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About This Quiz
While some people think being a hipster is cool and others think of it as an insult, how many of us even know if we are one? Are you a hipster? You might be surprised.
Do you participate in Movember?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
No, I could never pull that off.
No, Movember is totally lame.
Of course, Movember is the coolest.
What does the word "lumbersexual" mean to you?
Nothing.
It means a guy that dresses like a lumberjack to be cool.
It means a guy who is trying way too hard to be cool.
It is a guy who is totally cool.
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Where do you get your food?
A national chain supermarket.
A local chain supermarket.
A locally owned market.
Whole Foods or Trader Joes.
Do you like craft beer?
No, it is too expensive.
Sure, it is good beer.
No, I hate beer snobs.
Love it. I just got a growler yesterday.
What is your favorite mixed drink?
A margarita.
A Long Island Ice Tea.
A martini. Dry.
I don't know, Do you have a list of craft cocktails?
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What does gentrification mean?
When rich people move into poor neighborhoods.
When people from far away with money displace locals.
When a bunch of hipsters move in to a neighborhood.
It means there are a lot of new places to shop and hang out.
Do your parents still pay for some of your bills?
No. I wish they did though.
No, I would not allow that.
No, my parents and I don't get along.
Sure, why wouldn't they?
How often do you say that a band's early work was better?
Not often.
I guess it depends on the band.
Never.
All the time.
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How is your beard?
I had one a few years ago, but shaved it. Why do you ask?
I don't have one. I kind of want to grow one, but I am afraid I will look dumb.
Beards are lame.
My beard is glorious.
Do you ever wear a beanie?
I don't know what one is.
No, I don't think I could pull that off.
No, beanies are stupid.
Yes, all the time.
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Do you wear a lot of flannel?
No, but I used to in high school.
No, my work doesn't allow that.
Flannel is so yesterday.
Yeah, I have tons.
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Do you like tattoos?
No.
Yes, but I don't dare to get one.
Yes, I have one I designed myself.
Yes, I am really into tribal tattoos.
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Why do you make people mixtapes?
To show them that I like them.
To give them a tape of their favorite music.
I don't.
To introduce people to new music.
What is cooler - Instagram, Twitter or Facebook?
Facebook.
Twitter.
All social media is lame.
Instagram.
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Ever find an item of your dad's clothes that you took to wear yourself?
No.
Sure, but just stuff like sweatshirts.
No, I buy my own clothes.
Yeah, some of it is so ironically cool.
Do you like talking about how radical you are politically?
No, I am conservative.
I am a liberal, but I am not radical.
All politics are stupid.
Yes, I love going to protests.
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How long have you had the political views you have now?
My whole life.
My whole adult life.
I couldn't care less about politics.
Just the last few years.
Do you wear skinny jeans?
No, and I don't know anyone that does.
No, I don't think they would fit me right.
No, skinny jeans are dumb.
Yes, of course I do.
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Will you get a trust fund?
No, and I don't know anyone that does.
No, but I know some people that do - must be nice.
No, I can't stand trust-funders
Yes, but don't tell anyone.
What do you think of gluten?
I don't know what it is.
I guess it bothers some people, but not me.
Really? We are talking about gluten? Who cares?
Gluten is death.
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