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About This Quiz
Miss Piggy holds a special, diva-shaped spot in the hearts of Muppets viewers of all ages. She's singing, acting, dancing, karate chopping, motorcycle riding, and a primadonna. How much do you have in common with this superstar? Play on to find out!
Does anybody come to you for advice?
Sure, and I usually have advice to give.
Yes, I give lots of advice!
No, not really.
Occasionally.
Are you close with your family?
Yes, very.
For the most part, I suppose.
Eh, not really.
No, not at all.
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Do you have any hidden talents?
None of my talents are hidden - I put it all out there.
One or two.
Yes, I have several.
I don't think so.
Have you ever been a mascot?
No, but I'd consider doing it.
No, but I'd do it if given the opportunity.
No, and I have absolutely no desire to.
Yes.
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Can you sing?
Yes, I have the voice of an angel.
Sure, I can belt out a tune.
I have a limited range, but yeah.
Not well.
Have you ever been a contestant in a beauty pageant?
More than once.
Yes, once.
I've thought about entering one, but haven't gotten around to it.
No, and I don't ever want to be in one.
Do you have any pets?
I have a poodle.
I have a different type of dog.
I have a cat or other type of pet.
No.
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If you could dye your hair any color for a day, what color would you choose?
White
Blonde
Brown
A non-traditional color, like blue or pink.
Have you taken any karate lessons?
I have more skills than a master black belt.
For a few years or more, yeah.
I took classes for a short time.
No.
Can you dance?
I am a dancing queen.
My moves are the envy of the dance floor.
I have some solid moves.
I'm not the greatest...
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How do you feel about motorcycles?
I love riding them!
It's kinda scary to ride them, but still fun enough.
I'll probably never ride one, but I think they're pretty cool.
They aren't worth the risk.
Do you watch any workout videos?
Only the ones I've starred in.
Yes, gotta keep it tight.
I've watched one or two.
That's not my thing.
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Would you ever want a bodyguard?
It's a matter of necessity, not want. But yeah, I'd want one.
It'd be nice, but it's not necessary.
Maybe for a few specific occasions...
No, that's excessive.
Do you play any musical instruments?
Trumpet
A different brass instrument
A woodwind instrument
A percussion instrument
How are your anger management skills?
I have no need for anger management skills.
I have everything completely under control.
I only lose my temper every once in a while.
I'm human. We all get mad sometimes.
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Has your love for someone ever been unrequited?
Not that I'm aware of - everyone loves me!
I wouldn't love someone who doesn't love me back.
No.
Kinda, but it wasn't anything serious.
Do you feel like you're destined for greatness?
I am the essence of greatness.
Feel like? I know I'm destined for greatness.
Sure, as long as everything goes right.
No one is destined for anything.
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How strong are you?
I've got minimal upper body strength.
Strong enough to karate chop planks of thick wood in two.
I can lift relatively heavy weights.
Strong enough to bend metal.
Have you ever been to NYC?
I moved to and now live in NYC (or am a native).
Yes, I go there all the time.
Yes, a number of times.
No.
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If you have a crush on someone, how to you act towards them?
I overwhelm them with affection.
I make my feelings very clear to them.
I try to drop obvious hints about how I'm feeling.
I clam up and avoid them.
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How do you respond when someone insults you?
People have told me that I tend to flip out, but I find that insulting too.
Not well.
It depends on the insult, but I usually get salty.
I remain calm and walk away.
Which of these titles would you choose for a movie about your life:
"A Star on the Rise"
"The History of Me"
"Me, the Movie"
"It's Complicated"
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