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You meet someone over the summer. When do you introduce the person to your friends?
Right away.
I wait a few weeks to see how things are going.
Never. I like to keep my romance a mystery.
I let it happen naturally.
How do you keep your hair in place?
Lots and lots and lots of hairspray.
Grease, baby!
A little bit of this and little bit of that.
I have my hair cut and styled so I can hop out of the shower and it's ready.
How would you describe your group of friends?
A good bunch of pals.
Totally bad.
Funny and awkward.
The best chums I know.
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When I say the word "race," what comes to mind?
Something I would never do. I hate to sweat.
Let's put up the pink slip.
It's time to show off my Hemi.
Breaking into a sprint on the last leg of my 4 x 800 relay.
Everyone knows you're fast, but what are you willing to put up to prove it?
A bag of M&Ms.
The pink slip to my car.
My significant other.
Nothing. That's a bum's wager.
What are you all about?
Chillin' like a villain.
Terrorizing the town.
Just bein' a cool cat.
Getting good grades.
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Someone hits on your significant other. What do you do?
Laugh because you know you are going home with your significant other.
Hit back - with my fist.
Tell the person to step off, while awkwardly laughing the entire time.
Not a thing. Fighting isn't my deal.
Someone you're not attracted to is hitting on you. What do you do?
Flirt back with no intention of letting it get any farther.
Tell the person to scram.
Politely explain that the person isn't up to your standards.
I'm all in. I don't have standards.
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Your ex walks into the bar with someone hotter than you. What's the first thing you do?
Pour beer on my ex and their date.
Insult the person to their face.
Insult the person to my friends.
Nothing. They are my ex.
Have you ever been in a fight?
No, that's how nails get cracked.
Oh yeah. If I am not in a fight during the day I fight myself in the mirror at night.
Nope! But, I tell people I have been in dozens.
Goodness, no.
What's the best way to win a street race?
To not be in one.
Slam on the gas and don't let up 'till I cross the finish line.
Know the terrain and side-streets.
No idea. I'm not likely to win.
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Which character from "Grease" do you want to date?
Sandy Olsonn.
Kenickie Murdoch.
Danny Zuko.
Patty Simcox
You're late to work. What do you do?
I come in with a thousand apologies.
Apologies are for chumps. I just go get a new job so I don't have to face my boss.
I act like I am so cool I can show up whenever I want.
I bring in a treat and coffee for my boss to smooth things over.
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What kind of car do you drive?
Something small and cute.
A classic muscle car.
A motorcycle.
I drive a dependable SUV.
What do you think is the first impression you give out?
That I'm sweet.
That I'm a total freak.
That I am cool.
That I am a good person.
Would you actually put grease in your hair?
Gross.
I think the question is, "Why wouldn't I put grease in my hair?"
Yeah, if my style dictates it.
Is it Halloween?
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Which "Grease" gang would you be in?
The Pink Ladies.
The Scorpions.
The T-Birds.
I wouldn't be in a gang.
How do you get someone's attention?
I'd show a little leg.
I'd roll up on my wheels.
I'd yell their name.
I'm the annoying person with the super-loud whistle.
Who has the sexiest accent?
The Brits.
People from Boston. Yeah, I'm serious.
Aussies.
People from the Midwest.
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What did you do for summer break in high school?
Hung out with my friends.
I was fixing up a car.
Went to the beach.
Went to summer camp.
What's your biggest vice?
Vanity.
Drinking.
Smoking.
Strawberry milkshakes from In and Out. I just can't drink enough of them.
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What do you do on a Saturday night?
Get my nails done.
I street race.
Hang out. That's all you need to know.
I'm probably out on a nice dinner date.
How do you prefer to communicate with your friends?
We just talk, we're always together.
Phone call.
That's a dumb question. It's like asking, "How do you breathe?"
Text.
Which car would you drool over?
1970 Oldsmobile 442
1968 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500
1969 Dodge Charger Daytona
1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
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What is the best quality in a partner?
Someone who makes me laugh.
Someone who stands up for themselves.
Someone who looks good on my arm.
A person who enjoys their time with me.
What do you think is your best quality?
I'll put myself out there.
I'm tough.
I'm loyal.
I have lots of money to rain down on friends.
Do you consider yourself a greaser?
Probably not, but my friends are.
All the way.
Yeah. I mean I'm tough, cool and use grease in my hair and my cars.
Not at all.
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