How California are you?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How California are you?
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About This Quiz

California is not just a place, it is a state of mind. Either you are hella California, or you so totally are not. Take this quiz and find out where you stand.
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
3 or more
2
1
0
Do you love burritos?
Dude, I so love burritos.
I like them a lot.
They are okay.
Can't stand them.
Would you freak out during an earthquake?
No, why would I?
Maybe a little.
I would be pretty scared.
I would be terrified.

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What is your favorite burger?
In-N-Out Burger
Carl's Jr.
Wendy's
McDonald's
Do you mind being called dude?
No way, dude.
Not at all.
Not really.
Yeah, I do.
What makes your salad better?
Avacados
Walnuts
Grilled chicken
Cheese

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How into yoga are you?
Totally into it.
Kind of into it.
I have done it a few times.
Not into it at all.
Could I harsh your mellow?
I hope not, dude.
You could, but that wouldn't be kind.
Umm, maybe?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
What makes you aggro?
Nothing, man.
No good waves.
No sun.
This question.

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When was the last time you did a cleanse?
About a month ago.
Within the year.
I tried one a few years ago.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Do you like raw food?
Love it.
I like it okay.
No, I hate it.
I don't know what it is.
How much do you drive a day?
Over 50 miles.
25-50 miles.
0-25 miles.
I don't have a car.

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Are you a good surfer?
Totally.
I am pretty good.
No, I stink at it.
I have never surfed.
Can you skateboard?
Yeah, I can shred.
I am pretty good at it.
Yeah, but I haven't for years.
Nope.
How often do you take public transportation?
Never.
Rarely.
Sometimes.
Often.

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Would you like to make $500,000 a year and live in the Midwest, or $50,000 and live on the ocean?
50 grand and the ocean, no doubt.
I would take the ocean, but it would be hard.
I would take the $500,000 and no ocean, but it would be hard.
Come on, I would take the $500,000. The ocean isn't worth that much.
What is cold to you?
Under 70 degrees.
Under 60 degrees.
Under 50 degrees.
Under 40 degrees.
Would you drive in 2 inches of snow?
No, that sounds terrifying.
Maybe, if I had to.
Sure, but I would be nervous?
Are you kidding? 2 inches is nothing.

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How many jackets do you own?
1.
2.
3.
4 or more.
Would you call California "Cali"?
No way.
Only jokingly.
Sure, sometimes.
Yeah, that is the cool way to say it.
What is dank?
Something awesome.
Something really good.
Something people like.
Something cold and wet.

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How many people do you know who are trying to be an actor?
Over 20.
5-20.
1-5.
None.
Are you one of those people trying to be an actor?
Yeah, let me hook you up with my agent.
No, but I used to be.
No, do you think I could be one?
No way.
Pick a basketball team?
The Warriors.
The Lakers.
The Clippers.
The Celtics.

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Is Southern California the best place to live in the world?
You know it.
No, but it is close.
No, but it is cool.
No way, it is awful.
What do you like to do at the beach?
Surf.
Tan.
Swim.
Read.
Are there any dive bars near you?
What is a dive bar?
No way.
1 or 2.
Yeah, there are a bunch.

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Ever pick up someone at the beach?
Of course.
Yeah, once.
No, but I have thought about it.
No way.
How do you look in a bikini or Speedo?
Amazing.
Pretty good.
Okay.
Umm... no comment.
How well do you tan?
So good!
I tan pretty well.
I burn at first, but then I tan.
I burn like crazy.

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