How Much of a Man Are You on the Inside?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Much of a Man Are You on the Inside?
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About This Quiz

Have you ever wondered how manly you really are? Do you feel like more of a man than you are, or do you know you are overcompensating? Find out just how much of man you are on the inside.
What makes you feel all warm and fuzzy?
Puppies.
My wife.
My child.
Weddings.
Are you mechanically inclined?
I can fix anything.
I'm fairly handy.
I can do small stuff.
No, they pay people to fix things.
What are you most likely to grill?
A whole hog.
Ribs.
Salmon.
Veggies.

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Do you like playing sports?
I love football!
I like things like golf.
I'm more into music.
I like jogging more than sports.
How do you express your anger?
I take some time to simmer down.
I yell.
I let it out as road rage.
I don't anger very easily.
Do you cry at romantic films?
No.
Once in a while.
I have in the past.
I always cry.

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Which action/adventure film do you like most?
"Die Hard"
"Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"The Goonies"
"Fast and Furious"
Which actor do you find most manly?
Samuel L. Jackson.
Brad Pitt.
James Franco.
James Gandolfini.
What ranch activity would you enjoy most?
Bull riding.
Horseback riding.
Pig lassoing.
Cooking over an open fire.

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What would your wrestling name be?
Hairy the Horrible.
Man O War.
Joe Tough.
Fabulous Fredrick.
Which power tool do you use most often?
Chainsaw.
Nail Gun.
Drill.
Circular Saw.
What would you be most embarrassed to buy at a store?
Tampons.
Laxatives.
Adult Diapers.
Pregnancy Test.

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Where would you like to go on a weekend afternoon?
Monster truck rally.
Sporting event.
Dinner.
Shopping.
Where do you fall asleep most?
In my recliner.
On the sofa.
At my desk.
In my bed.
Do you snore?
I snore like a lumberjack.
How do I know? I'm asleep.
I lightly snore.
No.

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What kind of trousers do you like most?
Camouflage.
Jeans.
Khakis.
Sweats.
What drink do you like most?
Bourbon.
Beer.
Vodka.
Wine.
How macho do you think you are?
Very.
I can be macho.
A little.
I'm not all that macho.

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What household chore do you believe is your job?
Garbage.
Vacuuming.
Laundry.
Dishes.
What do you do that drives your significant other crazy?
I leave socks everywhere.
I snore.
I forget to pay bills.
I am always late.
What kind of shoes do you wear the most?
Boots.
Sneakers.
Loafers.
Flip Flops.

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What's your favorite side dish?
Bread.
Potatoes.
Mac and Cheese.
Salad.
What emotion are you feeling right now?
Boredom.
Lust.
Confusion.
Melancholy.
How do you act when you are sick?
I tough it out.
I cry.
I think I'm dying.
I like to be alone.

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Which word best describes you?
Leader.
Dad.
Teacher.
Mentor.
How do you work out?
I lift weights.
I go for long hikes.
I'm into martial arts.
I do 12 ounce curls.
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?
I don't wear jewelry.
I wear a special necklace.
I wear my ring.
I do wear a lot of jewelry.

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What gift would you give when making up with someone?
A hug.
A bottle of wine.
A backrub.
A night out.
Would you say you are creative?
I have my moments.
Not really.
I'm creative at work.
I am creative.
Which job would you like the least?
Model.
Server.
Hairstylist.
Boss.

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