew that was going to happen, so I put up my big umbrella and wait exactly 23 minutes.
Put on my slicker. The gun stays dry before I do.
What sort of boots will you bring?
Fancy leather wellies
Regular rubber wellies
Pair of walking boots with half-chaps
Military-issue walking boots

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What are you drinking?
Sloe gin
Whisky
Wine
Beer
What's in your first aid kit?
Whatever my boo put there
Basic kit
Everything
A few Band-Aids
What special item do you have on you?
Monogrammed GPS
Nothing really
Space blankets
Flares

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How will you handle a call of nature while out in nature?
Go behind a tree
I'm not sure.
I brought a little trowel and biodegradable paper towels.
Just go
Where do you put your trash?
A plastic bag that I take home
Pocket
Sealed zipper bags
Chuck it in the car
Whose land are you hunting on?
Mine or my friend's
I'm not sure.
Public land that I traveled to reach
Public land near my home

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How much will you spend on your trip?
Over $3,000
$2,000-$3,000
About $1,000
Under $1,000
If you and your friend both have a bead on a deer or a pheasant, how do you decide who gets to take the shot?
I let them take it.
Whoever has the better shot takes it.
We exchange a look and a quick decision is made.
They let me take it.
What sort of vehicle will you take on your hunting trip?
Secondhand old SUV
Shiny new SUV
Rusty old pickup
ATV

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What do you do with what you shoot?
The gamekeeper sells it.
We cook it together.
I take it home and sell it to the butcher.
I gut and prepare it.
How do you share the photos?
My boo frames a couple of the best ones.
Album
Social media
I don't need photos.
Where will your catch be cooked?
I don't know.
Grill
Oven
Campfire

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