How Emo Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
How Emo Are You?
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About This Quiz

Emo is all about rocking out and being different, while still being totally sensitive, so much so that you are going to drive everyone around you crazy. So are you a punk? Are you sensitive? Or are you emo?
Do you ever write poems about your heart being broken?
Of course, it helps you process your feelings.
Yeah, but you think they are stupid afterwards.
No way, you don't write poems.
People that write poems are idiots.
Do you ever feel like nobody understands you?
Yes, all the time: you feel so different.
Yeah, but everyone does sometimes.
No, self pity is a waste of time.
No, but you do think a lot about how you don't understand other people.
Do you wear glasses with black frames?
Yes, and you don't even need them to see.
Yes, but you would be blind without them.
You wear contacts.
No, only nerds wear glasses.

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Do your friends think you are sensitive?
Yes, you hear that all the time.
Yeah, the ones that know you the best do.
Nope, not even a little.
No one thinks you are sensitive, not even your mom.
Do you cry often?
Yes, quite a bit.
Not much, but sometimes.
Only on rare occasions.
Never.
How much meat do you eat?
None, you are a vegetarian.
You try not do, but you do sometimes.
Quite a bit.
You eat a ton.

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Which do you like more: cats or dogs?
Oh cats, all the way. Dogs are scary.
You like both, but you like cats more.
Dogs are the best.
Dogs. You hate cats.
Can you drive using a stick shift?
No.
Yeah, but you're not that great at it.
Of course, doesn't everyone?
Yes, you learned to drive a stick shift before you got your license.
Have you dyed your hair black?
Yes, it is right now.
Yes, once or twice.
No, but you have dyed your hair before.
No, are you kidding me?

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How much does your family bother you?
It is so hard being around them.
They bug you a little, but not too much.
They don't bug you, but you aren't that close.
Not at all, your family is cool.
Do you wear clothes that are meant for the opposite sex?
Yes, quite often.
You have a few times.
No, why would you do that?
No, that is a totally weird thing to do.
Do sometimes you feel overwhelmed by all of your sufferings?
Yes, all the time.
No, but things do get hard sometimes.
Nah, you have it pretty good.
Suffering? You are not suffering.

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Do you go to the mall often?
All the time.
Not much but some.
Hardly ever.
Never.
How many pairs of skinny jeans do you have?
More than 5.
2-5.
1.
0.
Your favorite band just got popular, what do you think?
They sold out, you don't like them anymore.
You still like them, but now it kind of feels ruined.
Cool! Now you can see them on tour more often.
It's about time everyone else noticed how good they were.

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Do you like the beach?
No, you burn right away and it is too sandy.
Not really, you get bored quickly.
Sure, there are all sorts of hot looking people to check out.
Yeah, you love to hang out all day and toss the football around.
Do you like sports?
You have no interest at all.
Not much, but you kind of like basketball.
Sure, you watch sports all the time.
Yeah, you watch and play in a few leagues.
When you are going through a break up, do you listen to Dashboard Confessional?
Yes, their music really speaks to you.
Yeah, they are the best break up music.
No, you can't stand them.
Who are Dashboard Confessional?

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Do you like tribal tattoos?
Yes, and you have a few.
Yes, but you don't have them.
No, they aren't your style.
No, anyone that has a tribal tattoo should be in a tribe.
Have you painted your nails black?
Yes, they are black right now.
Once or twice.
No, that doesn't appeal to you.
No, and you can't stand people who do.
Do you have piercings?
Yes, all sorts.
Just your ears, but you have multiple piercings there.
Just a single hole in each of your ears.
No.

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How often do you wear black?
All the time.
Most of the time.
Every once in a while.
Never.
Have you ever felt really depressed?
Yes, you feel that way most of the time.
Yes, but you got out of it.
Every now and then.
No, you stay pretty cheerful.
Do you hate your life, and if so, is it kind of fun to hate it?
Yes, your life is awful, and you do admit that you kind of get off on that.
You don't really like your life, but you deal with it okay.
No, life is fine.
The only people that hate their life are whiners.

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What do you want to do with your life?
Who cares really, it is all so pointless.
You don't know, maybe be an artist or a writer.
Get a job and start a family.
You just want to do something you love, whatever that is.
Are you an optimist?
No, pretty much everything is awful.
No, but you try to be.
Sure, it makes things easier if you try and look at the bright side.
Oh yeah, you get out of life what you put into it.
Do you get along with your dad?
No, he is so embarrassing, and he doesn't get you at all.
You get along, but you are not close.
Sure, you get along fine.
Yeah, your dad is awesome.

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You are at a big party, where are you?
Out on the porch hoping no one sees you.
In the corner, not talking to anyone.
Hanging out in the kitchen with a few friends you came with.
Mingling and talking to everyone.
What do you think of cheerleaders?
They are total idiots.
Usually cool if you get to know them.
They are really popular.
They are always the prettiest girls in school.
Is Green Day Emo?
No way, not at all.
No, but some of their slow songs are kind of sad.
You guess, they are kind of lame.
Totally. One of them wears eyeliner.

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