How evil are you?

By: Ashley D
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How evil are you?
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About This Quiz

Many psychologists believe in a “dark triad” of personality traits that lurk within our minds. So how Evil are you?
If you were a predator you would...
Attack directly to kill my prey.
Hide and wait for the right time.
Set a cunning trap.
Eat them slowly...
When visiting a crowded play you...
Wear the most outstanding outfit you have.
Wear something simple.
Wear whatever I have on hand.
I don't go to crowded places if I can help it.
Do you lie often?
Yes, all the time.
Rarely.
Never.
I tell white lies, but not often big ones.

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If someone bullies you, what do you do?
Ignore them.
Plot revenge.
Tell on them.
Forget about it.
What would you do if your loved ones were being bullied?
Protect them.
Forget them.
I don't have loved ones.
Have you ever killed a bug?
Yes, but sometimes I feel bad about it.
By accident a few times.
I like to pick at them in my spare time.
I won't go near bugs!

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You're at your best friend's house and see some cash on the kitchen counter. What do you do?
Nothing, because it's not my money.
Take the money. Finders keepers.
Steal just a little bit of the money.
Grab the money, but end up putting it back out of guilt.
What's your take on violence?
I'm all for it.
I am definitely against it.
Depends on the situation.
Only in defense.
If you were the leader of the most powerful country in the world, what would you do?
Conquer the weaker neighboring countries.
Declare a third world war.
Give up the position, too much work.
Work towards world peace.

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How do you react when someone cuts you off on the highway?
I shout at the idiot and flip them off.
I drive up next to them and throw something in their window.
I just sit and brood about it.
I don't do anything, it's not worth it.
You're walking and see someone shouting for help. What do you do?
I call 911 immediately.
I run to the person to make sure they're okay.
I keep walking.
I run for the hills, best to save myself.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I stole something.
I killed someone.
I ate someone else's food.
I skipped school to go shopping.
I plead the fifth.

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How many people are on your hate list?
3-6
1-3
Too many to keep track.
I don't hate anyone.
You're driving to the store, but the parking lot is totally full except for a handicapped space directly in front. Assuming you aren't handicapped, what happens next?
I park in the handicapped space because who cares!
I park in the handicapped spot only if I can be in and out of the store quickly.
I keep driving tell I find a open spot.
Be honest: Do you ever root for the bad guys to win in an action movie?
All the time, good guys are boring.
Depends...how cute are the "bad guys"?
Violence in movies bothers me.
I might enjoy the violent scenes, but I always root for the good guys.

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