How Many Times Have You Been Reincarnated?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
How Many Times Have You Been Reincarnated?
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About This Quiz

Reincarnation is a process of death and rebirth in another body or as another creature, familiar to many religions. Most famously, Hinduism and Buddhism believe in this phenomenon. The reason for this process, called samsara in Hinduism, is defined as the soul leaving one physical form and entering into and inhabiting another physical form. Each reincarnation is intended to teach some lesson to the soul, honing the characteristics of the soul until one day, the soul achieves nirvana, the state of total and complete enlightenment. In Buddhism, Buddha is believed to be a person who achieved nirvana but chose to remain in the physical world to spread the lessons that brought him to enlightenment.

Reincarnation is an interesting numbers game. Sure, there are far more humans today than there were centuries ago, but there are far fewer animals alive today than centuries ago. Over time, souls spread from one form to another, according to the belief, meaning that you may have spent generations as grasshoppers and moles before ever spending a day as a human being. The end result is the same: you are a human reading this now, having learned certain lessons, the extent of which we can measure, and use to determine how many lives you've lived. Take this quiz and find out how many times you've been reincarnated.

What sport do you think is most like life?
Basketball. You have to work hard, relying on your friends.
Football. You play hard, knowing that when the clock runs out, the score will matter.
Baseball. It can go on and on and on forever, but its length does not make it better.
Soccer. Life is a game of inches with moments of true beauty.
What do you see as your number one responsibility to your parents?
Support them in old age
Make it all the way through college
Live a good life
Honor their legacy
Which of these could you most easily live without?
A nice house
A good job
A phone
Nice clothes

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How do you take your tea or coffee?
Milk substitute and no sugar
Lots of milk and sugar
A touch of milk and sugar
Black
What would you do with a huge monetary gift?
Pimp my ride
Upgrade my life
Find someone who wants it
Donate it all to charities
If you saw someone stealing your car, but you knew that if you called the cops, and the thief was caught, it would ruin their life, what would you do?
Let them go. The car is insured. I can always get another one.
Call the cops! It's my car! That guy doesn't have a right to my car! It's mine!
Call the police. They could hit someone while making their getaway and need to be stopped.
Try to intervene, but otherwise call the cops later, not while the thief is around. Just give them a description of the car, not the thief.

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What is your greatest virtue?
I'm very polite.
I'm really sincere.
I neither know nor care.
I'm pretty generous.
How often do you get tickets for speeding?
I've only been ticketed one or two times in my life.
I get two or three a year.
I've never been ticketed. I guess I'm just not in a rush!
Once a year or so
Which of the following life categories ranks as your top priority?
Family
Career
Kindness
Morality

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Which of these jobs sounds the most satisfying to you?
Tech entrepreneur
Movie star
Itinerant philanthropist
Doctor (Internist)
What activity should, in your opinion, take a long time?
Watching Marvel movies
Sleep
Waiting
Cooking
What is your most valuable asset?
My sweet car
My honor
My integrity
My skill set

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Which of these events would you find the most frightening?
Going blind
Losing control of my body
Losing my wits
Suffocating
What do you deem most worthy of respect?
The respect of third parties who are good people
Professional accomplishments
True integrity, as distinct from "honor"
Gentleness
What act do you deem unforgivable?
Theft
Mockery
Nothing is totally unforgivable.
Bullying

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Which of these things is least valuable to you?
Wisdom
Health
Knowledge
Beauty
What would you do if you could completely defeat your ego?
Help someone I love to pursue their dreams
I don't know.
Take this quiz
Quit my stupid job
How often do you check your social media from your phone?
Honestly? A couple of times every hour.
Sorry, I just have to check my phone.
I don't have any social media on my phone.
A couple of times a day, and I'm proud of it!

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What are you best qualified to teach?
Technical skills
Video games
How to learn
Philosophy
What do you think lies beyond this world?
Heaven, which is really nice.
Something like The Matrix
I don't know.
Nothing
If you were faced with a lever, which if you were to pull would result in injury to one person, but if you did not pull would injure three people, what would you do?
Don't pull it! I can't be responsible for killing someone!
Pull it! It's math! Duh!
Pull it. My feelings are not important to the families of the many who would mourn three dead people.
I think I wouldn't pull it, because if someone has bothered to make this magic switch, maybe there's a way to get around this problem.

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What kind of literature do you enjoy the most?
Airport novels
The short kind
Biographies
Poetry
If you were desperate to sell your home and, in the midst of a dry spell, a pre-approved buyer showed up, but they were a bad person, would you sell to them?
Definitely sell. I hate my ex-neighbors. This will show them.
No! I can't subject my ex-neighbors to that jerk!
Yes. We interact with bad people all the time without knowing. If we refuse to do business with them at all, what are we really doing to make the world better?
I'd flip a coin.
What sort of important person do you think you may have been in a past life?
An inventor
A knight
A peasant
A fisherman

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What do you think the lesson learned in old age must be?
Don't wait to fix that knee.
Youth is wasted on the young.
There are no lessons in old age.
Save money when you can.
When you play a friendly game, like a pickup basketball game, how do you approach your style of play?
I just don't want to get hurt.
Let's be friends!
I'm just having fun.
I'm playing to win, you pathetic losers!
Where do you feel the chemical emotional response to realizing you've dropped your phone, and in a mere moment, it will land, smashing?
My heart
My face
My feet
My hands

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If you divide your life so far into quarters, which quarter did you enjoy the most?
The first one
The second one
Always the last one
The third one
How do you define happiness?
Comfort
New toys!
I try not to.
A healthy puppy
What sound do you find the most satisfying?
The snap of celery
The slam of a car door
A running stream
The crack of a baseball bat

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