Can We Guess How Many People You've Slept With by the Foods You Hate?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Many People You've Slept With by the Foods You Hate?
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About This Quiz

There is one thing that every human being on the planet has to do, and there is another thing that pretty much every being on the planet wants to do, and those two things are eating food and having sex. But the relationship people have with food and with sex can be pretty complicated. A lot of people like a lot of food that is really not healthy for them, and even though they eat what they want all the time they suffer for it by being overweight or having health problems, while other people eat right all the time and feel healthy, but don't have a lot of fun doing so. Sex kind of has the same sort of vibe. A lot of people end up sleeping with a lot of people, but they don't have the security of being in a long-term committed relationship, while other people only sleep with a small number of people over their lives.

So what is the true link between getting down at the dinner table and getting it on in the bedroom? We think that if you tell us all the foods that you hate the most, we can tell you how many people you've slept with. So as soon as you're done with dinner and making love take this quiz and see if we're right.

Do you like liver?
Are you trying to make me throw up?
I have never had it.
I don't mind it.
I love it.
How into mayonnaise are you?
Gross
I don't like it much.
It's fine.
I think it is awesome.
Do you like lima beans?
Yuck.
Not really.
They are OK.
So good.

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Do you eat mushrooms?
No, so nasty.
Maybe on pizza.
Sure, they are good.
As many as I can.
How many eggs do you want with breakfast?
None
1
2
3
Do you eat okra?
No, and I never will.
I don't know what that is.
Sure, it is OK.
Okra is the best.

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Do you enjoy beets?
You're making me mad.
Not at all.
Sure, they are good.
Mmm. Beets!
Can I whip you up some chicken fried steak?
Are you trying to kill me?
Maybe another time.
Sure!
Would you?
How about some Brussels sprouts?
How about no?
Maybe tomorrow
I will have a few.
I will have as much as you give me.

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Do you like Spam?
No one likes Spam.
Umm. No.
I will eat it.
So good!
Are you going to eat your broccoli?
Never
Eventually
Sure, soon.
I already did.
Do you like cottage cheese?
I hate it.
Not so much.
It is pretty good.
I love that stuff.

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Do you eat a lot of sour cream?
Good God, no.
I haven't for a long time.
I have before.
I eat it all the time.
Do you enjoy green peas?
Disgusting
Nope
I don't mind them.
I love me some peas.
Are oysters a treat?
So slimy!
I have never tried them.
They sure are.
Those are so good.

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Do you like raisins?
Nature's candy? No way.
They bore me.
They are good in cookies.
I could eat them all day.
How much do you like buttermilk?
I don't.
Not much
That is yummy.
I can drink that right out of the carton.
Do you like anchovies?
I just threw up in my mouth.
No, does anyone?
They are OK.
They are awesome.

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What about onions?
Don't make me cry.
I can't handle those.
Sure, what is not to like?
Love them.
Do you like black licorice?
That is the only candy that I think is totally nasty.
Not a fan.
It is fine.
I could eat that all day.
Do you like sushi?
No, I want my food to not actually be alive.
I have never tried it.
Sure, it's good.
It is the best.

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How into rhubarb are you?
I have never tried it.
That is so gross.
I like it fine.
So underrated
Can I offer you a turnip?
Can I offer you a punch in the mouth?
Thanks, but no thanks.
Sure, I guess.
Yes, please.
Would you like some spinach?
No way.
No, thanks.
Maybe on a pizza.
Sure, I love spinach.

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Are you into tofu?
No one is really into tofu. They just fake it.
Nope
I can handle it.
Love it.
Do you think avocados are good?
Not even
I don't care for them.
They are fine.
So good
Do you like Twinkies?
Are you kidding? No!
Those are nasty.
They are a guilty pleasure.
Yeah, I love them.

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Have you ever had a Frito pie?
Yes, and I hated it.
No, and I won't.
Yes, those are good.
I love those so much.
Do you enjoy spray cheese?
You really are taking it way too far now.
No, I really don't.
If I am in the mood.
I live for it.
Do you miss the McRib?
I sure don't, they were disgusting.
I never had one.
Maybe just a little
Those were the best!

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