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About This Quiz
Do you know how many people in the world are kinky? No, you don't, because no one can know that. Kink is a very personal thing that most of us keep to ourselves. Some of us may let that kink flag fly, but for the most part, it's pretty private. Whether you're the biggest freak since the invention of industrial strength lubricant or just someone who enjoys a secret dirty fantasy all by yourself every so often, there's a wide and wonderful range of kink we can all partake in if we so choose.Â
The thing about kink is that it works a lot like spice in your dinner. Some people like a lot and can handle the fiery heat of the world's more intense peppers. Other people's eyes water when they even smell a chili pepper in the room. There's a different flavor for everyone, just like there's a different kink level for everyone. So how kinky are you? We're willing to bet we can figure it out pretty easily by just asking you a few questions. And who knows, maybe you'll learn a little something about yourself at the same time. So come on, get a little rowdy with us and take the quiz!
If you were interested in turning your partner on, would you ever consider doing a striptease?
I'm better than the pros.
I might be willing to give that a try.
What? No!
Are we at home or out somewhere?
Have you ever requested some erotic photos from another person before?
All the time!
From my partner.
Why would I do that?
Not requested, but I've received some.
If your partner wanted to use a ping pong paddle not so much for gaming, would you be down?
It was probably my idea.
Like paddling me? Maybe.
Let's stick to gaming.
Maybe if I can use the paddle.
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When you want to set the mood, are you going to use some dirty talk?
When do I not use dirty talk?
If the mood is right.
I don't feel comfortable doing that.
How dirty are we talking?
Is getting tied up with a silk scarf the sort of thing you might try?
You better believe it.
I'm not sure if I'm down for being tied up.
That's not what a scarf is for.
Never say never.
So, uh, how well do you know the backseat of your car?
Extremely well.
I've been back there before.
Why would I sit in the back of my own car?
Not my car, but other cars in the past.
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What's your opinion on handcuffs?
Ooh, fun!
Like fuzzy ones? Those seem cool.
They seem to help the police.
I could be talked into that.
So about that shower—is it a place just for getting clean or is it also a place for getting dirty?
Definitely dirty.
Sometimes you can have fun in the shower.
Who even has room to do that in the shower?
I love shower fun!
When you're having some sexy fun times, do you take on a dominant role or do you find yourself being more submissive?
I like to switch it up.
I can be a little dominant.
I think it's weird to take on roles like that.
I might be submissive now and then.
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Would you ever get frisky in the great outdoors?
Are you kidding? I love it!
Maye, if it was a private area.
Never!
Now that sounds enticing.
Say you're at a big family holiday gathering. Would you ever sneak off with your significant other to get a little naughty?
Heck yeah, I would.
Oh wow ... I don't know if I could risk it.
With family around? That's inappropriate.
If there was a chance to get away, sure.
Is it easy for you to talk to a partner about your likes and dislikes in the bedroom?
Of course. Communication is key.
It's usually pretty easy.
Even though I know it's necessary for enthusiastic consent, it's hard for me.
If it's a partner I trust.
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Do you have any fantasies you don't feel comfortable sharing with others?
What's the point if you don't share?
One or two, for sure.
I don't like to share things like that.
I guess it depends on who I'm sharing with.
Does candle wax have a place in the bedroom?
Mmm, you bet.
Running down candles?
That's too weird for me.
I've never tried that before, but maybe.
Should ice cubes and sexy times ever cross paths?
Ice can be so much fun.
I like that sensation!
Who wants to be cold?
I've never tried, but I would.
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How do you feel about meeting someone and having a one night stand with them?
Again? Sign me up!
I've done that before.
I need to know someone better than that.
I'm not likely to do that but you never know.
Is "sex on the beach" just a drink in your world or something more?
A drink and a pastime!
Doesn't just have to be a drink, right?
I'd prefer neither.
All that sand? Just the drink for me.
Aerosmith once sang about love in an elevator. Have you ever been inspired in an elevator?
I have done that!
Never tried it but I'd think about it.
Don't elevators have security cameras?
Elevator trips are like 2 minutes. No thanks.
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Would you ever consider watching another couple getting freaky?
I do like to watch.
Do I get to pick the couple or is it a random couple?
In person? No thanks
I guess I won't know until I see it.
Lots of people enjoy roleplay in the bedroom. Is there a role you'd like to play?
Frisky school teacher.
Naughty cop sounds fun.
I just like to be myself.
How about a sexy librarian?
On a hot night maybe you want to go take a dip in a pool or the lake. Maybe you'll be moved to go skinny dipping while you're at it. Maybe?
Definitely!
I haven't done that in a while.
No thank you
Ooh, maybe.
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Would you ever watch an X-rated movie?
Doesn't everyone?
Yes, I have.
That's not my style.
Just photos for me.
Do food and dirty fun times ever belong together or not?
You bet they do!
Maybe some foods, like whipped cream.
Not at all.
Sometimes, if it's not too messy.
Do you have any sexy outfits that are meant specifically for the bedroom?
I have a whole closetful of them.
I have a few sexy things.
Not at all.
I have a little something, yeah.
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When you wake up first thing in the morning, what are you wearing?
Nothing at all.
My underwear.
Pajamas.
Not a ton, but something.
Do you have any outfits in your house made of leather, latex or rubber?
You've really got to see my collection.
I have something, yes.
I have leather shoes, does that count?
I have sexy stuff, but not weird materials.
The word "sexting" was added to the dictionary in 2012. Have you ever done it?
Before 2012 even.
Now and then, yes.
No, I wouldn't want anyone to accidentally see those messages.
I have in the past.
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Have you ever found yourself at the sort of club where people dance without their clothes on?
I have indeed.
Nah, not my scene.
Never.
When I was younger.
When you're having sexy fun times, is three a crowd?
Three's a good start.
I'd consider a third person.
I'm not interested in group stuff.
Depends on who's number three.
Do you know if there's a swingers club in your town?
Of course!
I've heard rumors.
I have no clue.
No, but I could find out.
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