How Easy Are You to Piss Off?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Easy Are You to Piss Off?
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About This Quiz

Do you have the kind of temper that flares over the smallest thing, or are you too laid back to get pissed off? Let's find out how easy to rile up you are!
How do you feel about slow drivers in the fast lane?
They have no business with a license to drive.
I don't really think about it.
I wish they would move over.
It depends on how much of a hurry I'm in.
Who was the last person to piss you off?
My boss
My spouse
My best friend
A politician
How would your friends describe your temper?
Trigger happy
Quiet
Seething
Justified

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Which thing makes you most angry?
Thieves
Liars
Injustice
Inequality
How many times a week do you get angry?
At least once a day
Rarely ever
Once or twice
Not very often
Do you like to argue?
I love it.
Not at all.
I do like to debate.
I don't like screaming matches.

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What would you do if the server brought you the wrong meal?
I would demand a refund.
It depends what they brought me.
I would ask to send it back.
I would ask to speak to the manager.
What drives you most insane in a movie theater?
Cell phones
Kids
Talking
Crunching popcorn
Do you get angry when your team loses?
Every single time.
I don't watch sports.
I get more disappointed than angry.
They'll win next time.

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Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm a total pessimist.
I'm more of an optimist.
It depends on the situation.
I try to remain optimistic, but it's hard sometimes.
What do you do to relax?
Drink
Yoga
Reading
Watching movies
Do you work out often?
Not really
A few times a week
A couple times a month
I should work out more.

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Are you protective of your loved ones?
I'm overly protective.
Sometimes.
Yes - they are my family!
I think it's totally natural to be protective of those you love.
How many hour of sleep do you get per night?
Not nearly enough.
At least 6.
8 - 10.
I sleep a lot longer on the weekends.
If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
Boxer
Labrador
Chihuahua
Great Dane

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How do you express your anger?
Physically
Vocally
Through my art
I usually try to squelch it.
What do you think people like most about you?
I'm straight forward.
I am friendly.
I'm fair.
I am helpful.
Which actor do you like most?
Charlie Sheen
Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman
James Franco

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Which hobby might you try?
Kickboxing
Painting
Geocaching
Hiking
Do you get anxious easily?
I'm always waiting for disaster.
No.
Sometimes, if I have something important to do.
In times of crisis, I get anxious.
When you need to talk, who do you turn to?
My mom
My spouse
My therapist
My best friend

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How do you try to calm yourself when you are angry?
I let it all out.
I go for a walk.
I do deep breathing exercises.
I meditate.
On a scale of 1 - 4, how angry are you right now?
4
1
2
3
How would you coworkers describe your work persona?
Driven
Stable
Creative
Organized

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Which character from "The Big Bang Theory" are you most like?
Sheldon
Leonard
Raj
Howard
How do you feel when you watch the news?
Irritated
Ambivalent
Sad
Informed
Which job might you have held in a former life?
Gladiator
Judge
Teacher
Pilot

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Do you get angry when you drink?
I don't drink.
Sometimes
More than I would like to admit
No
What high school stereotype did you fall into?
Jocks
Nerds
Stoners
Emo
Do you listen to the angel on your shoulder more than the devil?
I should listen to the angel more often.
I always listen to the angel.
I rarely listen at all.
I listen to the parrot on my shoulder.

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