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How do you settle disputes?
With a verbal lashing.
I shoot first and ask questions later.
I enjoy fist-a-cuffs.
I talk my way out of it.
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Do strangers appear to be afraid of you?
Sometimes.
All of the time.
If I'm in a bad mood.
I doubt it.
What is the best part of your job?
I enjoy working hard.
My boss is cool.
I handle money.
I'm not a fan of my job.
What is one thing that would make your job better?
More money.
More recognition.
Better benefits.
More flexibility.
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Have you ever been in a fight?
I took a punch once.
Too many to even recall.
Yeah, a couple small scuffles.
Nada.
Have you ever stolen anything?
A pack of gum.
Someone's dignity.
A shirt.
I borrowed something from a friend and never returned it.
Who are you at the office?
Everyone's friend.
The annoyed one.
The person who steals lunches from the fridge.
The boss.
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When you have an important deadline, how do you tackle it?
Slow and steady.
With laser focus.
Every situation is different.
I quit.
How well do you handle change?
I take it in stride.
I'm always ready.
I try, but don't always feel comfortable with change.
I don't.
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Which is your favorite western movie?
"Django"
"Unforgiven"
"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"
"A Fistful of Dollars"
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Which is your favorite western TV show?
"Bonanza"
"Maverick"
"The Wagon Train"
"Little House on the Prairie"
Who is your favorite wild west outlaw?
Jesse James.
Bill the Kid.
John Hardin.
I guess I don't know any.
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Why would you be an outlaw?
It sounds cool.
Life left me no choice.
My buddies are doing it.
No clue.
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How many years do you think you could survive as a wild west outlaw?
Five years at least.
Hopefully a long time. Even if most of it is from a prison cell.
About two years.
Oh, I think it is more months than years.
How do you take your coffee?
With a ton of creamer.
Black as tar.
With whole milk and sugar.
With a tablespoon of butter.
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What do you think about beans and franks?
They make me toot.
Delicious.
I'll eat them if I have to.
Not my thing.
What profession would you have been in before becoming a wild west outlaw?
Clergy.
I was a sheriff. Oh wait, I mean I still am a sheriff.
I was a carny.
A farmer.
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What's the worst thing you've done in your life?
I stole my parents' car.
I killed a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.
I punched someone for lookin' at me weird.
I haven't really done anything bad.
Which wild west confrontation would you have liked to participate?
Johnson County War.
Lincoln County Wars.
Shootout at the O.K. Corral.
Tough one. How about none?
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