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Do you speak French?
"Oui!" Well, that's the only word I know.
I can say about half a dozen words I learned on vacation.
I can understand it well, but have a little trouble speaking. I can still get by though.
I speak fluently.
If you were going to prance around Paris for the day, what would you wear?
A beret.
Horizontal stripes.
Shorts and a polo shirt.
A Paris T-shirt that says "I left my underwear on the Eiffel Tower."
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Which of these vices could you get into?
Drinking.
Smoking.
Complaining.
Sitting on a couch playing video games.
If you are riding a bike with a basket, what is inside the basket?
A large baguette.
Freshly cut wild flowers.
A fishing pole.
My baby.
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How do you prefer your eggs?
Poached.
Scrambled.
Fried.
I don't care as long as the yolk is cooked through.
Who delivers chocolate eggs to French kids during Easter?
Easter Hen.
Easter Bells.
Easter Bunny.
Easter Piggy.
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How do you say, "Hello, my name is..." in French?
Au revoir, je suis.
Bonjour, j'ail.
Bonjour, je m'appelle.
Bonjour, oui, ah... ah... ah... my name is Richie.
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Which is your favorite style of art?
Oil painting.
Marble sculpture.
Ceramics.
NASCAR is an art, right?
Where does your dinner usually come from?
I cook it.
A fancy French restaurant.
A Chinese restaurant.
I grill it up, baby!
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Which expression of beauty is most appealing to you?
Holding hands while strolling through a park.
A warm embrace.
Picking fresh flowers with a loved one.
A poetic burping contest.
Which hat would you wear to the top of the Eiffal Tower?
A beret.
A fedora.
A baseball cap.
A trucker's cap.
How do you think you would represent French culture?
Smelling stinky.
Living in the moment.
Interest in reality T.V.
Interpersonal values.
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When you see a love scene on television. How do you react?
I appreciate the beauty.
I glance at my partner.
I giggle and snicker.
I make a horribly inappropriate comment to the room.
Which of these would be your favorite form of entertainment on the weekends?
Eating out at a nice restaurant.
Going to a concert.
Going to a museum.
Watching baseball.
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How would you describe the typical Frenchman's personality?
They're rude.
They're friendly.
They're curious.
They're impulsive.
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Who is your favorite French actor?
Gerard Depardieu.
Marion Cotillard
Brigitte Bardot.
Vincent Cassel.
What are you able to cook in the kitchen?
Anything. I am a culinary genius.
I prefer to grill and I am awesome at that.
Spaghetti...sometimes.
Anything with directions on the box.
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