How Many Shades of Grey Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
How Many Shades of Grey Are You?
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About This Quiz

Are you 50 shades freed? When it comes to sexual experiences, some of us are ready and willing to try new things while others would rather stay vanilla. Are your 50 shades allowing you to be adventurous in the bedroom or would you rather simple experiences with your 10 shades? Answer these questions and we'll tell you how many shades of grey you are!

Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic novel that was first published in 2011. Written by E. L. James, the novel actually first started out as a fan fiction story centered around the characters of Twilight. The trilogy would continue with Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. The series follows a young businessman, Christian Grey, who meets an aspiring journalist, Anastasia Steele, and introduces her to a BDSM relationship. While Ana was only used to "vanilla" relationships, Christian Grey intended to show her all of his 50 shades. How many shades are you?

Do you have a playroom? Would you consider yourself a dominant or submissive? How do you feel about one night stands? Are you open to threesomes? These are the kinds of questions we need to ask in order to figure out how many shades you are, but your answers are more important! Don't worry! And don't worry, your secrets are safe with us!

Take this quiz and let's find out how many shades of grey you're bringing into the bedroom!

When getting intimate, do you prefer leaving the lights on or turning them off?
Lights or no lights doesn't matter to me!
I prefer dim light.
I love total darkness.
Leave the lights on!
Would you enjoy being blindfolded?
I prefer to be the one doing the blindfolding.
I have enjoyed it in the past.
I prefer to see what's going on.
I love every second of it.
Have you had a lot of one-night stands?
I never kiss and tell.
I have had one one-night stand.
I've never had a one-night stand.
I've had a few.

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How often do you think about sex during the day?
I would say it averages about every two seconds.
I think about sex at least once an hour.
It pops up a couple of times a day.
Every five minutes would be about right.
What type of handcuffs would you prefer to use in the bedroom?
Police issue handcuffs.
Fuzzy handcuffs.
I'm not big on handcuffs.
I prefer silk ties.
Which part of your body do you most enjoy having kissed?
You know where!
My neck.
My forehead.
My ears.

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Do you have a playroom like Christian Grey's?
I'm working on it.
No, but I do have a few toys.
I only have my bedroom.
I have a few boxes full of toys.
Would you consider yourself more dominant or more submissive?
I am whatever the situation calls for me to be!
I haven't tried either.
I'm more submissive.
I'm mostly dominant.
Do you think love or lust makes sex better?
Lust always makes for hotter sex.
I think the best sex comes from a balance of both.
I think love makes sex much better.
Both of them can make for great sex.

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Do you sleep over after sex?
I'm the love 'em and leave 'em wanting more type.
I'm married to my sexual partner so I do sleep over.
Sometimes.
I try to avoid it!
Do you compare yourself to your lover's former partners?
There is no point in doing clinging to the past.
I think it's natural to compare.
It's a really bad habit of mine.
I honestly don't care what came before me.
Would you ever have sex in a public place?
I have had public sex many times.
I'm willing to try it!
I'm too private for that.
Does an elevator count?

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What quality turns you on most in another person?
Confidence.
Adventurousness.
Trustworthiness.
Willingness.
Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?
I should have a rewards card for the Mile High Club.
I have fantasized about it.
I could never have sex in a disgusting airplane bathroom.
Not yet, but I will!
How do you think your last sexual partner would describe your bedroom skills?
They'd say that my skills are interstellar.
They'd say that my skills are fun.
They'd say that my skills are average.
They'd say that my skills are advanced.

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Do you talk to your partner about your fantasies?
I tell my partner almost everything about them.
I tell my partner some of my fantasies.
I mostly keep my fantasies to myself.
Heck, I'll tell anyone about my fantasies.
Do you have a lot of adult toys?
I have tons of them.
I have a few.
I have one or two.
I'm adding new ones all the time.
Are you comfortable being nude?
If I wouldn't get fired, I would go to work nude.
It takes me a while to be totally comfortable with someone.
I wish I were more comfortable being naked.
I have no shame about being nude.

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Which movie do you think had the best sex scene?
"50 Shades of Grey."
"Black Swan."
"Boogie Nights."
"The Notebook."
Would you ever make a sex tape?
I wouldn't mind starring in a porn film.
If I were married to someone, I would.
No, thank you.
I may have made one or two sex tapes in my day.
Where are you most ticklish?
I'm not very ticklish.
My knees are super sensitive.
My feet are really ticklish.
My belly is the most ticklish part of my body.

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What do you normally do right after sex?
I go take a shower.
I take a nap.
I have a cigarette.
I call a cab.
Would you ever attend a swinger's party?
I prefer one steady partner.
I'm not opposed to the idea.
Those parties are a little out of my comfort zone.
Swinger parties are a blast!
How important is foreplay?
Foreplay is everything!
Sometimes it's not that important.
Sex without foreplay is boring.
Foreplay is an art.

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Would you ever have a threesome?
Three makes too many cooks in the kitchen.
There was this one time in college...
Threesomes are not my style.
Sign me up!
Do you enjoy it when someone talks dirty to you?
Poison wrote "Talk Dirty to Me" about me.
It's really sexy sometimes.
It's better than me doing the talking.
Talking is not necessary.
Where do you think it would be most fun to have sex?
In a barn.
In a restaurant.
On a beach.
At the movies.

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How well do you remember your first time?
I remember it like it was yesterday.
I haven't thought about it in years.
It wasn't much to write home about.
I remember every time.
Are you a fan of the quickie?
Who isn't a fan of the quickie?
I haven't had a quickie in ages.
Quickies keep relationships exciting.
I prefer more dramatic affairs.
Are you more like Ana or Christian when it comes to relationships?
I'm more like Christian.
I'm a little of both.
I'm more like Ana.
I think they are both weird.

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