How Long Is Your Pinocchio Nose?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
How Long Is Your Pinocchio Nose?
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About This Quiz

While none of us like to admit it, some of us tend to lie a bit more than others in this life. So if you were to have a Pinocchio nose, how long would it be?
Your partner got you a present, but you hate it, what do you say?
I just say thank you without letting them know I don't like it.
I say thanks and let them know how thoughtful it is.
I tell them how much I like it.
I tell them it is my favorite thing ever.
You are checking someone out on the beach and your partner catches you at it, what do you say?
I tell them how ridiculously hot I think the person I am looking at is.
I make a joke about how I was looking and apologize.
I pretend I wasn't looking.
I pretend I wasn't looking and act mad about it.
Your friend asks why you didn't text them back right away, what do you say?
That I didn't feel like it.
That I was busy.
That I lost my phone.
I make some up some story about an emergency.

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Ever tell someone you loved them when you didn't?
No way.
Maybe, but I wasn't sure.
Yeah, I have done that once.
Yeah, I do it all the time.
Have you ever lied about how much you had to drink or how much you partied?
Nope.
Maybe once or twice.
Yeah, I do that often.
Yeah, I do it all the time.
You are going out to lunch with an attractive co-worker to talk business, do you tell your significant other?
Of course.
Probably.
Maybe..
No way.

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When you were a kid would you tell your parents the truth even if you knew you would get in trouble?
Always.
Usually.
Sometimes.
Never.
If someone cooks you a meal and it is awful, what do you say?
I tell them it is awful.
I try to pick out things I like about it to compliment.
I say it was wonderful.
I tell them it was the best meal ever.
Your new partner asks you how many partners you have had in the past, what do you say?
I tell the truth.
I might say I have had a few less than I have had.
I might say that I have had a few more than I have had.
I say I have had way less than I have had.

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Your meal is awful and your waiter asks how it is, what do you say?
That it is awful.
I say it is fine.
I say it is really good.
I say it is fabulous.
You find a wallet with 1000 dollars in it and no identification, what do you do?
Turn it in to the police department.
Keep it and see if anyone comes looking for it.
Keep it but don't tell anyone.
Keep it and throw a party.
Have you ever cheated on your partner?
No way.
No, but I have thought about it.
Yeah, once or twice.
Yes, all the time.

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Have you ever cheated on a test?
No, that would be wrong.
Once, way back in high school.
Yes, but I regret it.
Of course I have.
Would you let a co worker take the blame for something you did?
That would be really wrong.
I would like to think I wouldn't.
Maybe if I didn't like them.
No doubt.
A friend of yours needs to talk, but you have had a long day and don't feel up for it, what do you do?
Tell her you aren't in the mood.
Suck it up and talk to her.
Tell her you will call her back because you are busy.
Tell her that you can't because an emergency came up.

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You asked someone out on a date, but now you don't want to go, what do you do?
Tell them you don't want to see them.
Go, even though you don't want to.
Tell her that you had a sudden change in plans but you will reschedule.
Go, tell her you had a great time, and then never call her again.
Have you ever called in sick when you weren't?
No way.
I have when I probably could have gone.
Yeah I do that every once in a while.
Sure, I do that all the time.
You hate dogs and your friend is jumping all over you, what do you do?
Tell him to get your dog off you.
Just try to put up with it and hope it stops.
I tell him how cute his dog is.
I tell him how totally awesome his dog is.

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Would you lie to get off jury duty?
No, that would be wrong.
No, but I would consider it.
Maybe a little.
Yeah, I would say anything to get off jury duty.
Your girlfriend asks if her butt looks big in her pants. It does. What do you say?
That her butt looks big.
I tell her it looks great, and avoid the question.
I tell her that it doesn't look big at all.
I tell her that her butt is tiny, and it is all in her head
Your best friend is going out with someone she really likes that you can't stand, what do you do?
Tell her you can't stand him.
Tell her that he seems nice.
Tell her he seems cool.
Tell her he is the best guy ever.

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Your best friend loves "Sons Of Anarchy," and won't stop talking about it. You hate it, what do you do?
Tell him to please stop talking about it, because you hate it.
Act disinterested and hope he takes the hint.
Listen and act interested.
Tell him how much you love the show too.
Do you pretend to like things that are popular so you appear more cool?
I would never do that.
Not really.
Yes, I think everyone does a little.
I hate to admit it, but I do all the time.
Do you purposely try to pay less than your share if out to dinner with friends?
No, I always pay my share.
No, but I get mad when others do.
I have done that once or twice.
I have done that all sorts of times.

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If you see someone you don't know well with something stuck between their teeth, what do you do?
Tell them.
I tell them, but feel embarrassed about it.
Ignore it but feel guilty.
Don't say anything and laugh at them secretly.
What would you do if someone asked you how much you weigh?
Tell them.
Not answer.
I might take a few pounds off my weight.
I would tell them I weighed way less than I do.
Your friend started a band and thinks he has a chance of making it big. It is horrible. What do you tell him?
That has no chance of making it big.
I try to be nice, without being specific.
I tell him that his band is super good.
I tell him there is no way he won't make it big.

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If you knew you could get away with it, would you cheat on your taxes?
No way.
I doubt it.
Probably.
Definitely.
Do you think being honest is telling people your innermost thoughts?
Yes I do.
No, you can think something and not tell someone and still be honest.
Yeah, which is why I lie sometimes.
No, I almost always think different things than I say.
Ever lie on your resume?
No, that is wrong.
No, I am afraid I might get caught.
Yeah, a little.
Of course, everyone does.

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