How Much of a Hippie are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Much of a Hippie are You?
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About This Quiz

While the '60s have come and gone, the lifestyle of the hippie is here to stay. You might call yourself a green, or maybe even bohemian, but we know who you are. So how much of a hippie are you?
What would you name your daughter?
Sarah.
Lizzy.
Georgia.
Clover.
How much meat do you eat?
I eat it almost every day.
A few times a week.
Once a week.
Meat is murder.
Where do you shop for food?
Walmart.
A local supermarket chain.
A local market.
A farmer's market.

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What do you think of the Grateful Dead?
They're awful.
They're okay, if you like that sort of thing.
They're fun to listen to.
They're the best band ever.
What is the longest amount of time that you camped out?
I have never been.
For one night.
For a week.
I lived in a tent for a while.
Who did you vote for last election?
Donald Trump.
Hilary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders.
Vermin Supreme.

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When do you go barefoot?
Never, not even around the house.
Just around the house.
Around my yard.
I walk barefoot all the time.
Is war ever necessary?
Of course.
Sadly, sometimes it is.
Only under extreme circumstances.
Never.
When was the last time you went to a protest?
Never, those things are ridiculous.
I went once, back in college.
Well over a year ago.
Within the last year.

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Have you ever been to Burning Man?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
No way.
No, it looks fun though.
Yes, and I had a great time.
How do you wear your hair?
Short and heavily styled.
Long and heavily styled.
Long and kind of styled.
Long and free.
What do you think of rules?
They are what makes society work.
They are there for a reason.
Some of them are made to be broken.
I don't pay any attention to them.

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Do you recycle?
No.
Sometimes.
Usually.
Always.
What do you think of climate change?
it isn't real.
I am not sure.
it is a real thing, but something I don't worry about too much.
It is a huge threat to our planet.
What kind of dog would you choose?
A yellow lab.
A bulldog.
A Great Dane.
Any rescue that needs a home.

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Would you consider living in a home without electricity and with a composting outhouse?
Umm, no way.
I guess I would consider it, but it sounds awful.
I could do it for a week probably.
That is my dream.
What did you do after high school?
Got a job.
Went to college.
Traveled for a year then go to college.
Whatever I wanted.
What is the most important thing about a job?
Money.
Prestige.
Satisfaction.
Nothing, jobs don't define me.

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How long have you ever gone without showering?
I shower every day.
One day.
A few days.
Over a week.
What are you feelings about marijuana?
It is bad for you and should be illegal.
It is not that bad but should be illegal as it is a gateway drug.
It does not hurt anyone and should be used for medicinal purposes only.
It is the best thing ever.
How often do you meditate?
Never.
I have tried it but don't do it regularly.
Once a month.
Every day.

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You work three miles away, how do you get there?
I drive.
I carpool.
Public transportation.
I walk.
Where do you get your clothes?
Big department stores.
I order online.
Local stores.
Secondhand, or I make them.
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
I know I believe in something, but I am not sure what.
No.
I believe in love.

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Who do you go see when you need to talk?
My chaplain, minister, or priest.
My significant other.
My family.
My friends.
What kind of car do you drive?
A SUV.
A sedan.
A small economy car.
I don't own a car.
How often do you do yoga?
Never.
I have tried it, but don't do it regularly.
Once a week.
Every day.

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Have you ever backpacked long distance?
No, that sounds crazy.
No, that sounds dangerous.
No, but it sounds fun.
Yes.
Do you think of yourself as a free spirit?
I don't even know what that means.
No.
Maybe a little.
Yes.
Are you a big sports fan?
Yes, I love sports.
Not huge, but I like sports.
Not really.
Not at all.

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